3482 réponses à ce sujet

[luk3us]

Trade Alenko for some sexy space babe.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Find Diana Allers and throw her out the airlock. Then go get it on w/ Aria in the bar for more swag points.

[Abraham_uk]

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

Find Diana Allers and throw her out the airlock. Then go get it on w/ Aria in the bar for more swag points.

You know. When the story doesn't have to make sense or even go anywhere.... Awesomeness like the above comment ensues.

High five!

[Dunabar]

Find Diana Allers and the moment she mentions wanting to be on the Normandy; Inform her she doesn't have the proper amount of Swag to sway your Swagtasticness and thus is not allowed aboard the Normandy.

Modifié par Dunabar, 02 août 2012 - 01:51 .

[Sifr]

PUNCH Diana Allers for STEALING Emily Wong's SWAG

Shepard: I'm tired of your disingenuous fan-baiting! *SWAG-PAWNCH!*

[N172]

Invite Emily Wong to come aboard the Normandy, Lazarus Project her back from the dead if necessary.

[Ina_srn]

Ask Bailey if he's seen Lankist around. He might have some information on the missing artist.

[Abraham_uk]

Ina_srn wrote...

Ask Bailey if he's seen Lankist around. He might have some information on the missing artist.

Dude. It's only been 6 days since the last post.

Lankist needs some time. So have a little patience.

Whilst you're waiting, why not listen to this tune. I like this tune.

This band wasn't always about guns. Sometimes they brought out the roses.



Oh I love this tune too.

Take That for an awesome tune.




And one last tune about patience by Nas & Damian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9VQye6P8k0


Listen to these tunes and please try to be "Patient".

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 02 août 2012 - 08:12 .

[Lankist]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Shepard be bombarded by a bunch of angry customers and shifty-eyed lawyers with lawsuits

You say 'SUP' to BAILEY.

BAILEY says something something COUNCIL blah blah blah.

Then he gives you DIRECTIONS. As if you need those. Pfft, you've been here before. You know the layout by now. How much can a giant space station be rearranged in less than six months?




You are approached by ONE MAN in a NICE SUIT, because CROWDS are hard to FIT on these ITTY BITTY LITTLE PANELS.

He hands you a slip of PAPER. You think it's P. WEIRD that he gives you PAPER but WHATEVER.




APPARENTLY you have just been SERVED. It seems you SLANDERED EIGHTEEN DIFFERENT BUSINESSES by repeatedly claiming DISCRIMINATION.

You are now being sued by SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT BUSINESSES, with the EIGHTEENTH apparently having been found to ACTUALLY be DISCRIMINATING against the POOR.




Bailey wishes you luck with that.




And then leaves.






((Sorry it's been a little while since the last update. Busy week and also other excuses. To make up for it, here's things:))



(itty bitty A-team)



(SICK NASTY)

[Progman Omega]

You should go ATTEND your COURT hearing.  It's not like there's a GALAXY AT STAKE or anything.

[Ring1]

Appeal your slander case to the council in exchange for doing some tedious errands for them that will advance the PLOT.

Ask James why he is not doing pull ups RIGHT now.

Send Liara to do PLOT related things or something...

Recruit some random guy to go check on Kai... never mind not important.

Modifié par Ring1, 03 août 2012 - 08:44 .

[adh105]

put the paper on the ground and ****** on it to increase your swag figuring by the time the reapers are dealt with and this case gets processed you will be dead or so good at lying you will receive damages.

Also get out your keeper saddle and mount one to get around the citadel faster at which point ride into the council chambers shouting "YEEEHAWWWW!" waving the Earth flag which looks suspiciously similar to an american flag only with more stars

[Smugglers Luck]

RIP your ticket into a MILLION DIFFERENT PIECES. You are COMMANDER SHEPARD. You do not put up with this PETTY NONSENSE.

Then,go with LIARA to see the COUNCIL, Forget about ALENKO.

[Bergy_si]

Progman Omega wrote...

You should go ATTEND your COURT hearing.  It's not like there's a GALAXY AT STAKE or anything.

Liara should give you some dirty secrets on COURT members, so you could BLACKMAIL them!

[Catastrophy]

Remember about that waste thing on the Normandy. On the port side down in engineering. Or was it Starboard down in the crew quarters?
Ah, screw it: Take a note to find Zaeed - he should know. Could also replace Alenko. Smoking on missions! Tear up some bars on Thessia!

[MCB280]

Sign Alenko up for a gender change so he becomes a sexy she and then attend the court hearing but just pretend to listen your Shepard your to cool to listen.

[Cronotis]

PUNCH Diana Allers

[Conro101]

>Attempt to make Shepard decoy out of sexbot and/or Vega, send to court in your place.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Bergy_si wrote...
Liara should give you some dirty secrets on COURT members, so you could BLACKMAIL them!

Then go throw Allers out the airlock (hey, name of a band, anyone? Allers Out the Airlock?) and follow it up with making out with Aria for swag.  You can also make out with Liara, but that doesn't result in nearly the amount of swag points.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Remember to get Garrus a skateboard.

[HNNNNNNG]

Rip up this supposed 'paper',and go to council. Your commander shepard, you have more important things to do.

[Abraham_uk]

With a combination of your SWAG and One Liners, try to recuit Kai Leng.

Because a tech ninja with a gunship for backup is one hell of an advantage in combat.

[Highlord Fox]

Ring1 wrote...

Appeal your slander case to the council in exchange for doing some tedious errands for them that will advance the PLOT.

Ask James why he is not doing pull ups RIGHT now.

Send Liara to do PLOT related things or something...

Recruit some random guy to go check on Kai... never mind not important.

[Mevanna]

Abraham_uk wrote...

With a combination of your SWAG and One Liners, try to recuit Kai Leng.

Because a tech ninja with a gunship for backup is one hell of an advantage in combat.

And his superior PLOT ARMOUR should give your SWAG a huge boost.

[Hypertion]

punch the nearest keeper, followed by the nearest reporter, then find a turian and punch that with the paper, confusing the turian.

then go do some plot related things.. over there..