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[Abraham_uk]

10110001110100 wrote...

For the record, I've probably enjoyed this more than the actual game

It's rare to see a parody that actually works. Lankist you are doing a great job. Keep it up.

But I would like to see more clever ways of breaking the fourth wall. Saying it's time to do plot related stuff or this character explains plot related stuff, or Kaidan is becoming too plot relevant yanks me out of the story.

Also I don't like it when Lankist says  Liara gives some exposition or Liara says plot related stuff, or time to do something plot related. Also if I see Casey Hudson or any of the writers having a conversation with one of the characters, that's when I shout "OH COME ON!"

The funniest moments are always "Shepard gets drunk" or "Shepard tries out his one liners." or James Vega does pull ups.

[Bran Blackboon II]

Since you are still Liara T'soni... BLACKMAIL the council into helping using COMPROMISING PICTURES you have undoubtedly acquired using your SHADOW BROKER CONNECTIONS.

Modifié par Bran Blackboon II, 26 août 2012 - 06:02 .

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

I'm all for the BLACKMAILING the COUNCIL using the SHADOW BROKER INTEL mentioned a COUPLE OF TIMES PREVIOUSLY.

[Abraham_uk]

Isn't Shepard a bit too drunk to think of blackmailing anyone?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 26 août 2012 - 07:21 .

[fainmaca]

Access LIARA'S PLOT POWER TALENT TREE (a talent tree available only to those with the T'SONI LEGACY and AUTHOR'S FAVOURITE traits), which includes such powers as PLOT ARMOUR, PLOT RELEVANCE STAT INCREASE (only usable once per installment of the franchise, with an additional charge per DLC/COMIC), CANONICAL ROMANCE and PLOT FURTHERANCE.

Use the almighty power of PLOT FURTHERANCE to overpower any kind of COMMON SENSE that may still be in the room, forcing everyone present to listen to you and decide that anything you say is a BRILLIANT PLAN, and should be done IMMEDIATELY, if not SOONER.

Then, once everyone is under the spell of your PLOT POWERS, throw away the actual PROTHEAN SCHEMATICS BLA-BLA and suggest that they commit every FLEET, SCIENTIST and SOLDIER to a project to construct a GIGANTIC SPACE MICROPHONE that you can use to kick-start your COUNTRY SINGING CAREER.

Modifié par fainmaca, 26 août 2012 - 08:46 .

[Lankist]

Ring1 wrote...

As Liara T'Soni show off the PLOT thingy so we know why we went to MARS aside from making Alenko important.

You try to SALVAGE this SITUATION by showing the COUNCIL the SCHEMATICS you RECOVERED from the PROTHEAN ARCHIVES. Certainly they will listen to LOGIC and REASON now that they know for a fact that the REAPERS are-

A0170 wrote...

Threaten to air out the Council's dirty little
secrets unless they agree to help you.

SHEPARD interrupts you drunkenly, AGAIN.

He says he KNOWS the SHADDOW BROOKER personally and attempts to BLACKMAIL the COUNCIL into HELPING.

On a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE:

HEY LIARA, LEMME' HOLLA AT YOU FOR A SEC.




PSST.

LIARA.

HEY.

YOU'RE THE SHADDOW BROOKER RIGHT.

Shepard, everyone can hear y-

COOL, SO LIKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY DIRT ON THE COUNCIL I CAN USE TO BLACKMAIL THEM?

No.

WHAT ABOUT UDINA? HE'S A TOTAL PUTZ, YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING ON HIM, RIGHT?

No.

HOLY CRAP, LIARA T'SONI, YOU ARE THE WORST SHADDOW BROOKER I HAVE EVER MET AND I'VE ONLY MET TWO.

Oh my god right now, Shepard.

Volc19 wrote...

Tell that Councilors that you are hanging up on them, and are therefore winning the battle of wits.

SHEPARD says he is HANGING UP on the COUNCIL.

