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[Most Definitely Sane]

Maintain your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY and let KAIDAN remain a MAN.

[Vataxa]

Yaevinn wrote...

MCB280 wrote...

Put KAIDEN on the list for a sex change.

Also, change KAIDEN name to ASHLEY.

this

[krasnoarmeets]

Yaevinn wrote...

MCB280 wrote...

Put KAIDEN on the list for a sex change.

Also, change KAIDEN name to ASHLEY.

This and this:

Dried Donkey wrote...

pulls out a MARKER and starts DRAWING ON HIM!

To maintaining artistic integrity, I say a big MEH.

Modifié par krasnoarmeets, 25 août 2012 - 07:18 .

[H4nniba11]

MacNasty wrote...

Oh god... They're coming back!

The pattern has repeated itself more times that you can fathom. Quote pyramids rise, grow, advance. And at the apex of their glory, they are considered as united will of the community. We impose order on the chaos of different ideas. You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

[Silentzo]

Attempt to prank an Elcor.

[LT123]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Maintain your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY and let KAIDAN remain a MAN.

[Highlord Fox]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Maintain your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY and let KAIDAN remain a MAN.

[Acerlux]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Maintain your ARTISTIC INTEGRITY and let KAIDAN remain a MAN.

However, you should violate the integrity of Kaidan's wallet. He can't tell you not to.

[Icyflare]

Acerlux wrote...

However, you should violate the integrity of Kaidan's wallet. He can't tell you not to.

Agreed.

Modifié par Icyflare, 25 août 2012 - 07:37 .

[Lankist]

feriwan wrote...

Go talk to THE COUNCIL while DRUNK, showing why you are a GREAT SPECTRE

You decide to go DROP SOME SCIENCE at the COUNCIL. You'll handle this whole ALENKO SITUATION later.


or, like

never




You are now LIARA T'SONI. You've been trying to CONVINCE the COUNCIL to send help to EARTH, but they ain't having NONE OF THAT.

It's OKAY, though, because you think you're close to turning this thing around just so long as nothing stupid happens within the next five mi-




SHEPARD is here and he is APOCALYPTICALLY DRUNK. For some reason he brought a POSSE.

SHEPARD greets the COUNCIL in an OVERLY-AFFECTIONATE MANNER and refers to COUNCILOR UDINA as his "FAVORITE COUNCILOR" because he isn't STUPID, SMELLY or UGLY (in that order). He then proceeds, in slurred words, to insist that we all talk about "THE PLOT" before just MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY.

You ask CHAKWAS how many drinks SHEPARD has had. CHAKWAS says TWO. She doesn't say OF WHAT.

This is bad.




The COUNCIL does that thing where they HUDDLE UP AND WHISPER.

UDINA doesn't get INVITED to the WHISPER PARTY.




The COUNCIL has decided that it will do the OPPOSITE of all of those things you said they should be doing.

Damn it, SHEPARD.

Abraham_uk wrote...

Lankist. If you take a look at the suggestions on pages 59 and 60, you'll be worried. Especially the forced sex change posts.

((I read every single suggestion and thus I always straddle the line between being sort of funny and wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life. After those two pages it's mostly the latter right now.))

Modifié par Lankist, 26 août 2012 - 02:20 .

[Ring1]

As Liara T'Soni show off the PLOT thingy so we know why we went to MARS aside from making Alenko important.

[MacNasty]

Ask the Turian and Salarian Councilers why their heads are so big.

[Volc19]

Tell that Councilors that you are hanging up on them, and are therefore winning the battle of wits.

Then have a nightmare about Timbits back on the Normandy.

[Darth_Ravor]

Accuse Udina of taking Anderson's council seat and brainwashing everyone in the galaxy so nobody remembers that he isn't the human councilar.

[EL_SiD679]

Volc19 wrote...

Tell that Councilors that you are hanging up on them, and are therefore winning the battle of wits.

Then have a nightmare about Timbits back on the Normandy.

ESPECIALLY the Timbits nightmare! 

[MrStoob]

Insist that since the COUNCIL have taken the podium, they are required to do sexy dancing. Particularly TEVOS. Throw credit chits while saying "Shake it, babeeee!" a la Duke.

[TheBanshee]

Volc19 wrote...

Tell that Councilors that you are hanging up on them, and are therefore winning the battle of wits.

Then have a nightmare about Timbits back on the Normandy.

[A0170]

We're still Liara right? If so, prove that you're not a useless Shadowbroker by threatening to air out the Council's dirty little secrets unless they agree to help you.

[Severyx]

BIOTICALLY TOSS Shepard into Udina for being a USELESS COUNCILOR, then GO DO YOUR OWN THING like you always do.

[feriwan]

stalk some RANDOM PEOPLE so that you get some SIDE QUESTS

[belisariu]

A0170 wrote...

We're still Liara right? If so, prove that you're not a useless Shadowbroker by threatening to air out the Council's dirty little secrets unless they agree to help you.

[Bergy_si]

Remind the COUNCIL who saved their ASSES!
And also SHEPPARD passed out, hold him with your biotic powers...

[Abraham_uk]

After 61 pages 2 hours of gameplay have taken place.

Time to hurry up and go to Palaven before the Reapers invade the galaxy.
Or maybe not. Seems Shepard is too drunk to do anything at the moment. So Shepard sleeps and has nightmeres over some random child who died on Earth.

Did I mention chasing the poor child through the woods in slow motion?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 26 août 2012 - 02:40 .