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[The Love Runner]

Have Sir Sheplington III charge into Ye Olde Forte as he yells "THIS IS THE ALLIANCE!!"

(Optional: Then he takes an arrow to the knee.)

[Lankist]

HARK, SER WELLINGTON! DOST THOU HEAR THOSE VOICES?

No.

FORSOOTH, IT MUST BE MY YE OLDE IMAGINATIONE.

Stop talking like that.




A WESTERN LOOKING FELLOW interrupts THINE MUSINGS with his STRANGE VISAGE.

He introduces himself as GARROLD "THE KID" VAKARINGTON. He's come from the NEW WORLD to seek AID from FORTE KICKARSE for his COMRADES in BRITISH COLUMBIA. Evidently, the FRENCH are becoming a BIG PROBLEM over there.

He askes for your ASSISTANCE in reaching the DUKE of YE OLDE FORTE KICKARSE.

What shalst thou doeth?

[TheAshenPhoenix]

Go with Garrold and tell your barbarian comrade to go back to fort kickarse to get some pizza, then slip away without him to aviod having to listen to him talk funny.

[Edolix]

Oh my god, Western Garrus!

Excuse me for not putting a suggestion down, I'm crying with laughter right now.

[The Love Runner]

Have Garrold calibrate his six-shooters and join the "THIS IS THE ALLIANCE!!" charge into Ye Olde Forte.

(Still optional: Then Sir Sheplington III takes an arrow to the knee.)

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 07 septembre 2012 - 11:41 .

[Ring1]

Go with the WESTERN LOOKING FELLOW and leave that other pendejo behind.

That darkspawn horde still needs dealing with though... and saving Zaeed.

[nogram3]

go fight the french if we are lucky we may see Harbinger dressed as napoleon

[Darth_Ravor]

Wake up because this dream is boring

[Lankist]

You HAPPILY WELCOME the WESTERN WAYFARER to your ADVENTURE TEAM.




Okay, seriously, you guys don't hear that?





((Three updates in one day. Whoopdeedoo.))

Modifié par Lankist, 08 septembre 2012 - 01:45 .

[Volc19]

Does anyone else smell Timbits? I am smelling the distinct smell of Timbits.

Modifié par Volc19, 08 septembre 2012 - 02:40 .

[MJpoland]

Wake up on Palaven...

...and discover that in a split of second you will be crashed by a charging brute while Garrus and James are screaming at you

[nhcre8tv1]

Well that escalated quickly.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Ask the WESTERN WAYFARER why he is wearing RED DRESS and why his feet look like HORSE SHOES.

[Ring1]

Break down in the middle of the forest in hopes the voices in your head will stop talking!

[TheAshenPhoenix]

have a revalation that you are actually a pawn and the voices in your head have assumed direct control and have been controlling every single thing you've done in your adventure

Modifié par Phoenix535, 08 septembre 2012 - 05:56 .

[EL_SiD679]

Volc19 wrote...

Does anyone else smell Timbits? I am smelling the distinct smell of Timbits.

^ this, definately this!

[Prometheus20]

Let us ride to Camelot!

[Arterius]

MJpoland wrote...

Wake up on Palaven...

...and discover that in a split of second you will be crashed by a charging brute while Garrus and James are screaming at you

Modifié par ArteriusN7, 08 septembre 2012 - 10:00 .

[nogram3]

Prometheus20 wrote...

Let us ride to Camelot!

You ride towards Camelot

And are attacked by a vicious monster

Modifié par nogram3, 08 septembre 2012 - 10:48 .

[belisariu]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Garrold calibrate his six-shooters and join the "THIS IS THE ALLIANCE!!" charge into Ye Olde Forte.

(Still optional: Then Sir Sheplington III takes an arrow to the knee.)

[Frozen Mind]

nogram3 wrote...

Prometheus20 wrote...

Let us ride to Camelot!

You ride towards Camelot

And are attacked by a vicious monster

The quest to obtain Holy Space Crucible to kill space little bratbit?

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Western Garrus definitely wins the internet.

[Abraham_uk]

Garrus Vakarian, James Vega, and Badass Shepard go on a quest to save Tim Hortons and the Timbits!

But as they get close, they start slowing down to the point of slow motion.
They helplessly watch Tim Hortons ignight.

Shepard has this look on his face.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 08 septembre 2012 - 06:44 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Travel towards Forte kickarse, while jamming out to some Folk metal with Sir Wellington, using your sword as an electric lute.

[EL_SiD679]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Garrus Vakarian, James Vega, and Badass Shepard go on a quest to save Tim Hortons and the Timbits!

But as they get close, they start slowing down to the point of slow motion.
They helplessly watch Tim Hortons ignight.

Shepard has this look on his face.

You're brilliant beyond words at this point....