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[Arterius]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Garrus Vakarian, James Vega, and Badass Shepard go on a quest to save Tim Hortons and the Timbits!

But as they get close, they start slowing down to the point of slow motion.
They helplessly watch Tim Hortons ignight.

Shepard has this look on his face.

Changed my mind, this could be better.

[MCB280]

MJpoland wrote...

Wake up on Palaven...

...and discover that in a split of second you will be crashed by a charging brute while Garrus and James are screaming at you

[Abraham_uk]

Not much to say at the moment.

Just keeping this awesome thread alive.
Please place a hyperlink of this thread in your signature and spread the word!

Lankist rules!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 09 septembre 2012 - 10:42 .

[Versus Omnibus]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...

Garrus Vakarian, James Vega, and Badass Shepard go on a quest to save Tim Hortons and the Timbits!

But as they get close, they start slowing down to the point of slow motion.
They helplessly watch Tim Hortons ignight.

Shepard has this look on his face.

Changed my mind, this could be better.

[SparrowBird]

/FETCHETH thine OLDE BOAT in which ye shall set sail upon yon seas towards some NEW WORLD TURIAN PLACE to do something about YE OLDE FRENCHREAPERS. Watch in YE OLDE HORROR as the TIMBITS FLAGSHIP is blasted to YE OLD TIMBITS and sinks into YE OLDE BRINY SPACESEA.

[TJBartlemus]

 For all ARTISTS and/or GRAPHIC DESIGNERS that are interested...

http://social.biowar...87/blog/221194/

[Bergy_si]

If there are cowboys, where are the dinosaurs? You must be dreaming!

Modifié par Bergy_si, 10 septembre 2012 - 02:49 .

[SDW]

You saddle Sir Wellington and gallantly pull Garrold up once you're seated.
Accompanied by glorious music, you ride like the wind. Thou wilst reach ye olde fort before night falleth!

No, it's not night already. That's just ... uhh ... very dense fog.

Modifié par SDW, 11 septembre 2012 - 10:53 .

[TheAshenPhoenix]

foreverbump
We need new ideas its been over 3 hours D=

[Matanzu]

Sheplington: Punch Garrold in the snout to establish superiority 

Superb work by the way.

Modifié par Matanzu, 11 septembre 2012 - 06:56 .

[Abraham_uk]

Keeping this thread alive!

This thread must not die! Must not die!!!

I need 100 cc of hyper-derma-prioxiline and a defibrillator stat.
Nurse grab me the medaline-pro-oxine.

Chuck Norris, you're not really a surgeon, but since your here, hand me the pro-doma-plaxtine. Surely you know what one of those is. No, then give him a kick when I give you the signal.

Okay Doctor Sophie Noles. I'm going to shout a load for medical jargon for the next half hour. Just stay with me and do as I say.

This thread has to stay alive!
Lankist's thread must not die! I will not let this thread die!

Remember guys, if Lankist dies, all means of a satisfying Michael Bay explosiontastic blow to the Reapers will go out of the window. And we'll have to resort to the Crucible and some very poor options for victory.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 septembre 2012 - 09:00 .

[SDW]

Huh? Thread dying? Lankist dying? Whut?
I'm certain he's just collecting his creative energy. Though sending Mr Norris over to pay him a visit miiiight accelerate things a little

[Abraham_uk]

SDW wrote...

Huh? Thread dying? Lankist dying? Whut?
I'm certain he's just collecting his creative energy. Though sending Mr Norris over to pay him a visit miiiight accelerate things a little

It's just my way of bumping the thread. I'm not asking Lankist to speed up. I'm asking the members of Bioware Social Network to keep commenting. That's all.
Oh and I'm a really bad comedian who tells aweful jokes.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 septembre 2012 - 09:48 .

[Razor Zelkren Teverek]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Keeping this thread alive!

This thread must not die! Must not die!!!

I need 100 cc of hyper-derma-prioxiline and a defibrillator stat.
Nurse grab me the medaline-pro-oxine.

