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[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

ucdcsteve wrote...
No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

And deliver it (as mentioned above) wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.

Just to think. Comander Shepard is the galaxy's last hope. Sadly Comander Shepard has lost the plot.
Damn. We're in trouble.
If Comander Shepard doesn't get back to the actual quest in stopping the Reapers soon, we're doomed..
Come on Shepard! We need your help.

He can advance the plot (is there even one?) by going to Palaven.  Doesn't matter what he's initially going for, so long as he gets there.

Wearing only a slice of pizza.

[Moogie M]

Take an empty pizza box, write 'PLOT' on it with a magic marker. Then throw it to the ground and yell 'THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR PLOT!' while stomping on it.

At least until the Turian councilor arrives.

Modifié par Moogie M, 02 septembre 2012 - 01:00 .

[ucdcsteve]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

ucdcsteve wrote...
No one in Udina's office can eat that dextro pizza.
PIZZA DELIVERY TO PALAVEN by request from the turian councilor.

And deliver it (as mentioned above) wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.

Just to think. Comander Shepard is the galaxy's last hope. Sadly Comander Shepard has lost the plot.
Damn. We're in trouble.

If Comander Shepard doesn't get back to the actual quest in stopping the Reapers soon, we're doomed..
Come on Shepard! We need your help.

The next piece of plot is Palaven, so I figured I'd suggest something to move the plot along while trying to remain humurous. 

Wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.....

[kevchy]

Deliver the Dextro pizzas to the Primach on Palaven..

[Abraham_uk]

ucdcsteve wrote...


The next piece of plot is Palaven, so I figured I'd suggest something to move the plot along while trying to remain humurous. 

Wearing nothing but a slice of pizza.....

As long as the plot keeps moving forward.
Lankist always delivers on the humour. No worries there.

[SDW]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Just to think. Comander Shepard is the galaxy's last hope. Sadly Comander Shepard has lost the plot.
Damn. We're in trouble.

If Comander Shepard doesn't get back to the actual quest in stopping the Reapers soon, we're doomed..
Come on Shepard! We need your help.

Ah, I don't know. I would assume in this version of the story, the Reapers can be defeated in an accidental fashion, like, say, Shepard trips over the power cord for the Catalyst's power supply.

[Abraham_uk]

SDW! You rock!

What does SDW stand for?

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

SDW wrote...
Ah, I don't know. I would assume in this version of the story, the Reapers can be defeated in an accidental fashion, like, say, Shepard trips over the power cord for the Catalyst's power supply.

That's got my vote.

[Highlord Fox]

SDW wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...

Just to think. Comander Shepard is the galaxy's last hope. Sadly Comander Shepard has lost the plot.
Damn. We're in trouble.

If Comander Shepard doesn't get back to the actual quest in stopping the Reapers soon, we're doomed..
Come on Shepard! We need your help.

Ah, I don't know. I would assume in this version of the story, the Reapers can be defeated in an accidental fashion, like, say, Shepard trips over the power cord for the Catalyst's power supply.

[Lankist]

Very crazy week. Haven't had time to work on this between about a dozen different things going down, sorry guys. I promise I'll try to get back to it tomorrow night. I try to update with 3-5 panels every other day but once in a while it doesn't work out like that. Don't worry if I disappear from time to time. I still keep up with the suggestions and take notes on side-discussions even if I don't have the time to do anything with them. I promise if I die tragically I'll let you guys know via haunting.

Modifié par Lankist, 03 septembre 2012 - 02:48 .

[ucdcsteve]

No problemo Lankist. I've enjoyed this immensely and am patient.

[Ring1]

Lankist wrote...

Very crazy week. Haven't had time to work on this between about a dozen different things going down, sorry guys. I promise I'll try to get back to it tomorrow night. I try to update with 3-5 panels every other day but once in a while it doesn't work out like that. Don't worry if I disappear from time to time. I still keep up with the suggestions and take notes on side-discussions even if I don't have the time to do anything with them. I promise if I die tragically I'll let you guys know via haunting.

I can't wait to get to the end in a few years! 

Do we get to do Leviathan or any DLC as well? 

Plus I can't wait to see what happens next. Thanks

[SDW]

Lankist wrote...

Very crazy week. Haven't had time to work on this between about a dozen different things going down, sorry guys. I promise I'll try to get back to it tomorrow night. I try to update with 3-5 panels every other day but once in a while it doesn't work out like that. Don't worry if I disappear from time to time. I still keep up with the suggestions and take notes on side-discussions even if I don't have the time to do anything with them. I promise if I die tragically I'll let you guys know via haunting.

All is cool, Lankist. You do this free of charge. We love you even now.

[Abraham_uk]

SDW wrote...

Lankist wrote...

Very crazy week. Haven't had time to work on this between about a dozen different things going down, sorry guys. I promise I'll try to get back to it tomorrow night. I try to update with 3-5 panels every other day but once in a while it doesn't work out like that. Don't worry if I disappear from time to time. I still keep up with the suggestions and take notes on side-discussions even if I don't have the time to do anything with them. I promise if I die tragically I'll let you guys know via haunting.

All is cool, Lankist. You do this free of charge. We love you even now.

Lankist. Don't worry.

Whilst you're busy, we loyal followers will do everything we can to keep this thread alive.
It's a funny thread. We enjoy it.


Here is why.

Lankist's sense of humour and daft scenarios are what keep us enterained.
Let's face it, all of those wacky suggestions (including the ones that were far too surreal and immature to make it into the comic) are awesome.

Comedy is the heart and soul of this thread.
That alone is the reason to stay tuned.
That reason alone is the reason we need to keep this thread alive.

Keep it up Lankist! We love you!

[Lankist]

10110001110100 wrote...

Make IMPENETRABLE FORT with PIZZA BOXES

You successfully construct FORT KICKASS.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED.




Hey, it's the TURIAN COUNCILOR.

You try to make AIRQUOTES with your STUBBY LITTLE ARMS but your gestures are invisible from within the safety of FORT KICKASS.



H-

Hey!

STOP EATING MY FORT.

FORT KICKASS has been COMPROMISED.

Modifié par Lankist, 04 septembre 2012 - 01:32 .

[Darth_Ravor]

Point out the irony of airquotes to a turian with no arms

[fainmaca]

Make a GARLIC BREAD DEFENCE DROID. Then SIC 'EM.

[Gravisanimi]

Realize everyone is still in Udina's office

Turian Councilor demands you send these to his home on Manae, and reinstates you as a spectre to order you to do it, besides, you aren't the one driving.

Modifié par Gravisanimi, 04 septembre 2012 - 01:38 .

[A0170]

Fort Kickass must not fall. Break the siege by throwing pizza crusts at them.

An annoyed Turian Councilor will tell you to stop fooling around, reinstate your Spectre status, and head to Menae.

[funfryfrenzy]

Udina orders shepard to leave


Tell Udina his authority isnt recognized in fort kickass.

[A0170]

funfryfrenzy wrote...

Udina orders shepard to leave


Tell Udina his authority isnt recognized in fort kickass.

Doctor Krieger

Modifié par A0170, 04 septembre 2012 - 03:50 .

[Versus Omnibus]

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

[Ring1]

Gravisanimi wrote...

Realize everyone is still in Udina's office

Turian Councilor demands you send these to his home on Manae, and reinstates you as a spectre to order you to do it, besides, you aren't the one driving.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Ask Udina to be your love interest, and then cheat on him with the turian councilor.

[A0170]

Btw, why isn't this thread stickied? It certainly deserves to be.

Modifié par A0170, 04 septembre 2012 - 03:49 .