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[Arterius]

Abraham_uk wrote...

After 61 pages 2 hours of gameplay have taken place.

Time to hurry up and go to Palaven before the Reapers invade the galaxy.
Or maybe not. Seems Shepard is too drunk to do anything at the moment. So Shepard sleeps and has nightmeres over some random child who died on Earth.

Did I mention chasing the poor child through the woods in slow motion?

[redhood7]

The turian councilor appears and asks Shepard for help with palaven but since shepard is too drunk to understand so he convinces shepard that there is a party on palaven.

[Highlord Fox]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Lankist wrote...





SHEPARD, why the hell are all these people in my OFFICE?

Shepard: Uldina. Did you really think you could manage all those pizzas on your own?

Ken: Those pizza boxes better not be empty.
Gabby: Shut up about the pizza already.
Dr Chakwas: Is it me or does that pizza smell of Haggis?
Ken: Have you ever tried Haggis Pizza?
Gabby: Yes it tastes of a*s.
Ken: Mighty fine a*s I might add.

Uldina: Could we please get down to business?
Liara: Agreed.

[Bergy_si]

Explain to him, why they cal you SHEPPARD, the FOLLOWERS must represent the SHEEP!

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

[Haldameer]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[belisariu]

Haldameer wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[Highlord Fox]

Haldameer wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[xXxKatxXx]

Haldameer wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[nogram3]

Haldameer wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[LukeBLT]

Haldameer wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Ask Udina to be your love interest while Shepard is biblically drunk.

Pricelss...


While wearing nothing but a pizza slice

[EL_SiD679]

I'm starting to get a little concerned over some of these suggestions...

[fainmaca]

Enough of the weird suggestions! Don't you realise more innocent TIMBITS suffer with every moment we waste not forwarding the PLOT?!?!

[Teneroth]

fainmaca wrote...

Enough of the weird suggestions! Don't you realise more innocent TIMBITS suffer with every moment we waste not forwarding the PLOT?!?!

Think of the timbits! Screw the plot, lets just gather all the big guns™ we can and go start kicking reaper butt!

I say we search the office for all the big guns™ we can find

Modifié par Teneroth, 30 août 2012 - 06:00 .

[ucdcsteve]

No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

[Icyflare]

Pass out in Udina's office and wake up on the Normandy on top of the pile of dextro pizzas. Your new mission is to deliver them to the hungry troops on Palaven. You are now the galaxy's new PIZZA BOY.

Modifié par Icyflare, 30 août 2012 - 08:58 .

[Highlord Fox]

ucdcsteve wrote...

No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

Advance the PLOT, and be FUNNY? WINNING!

[HNNNNNNG]

Stall udina with your amazing dance moves as you wait for the turian councilor to come in.

Bring pizzas

[LT123]

ucdcsteve wrote...

No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

[Most Definitely Sane]

ucdcsteve wrote...

No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

Though make sure he pays.

[EL_SiD679]

fainmaca wrote...

Enough of the weird suggestions! Don't you realise more innocent TIMBITS suffer with every moment we waste not forwarding the PLOT?!?!

Truer words have never been spoken! ^ We must avenge Tim Hortons and the TIMBITS!!

[Abraham_uk]

EL_SiD679 wrote...

Truer words have never been spoken! ^ We must avenge Tim Hortons and the TIMBITS!!

You're refeering to a post that is 3 months old.
So if three hours of game play take place every 3 months.

That's 25 months. Enough time for the Reapers to complete the cycle!

Tim Hortons and the TIMBITS are still waiting to be avenged.
But Shepard is too busy being drunk.



See page 7 for more details

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 31 août 2012 - 10:34 .

[Bran Blackboon II]

ucdcsteve wrote...

No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.

PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

SNAG the dextro pizza and SCRAM. Tell Udina: "I should go."

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

ucdcsteve wrote...
No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

And deliver it (as mentioned above) wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.

[Abraham_uk]

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

ucdcsteve wrote...
No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

And deliver it (as mentioned above) wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.

Just to think. Comander Shepard is the galaxy's last hope. Sadly Comander Shepard has lost the plot.
Damn. We're in trouble.

If Comander Shepard doesn't get back to the actual quest in stopping the Reapers soon, we're doomed..
Come on Shepard! We need your help.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 01 septembre 2012 - 08:19 .