Chuck Norris, you're not really a surgeon, but since your here, hand me the pro-doma-plaxtine. Surely you know what one of those is. No, then give him a kick when I give you the signal.

Okay Doctor Sophie Noles. I'm going to shout a load for medical jargon for the next half hour. Just stay with me and do as I say.

This thread has to stay alive!
Lankist's thread must not die! I will not let this thread die!

Remember guys, if Lankist dies, all means of a satisfying Michael Bay explosiontastic blow to the Reapers will go out of the window. And we'll have to resort to the Crucible and some very poor options for victory.

NOOOO!!! NOT RED!!! wait... green. NO BLUE!

 Pink

[Razor Zelkren Teverek]

MCB280 wrote...

MJpoland wrote...

Wake up on Palaven...

...and discover that in a split of second you will be crashed by a charging brute while Garrus and James are screaming at you

QUOTE PYRAMID!

[Abraham_uk]

Thread successfully revived.

Thank you Razor Zelkren Teverek.
Thank you Chuck Norris.

Good work out there.

Hold on a moment. The thread has a growing mutation. It comes in the form of a quote pyrimid.

Okay.

Dr Sophie Noles. I need you to grab a scapel. We're going to make an incision right here. We have to remove the quote pyrimid before it spreads.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 septembre 2012 - 11:29 .

[Jon The Wizard]

The plan is obvious. You are at point A, you need to be at point B. Kill everyone at point A for not offering to help you get to point B.

[Lankist]

Ignoring the CRAZY VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, you WALK in SLOW MOTION toward YE OLDE FORTE KICKARSE to-

Wait.


Oh no.




SINGLE TEAR




NYGHNYGNYGH




NYAGH!

You are now COMMANDER SHEPARD. You have awoken with an APOCALYPTIC HANGOVER in what seems to be your DEPRESSINGLY EMPTY CABIN.

Someone is KNOCKING on your DOOR far too LOUDLY and these LIGHTS are WAY TOO DAMN BRIGHT.

What do?



((To tide you guys over during longer waits, here are some old doodles I made months ago before I started this thread:

Worst Shadow Broker Ever.

Information Is My Bidness.

Productivity.

DLC Descriptions.

Competency.

Huevos.

Most Useless Crimelord Ever.


Yes, I have a problem with Liara.))

Modifié par Lankist, 12 septembre 2012 - 12:53 .

[Volc19]

Yell "I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" Go to Palaven to sell meth.

Also, inquire where Fort Kickass went.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Stare at the fish tank in panic, wondering where your fish went.

[TJBartlemus]

 Well oops. Sorry about my post higher up the page. Link accidentallly got deleted. Here is a quick version of what was the meaning of the link.

(For any artists that see this and are interested.)

 Throwing a suggestion out there. I'm looking for a logo for a video on my theory.  You have some really excellent work and thought you might be interested. Here is the theory:

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/13474338
 
(There should be a quick version further down the page if not interested in reading a lot.)

All I require is that it be in color and has neat lines. Has to look somewhat professional and not sloppy. Other than that...as long as it says Waking Nightmare Theory and it looks like it belongs (rainbows and unicorns wouldn't belong for example) you can pretty much do what ever you want!! If you do decide to do it, please PM me a link to it so I can see it when it is finished!!  

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On topic I feel that this thread has hit an absolute # of swag and awesomeness!!! OP have you ever thought of making a collection of all the posts for those too lazy to read all the pages of the thread and for ease of rereading later?? 

Modifié par TJBartlemus, 12 septembre 2012 - 01:05 .

[fainmaca]

Never mind the FISH! Where's DAVIS THE SPACE HAMSTER?!?!

Is he ALL-RIGHT?

[Ring1]

Let's go flush the toilet until it breaks then make Liara fix it.

[Vataxa]

Take a shower with your clothes still on.

[Severyx]

Invite whoever is at the door to come DRINK SOME MORE from the STASH you HID IN THE BATHROOM.