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[nhcre8tv1]

A0170 wrote...

Btw, why isn't this thread stickied? It certainly deserves to be.

After 3 months of being the best thread on any website of all time, it really neds to be.

MAGESTICALLY burst out of FORT KICKASS with the gracefulness of a SWAN, to attempt a diversion with the goal of evacuting the THE CITADEL, as FORT KICKASS has been compromised.

[MCB280]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

[belisariu]

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

A0170 wrote...

Btw, why isn't this thread stickied? It certainly deserves to be.

After 3 months of being the best thread on any website of all time, it really neds to be.

MAGESTICALLY burst out of FORT KICKASS with the gracefulness of a SWAN, to attempt a diversion with the goal of evacuting the THE CITADEL, as FORT KICKASS has been compromised.

And launching your pants to the turian councilor´s head while evacuating

[Abraham_uk]

MCB280 wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

I support any post that involved going to Palaven.

Yes Palaven. Not that rubbish moon that nobody cares about (Menae).
The actual Turian homeworld.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 04 septembre 2012 - 02:50 .

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist wrote...

So let me get this straight.

The only Turian biotics are, sentinels that fire blue bolts of warp and a councillor who uses biotics to eat pizza.
The most impressive part of this, is that this Turian has mastered the art of using biotic powers without blue fog!

[Progman Omega]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

[Arterius]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

I support any post that involved going to Palaven.

Yes Palaven. Not that rubbish moon that nobody cares about (Menae).
The actual Turian homeworld.

Modifié par ArteriusN7, 04 septembre 2012 - 09:21 .

[Severyx]

Tell the turian councilor you will NEVER SURRENDER, but will OFFER OBSCURE PLOT-RELATED SERVICES in exchange for NOT EATING HIS FORT INTO OBLIVION.

[Smugglers Luck]

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

A0170 wrote...

Btw, why isn't this thread stickied? It certainly deserves to be.

After 3 months of being the best thread on any website of all time, it really neds to be.

MAGESTICALLY burst out of FORT KICKASS with the gracefulness of a SWAN, to attempt a diversion with the goal of evacuting the THE CITADEL, as FORT KICKASS has been compromised.

[LT123]

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

After 3 months of being the best thread on any website of all time, it really neds to be.

MAGESTICALLY burst out of FORT KICKASS with the gracefulness of a SWAN, to attempt a diversion with the goal of evacuting the THE CITADEL, as FORT KICKASS has been compromised.

[MacNasty]

SNEAK ATTACK!

[Vataxa]

Tell the councilor that the pizza isn't dextro.

[Volc19]

FORT KICKASS must be relocated in order to secure it's... security. Have your DOPE POSSE relocate the fort on to the NORMANDY.

Then put some BLANKETS in there. Blankets increase a fort's swag by at least 3.7 MEGA-FONZIES.

Then, head to PALAVAN in order to ask Garrus how best to protect a pizza fort for the TURIAN MENACE.

[nogram3]

IT IS ON
you accept the turian Councilor challenge to a pizza eating contest.

you then wake up some time later and find the "REAPERS" written on
the wall in pizza

[brain_damage]

Smugglers Luck wrote...

nhcre8tv1 wrote...

A0170 wrote...

Btw, why isn't this thread stickied? It certainly deserves to be.

After 3 months of being the best thread on any website of all time, it really neds to be.

MAGESTICALLY burst out of FORT KICKASS with the gracefulness of a SWAN, to attempt a diversion with the goal of evacuting the THE CITADEL, as FORT KICKASS has been compromised.

+1

[Abraham_uk]

At Brain Damage.

I hope this isn't the start of a quotation pyrimid.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 07 septembre 2012 - 07:23 .

[SDW]

BURST OUT of Fort Kickass, CRYING and throwing the worst insults* you can think of at the Turian councillor.

*("You meanie! Big mean meanie! Pizza-stealing mean Turian meanie!")

Swear to AVENGE the fall of Fort Kickass. You're gonna start with the councillor's homeworld! You'll DO SOMETHING VERY MEAN!
(As to what - no ideas yet. You hope you can think of something until you're there.)

Modifié par SDW, 07 septembre 2012 - 07:24 .

[Lankist]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

As ruler of Fort Kickass, Shepard reinstates his Spectre status himself and begins to build an army by conquest, starting with Palavin.

FORT KICKASS is, unfortunately NOT SOVEREIGN TERRITORY. You CANNOT grant yourself titles.

You do, however, offer TURIAN COUNCILOR entrance into the magnificent FORT KICKASS in exchange for SPECTRE STATUS and MORE SPACE MISSIONS.






You are now a SPECTRE again. You should go to SOME TURIAN PLACE eventually.

Also, FORT KICKASS now welcomes an HONORED DIGNITARY from the TURIAN HIERARCHY.




Hey, HONORED DIGNITARY. Stop eating the INSIDE of my FORT.

Also stop making the ROOM go all WOBBLY.




You are now starting to think DRINKING so much wasn't such a COOL IDEA.

You ask TURIAN COUNCILOR to keep watch for INVADERS while you are PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN VOMIT.








You are now SIR SHEPLINGTON III, world-renowned MASTER SWORDSMAN and KNIGHT ERRANT.

You have been TRAVELING with the BARBARIAN and FAITHFUL COMPANION, SIR WELLINGTON ESQUIRE.

These two HONORED WAYFARERS have been tasked with delivering a WARNING to the DUKE of YE OLDE FORTE KICKARSE of an imminent FRENCH INVASION.

YE OLDE FORTE KICKARSE is YE OLDE THATAWAY.

What shalst thou doeth?

Modifié par Lankist, 07 septembre 2012 - 07:42 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Have SIR SHEPLINGTON III rapidly button mash the renown AWESOME BUTTON in order to REPEL the imminent FRENCH INVASION.

[Abraham_uk]

Finally the plot moves forward!
Hold on, who has epic N7 armour in a Medieval Fantasy setting?
I know. The Protagonist of Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning!




SIR SHEPLINGTON III died, and now no longer destined face those Crucible/Catalyst endings.
Time to find a different way to fight the Reapers.

Can't beat the Reapers conventionally?
Don't worry. Lankist knows of an unconventional way to beat the Reapers without using the Crucible!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 07 septembre 2012 - 08:01 .

[claws130]

Cause Leonardo DeCaprio to appear for some inception styled sword play.

Modifié par claws130, 07 septembre 2012 - 08:03 .

[Ring1]

On your way to warn the Duke of the impending invasion from the Orlesians French stumble upon a horde of Darkspawn.

Then become side tracked and become the Hero of Ferelden.

Modifié par Ring1, 07 septembre 2012 - 08:33 .

[TheAshenPhoenix]

Stare at these magical new things that have appeared, you think they are called "arms" to bad the turain counciler has dismissed the cliam of the mysterious beings.

Then go to fort kick arse and declare yourself the soverign ruler of all land near your mighty castle of pizza boxes.

[Volc19]

Pick up some Timbits for the nightly feast. Then run in slow motion, because slow motion is 1.7333 times cooler than regular motion.

[Edolix]

Strange ghostly children are often sighted within the dark, twisted forest. Warn your steadfast barbarian companion not to chase after any of them, as it would be perilous to do so. Once that's cleared up, proceed THATAWAY to find YE OLDE FORT KICKARSE.