He does a little thing with his THUMB and his FOREFINGER like he's HANGING UP.

He then asks UDINA if he can HOLLA at him for a sec.




You are now COMMANDER SHEPARD. You are currently INTOXICATED to such a level that can only be described as BIBLICAL.

You have met UDINA in his OFFICE, where he tells you about those JACKASSES and WHATNOT. He says he's doing EVERYTHING he CAN to get HELP for EAR-




SHEPARD, why the hell are all these people in my OFFICE?

Modifié par Lankist, 26 août 2012 - 09:54 .

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist wrote...





SHEPARD, why the hell are all these people in my OFFICE?

Shepard: Uldina. Did you really think you could manage all those pizzas on your own?

Ken: Those pizza boxes better not be empty.
Gabby: Shut up about the pizza already.
Dr Chakwas: Is it me or does that pizza smell of Haggis?
Ken: Have you ever tried Haggis Pizza?
Gabby: Yes it tastes of a*s.
Ken: Mighty fine a*s I might add.

Uldina: Could we please get down to business?
Liara: Agreed.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 26 août 2012 - 10:13 .

[MacNasty]

SEARCH around UDINA'S OFFICE for DIRT to BLACKMAIL him into HELPING you.

Modifié par MacNasty, 26 août 2012 - 10:38 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Shepard snaps his fingers and orders Ken to kidnap the Turian Councilor. Ken comes back with the Turian tied to a chair and his mouth gagged with haggis.

[Bran Blackboon II]

Ah yes, "people". We have dismissed that claim.

[A0170]

IIRC those space pizzas are levo dextro based so only Turians and Quarians can eat them.
So bribe the Turian councilor into helping you with space pizza. 

Modifié par A0170, 28 août 2012 - 08:59 .

[fainmaca]

...Aw. Kinda posted my suggestion a little late.

Anyway:

Sweep the PIZZAS off the DESK dramatically, slamming your FISTS down on it while shouting 'Damnit man! We don't have time to waste! Think of the timbits!'

[Acerlux]

Ask Udina to join your posse. His uniquely irritating voice will fit in well with your current stable of accents.

[Progman Omega]

Throw a PIZZA PARTY.

[Volc19]

Take the Dextro Pizza, just in case you need it in the future. For all you know, the Normandy can crash on a jungle planet for no reason at some point.

Also, have Gabby and Ken do tech stuff on Udina's computer, so they can find dirt on the Council. Promote them to being the Shadow Brokers, since Liara brings shame upon the clan.

[BogdanV]

Look around to see if there is any RANDOM PLANT in a POT. Remove RANDOM PLANT and USE DIRT from POT against the Council.

[Northern Sun]

Consume the Dextro Pizza in a way only a biblicaly drunk person can.

[Conro101]

>Perform a enactment of how you will defeat the reapers on Udina's desk. Use the pizza as props.

[Ring1]

Tell Uldina that you are assembling your CRACK team to defeat the reapers or something.

Then do a ROLL CALL listing all your henchmen.

LIARA T'SONI- Worst information broker.
DR. CHAKWAS- Hack doctor
KENNETH DONNELLY- Broseph that makes lewd jokes.
GABBY.... - .... .....

[Tosh_Ts]

Northern Sun wrote...

Consume the Dextro Pizza in a way only a biblicaly drunk person can.

[Bergy_si]

HUG him and tell him, that you know, that deep down politicians are PERSONS too!

Modifié par Bergy_si, 27 août 2012 - 05:25 .

[Fingertrip]

QUESTION Udina as MEMBER of Council. Proceed to SWAG with CREW and there-after PROCEED with PLOT.

[spartan040]

When you see the Turian Councilor again, don't forget to use AIR QUOTES (best used with anything reaper related). It's time we see some PAYBACK.

[feriwan]

spartan040 wrote...

When you see the Turian Councilor again, don't forget to use AIR QUOTES (best used with anything reaper related). It's time we see some PAYBACK.