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[Dark-Soldi3r]

A0170 wrote...

Bond with Gabby and Ken by doing the following,

1.) Get hammered. Proceed to ****** off the whole bar by singing Scottish drinking songs.

2.) Grab the closest Volus you can find. Roll him down the staircase for laughs.

3.) Order 1,000 space pizzas under the name Donnel Udina. Have them sent to his office.

Modifié par Dark-Soldi3r, 10 août 2012 - 06:05 .

[Progman Omega]

Mevanna wrote...

Tell them you really want to see that new blasto movie.

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard goes to the council after much tomfoolery with Gabby and Ken.

Shepard finds out that the Quotation monster has killed all the members of the council except Uldina. Because Uldina is important. Right?
Oh well.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 10 août 2012 - 08:52 .

[SparrowBird]

/GET BOAT

Modifié par SparrowBird, 10 août 2012 - 10:13 .

[MCB280]

Mevanna wrote...

Tell them you really want to see that new blasto movie.

[Icyflare]

Suddenly bump into Aria and ask if she would like to go see the new Blasto Movie.

[nogram3]

I7IDanny wrote...

A0170 wrote...

Bond with Gabby and Ken by doing the following,

1.) Get hammered. Proceed to ****** off the whole bar by singing Scottish drinking songs.

2.) Grab the closest Volus you can find. Roll him down the staircase for laughs.

3.) Order 1,000 space pizzas under the name Donnel Udina. Have them sent to his office.

Especially this.

[Lankist]

A0170 wrote...

Order space pizzas under the name Donnel Udina. Have them sent to his office.

You are now DONNEL UDINA. You were dealing with the JACKASS ASARI COUNCILOR'S STUPID POLITICAL BS and THIS OTHER ASARI badgering you about using too much JUST FOR MEN when you heard a RINGING at your OFFICE DOOR.



You answer the DOOR to find that you are now evidently the PROUD OWNER of SEVERAL DOZEN INEDIBLE PIZZAS, courtesy of COMMANDER SHEPARD and "THE FUN DECK."




Gettin' REEAAAL tired of your crap, COMMANDER.




You are now COMMANDER SHEPARD again.

FIST BUMPS and HIGH FIVES are EXCHANGED.

Following your HIJINKS, the three of you decide to re-name DECK 4 as "THE FUN DECK." You are also considering re-naming DECK 3 as "THE DRAMA DECK". When you suggested DECK 5 be "THE RIPPED DECK," GABBY and KEN didn't get the REFERENCE. You assured them that they will understand soon enough.

What now?

[Ring1]

Listen to the exact same conversations over and over and wonder if this is Zaeed feels in his time loop.

[Commdor]

Go find Alenko in the hospital to steal his wallet for credits to spend on party times.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

SparrowBird wrote...

/GET BOAT

I think I love you, man.

[Quintus Kessler]

Use on of the PUBLIC EXTRANET TERMINALS to SKYPE your homie GARRUS VAKARIAN. When VAKARIAN is in your party, your SWAGSCORE will increase by 10 points, and you will temporarily unlock a new level of GUNSTUFF.

VAKARIAN is absent, but his WEBCAM is on. You see PALAVAN, the planet where VAKARIAN's CRIB is located. It seems UNDER SIEGE by the REAPERS.
Inside VAKARIAN's room, there also hangs a nice adult-rated TALI'ZORAH NAR RAYYA poster. You really oughta BORROW it from him for FUTURE PURPOSES.

[N7Infernox]

Go to see the new Blasto movie in a theater. If you're lucky, you'll find Zaeed there.

[Norad2]

Oops, double post.

Modifié par Norad2, 11 août 2012 - 03:08 .

[Norad2]

N7Infernox wrote...

Go to see the new Blasto movie in a theater. If you're lucky, you'll find Zaeed there.

[Sifr]

Makes a mental-note that when you EVENTUALLY decide to meet with the COUNCIL, you will DENY the pizza-spamming incident...

"Ah yes, Pizzas! We have dismissed that claim!"

Modifié par Sifr1449, 11 août 2012 - 03:10 .

[belisariu]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Makes a mental-note that when you EVENTUALLY decide to meet with the COUNCIL, you will DENY the pizza-spamming incident...

"Ah yes, Pizzas! We have dismissed that claim!"

[Abraham_uk]

Have an awkward slurrrrrrrry conversation with unconcious Kaidan. Thankfully Kaidan doesn't hear what you're saying, because your still drunk from your partying at Purgatory.

Gabby and Ken chuckle among themselves as you tell Kaidan how much you "luuuuve" him.

Then go to Palaven to kill some Reaper footsoldiers in the hope of improving both your Gunstuff and Swag scores. Oh and Shepard might get to meat Garrus and Victus whilst he's there.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 août 2012 - 05:25 .

[EL_SiD679]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Have an awkward slurrrrrrrry conversation with unconcious Kaidan. Thankfully Kaidan doesn't hear what you're saying, because your still drunk from your partying at Purgatory.

Gabby and Ken chuckle among themselves as you tell Kaidan how much you "luuuuve" him.

Then go to Palaven to kill some Reaper footsoldiers in the hope of improving both your Gunstuff and Swag scores. Oh and Shepard might get to meat Garrus and Victus whilst he's there.

Garrus better still have his aviators from the last adventure!

[Ring1]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Have an awkward slurrrrrrrry conversation with unconcious Kaidan. Thankfully Kaidan doesn't hear what you're saying, because your still drunk from your partying at Purgatory.

Gabby and Ken chuckle among themselves as you tell Kaidan how much you "luuuuve" him.

Then go to Palaven to kill some Reaper footsoldiers in the hope of improving both your Gunstuff and Swag scores. Oh and Shepard might get to meat Garrus and Victus whilst he's there.

[SparrowBird]

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

SparrowBird wrote...

/GET BOAT

I think I love you, man.

<3

/Avoid Udina like the space-plague for several hours.
/Go to store.
/Buy model ships, fish, and a munch of weapons you aren't trained to use.
/Become broke.

[LT123]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Have an awkward slurrrrrrrry conversation with unconcious Kaidan. Thankfully Kaidan doesn't hear what you're saying, because your still drunk from your partying at Purgatory.

Gabby and Ken chuckle among themselves as you tell Kaidan how much you "luuuuve" him.

Then go to Palaven to kill some Reaper footsoldiers in the hope of improving both your Gunstuff and Swag scores. Oh and Shepard might get to meat Garrus and Victus whilst he's there.

[Hadea]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Makes a mental-note that when you EVENTUALLY decide to meet with the COUNCIL, you will DENY the pizza-spamming incident...

"Ah yes, Pizzas! We have dismissed that claim!"

[A0170]

Brilliant work Lankist!

Anyway call up Admiral Hackett to ask the Alliance for some emergency war funding. Proceed to spend it all on model ships and fish for your aquarium.

[Abraham_uk]

Can I award Lankist a 2012 Olympic Gold for this epic thread?

Oh wait I have to be an official.
There has to be an olympic event for it.


Okay can I unofficially give Lankist an unoffical gold for this epic thread?
Hell yeah! Lankist wins Gold!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=VQ4qrcHyYj4

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 août 2012 - 10:32 .