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[meleander]

Ring1 wrote...

Let's go flush the toilet until it breaks then make Liara fix it.

She totally deserves it for so much tease and ****-block...

Can you make babies?

[Catastrophy]

Lankist, you are an ambassador of Canadian culture. I've learned things about the country I would have never known of.

[Abraham_uk]

Funny stuff about Liara.
She is more useful in combat I found.
Stasis, warp, singularity and warp ammo are great, if Shepard is a biotic, or if you've brought Kaidan or Javik.
Oh and her upgrades were pretty useful.
I really don't know what she does as a Shadow Broker. Apparantly not much. Might as well bring her to the battle field. Her biotics are amazing.
 

Oh now a suggestion for the thread. (I'm bad. Off-topicking like this).

Liara: Shepard. We're due to land on Menae.
Shepard: Menae? That's not a real place.
Liara: It is one of Palaven's moons.
Shepard: That's rubbish. Why can't we go to Palaven?
Liara: Well as a result of your drunken antics on the Citadel, you've been demoted from Spectre to Errand boy.
Shepard: What am I expected to do?
Liara: Rescue the Turian Primemark.
Shepard: So I'm off saving damsels in distress? What am I? Super Mario?
Glyph: Dr T'Soni. It appears that the Turian Primemark was killed.
Shepard: Okay. Well I guess that's they call a Critical Mission Failure. Can I die now?
Liara: Your friend Garrus is on Menae.
Shepard: Right that's it. We're going to Menae!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 12 septembre 2012 - 05:21 .

[Bergy_si]

Your head hurts, you need to drink something and fast! (There is a fish tank full of water near, I wonder where you could get lot of water to drink...)

[Versus Omnibus]

Walk right up to the door, remove all your clothes, and tell the person you haven't found Jesus.

[icedphobos]

Yell something then procceed to check your messages in your private terminal, making whoever is at the door wait and cursing him/her in the proccess.

Ha, maybe alliance terminals will allow you to reply your messages

[Snoopy1955]

Stare at the fishtank for an extended period of time, while imagining how much better it would look with actual fish in it.

[burning salaradile]

Have a respectful moment of silence in memory of the innocent timbits who were so suddenly and so violently extinguished.

[ChiefsFanTyler]

Use your ONE LINERS skill to seduce the OBVIOUSLY NOT LESBIAN receptionist.

[SparrowBird]

Curse Cerberus for not making you hangover-proof, then open the door and walk right over/past whoever's there, charging for the elevator. Go get breakfast in the mess. COFFEE.

[funfryfrenzy]

1.Shepard gets pissed that he has a hangover?

2. Shepard is pissed at Liara for disturbing his dream?


Results in




Shepard making everyone have a "Hang-Over"

[belisariu]

SparrowBird wrote...

Curse Cerberus for not making you hangover-proof, then open the door and walk right over/past whoever's there, charging for the elevator. Go get breakfast in the mess. COFFEE.

[Bran Blackboon II]

fainmaca wrote...

Never mind the FISH! Where's DAVIS THE SPACE HAMSTER?!?!

Is he ALL-RIGHT?

[Abraham_uk]

Bran Blackboon II wrote...

fainmaca wrote...

Never mind the FISH! Where's DAVIS THE SPACE HAMSTER?!?!

Is he ALL-RIGHT?

I prefer to call that Space Hamster "Boo".


"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! Raahhhhh!"
"Camaraderie adventure and steel on steel. The stuff of legend. Right Boo? "

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 13 septembre 2012 - 10:29 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Vataxa wrote...

Take a shower with your clothes still on.

[IamDanThaMan]

Go for a swim in the fish tank.

[fainmaca]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Bran Blackboon II wrote...

fainmaca wrote...

Never mind the FISH! Where's DAVIS THE SPACE HAMSTER?!?!

Is he ALL-RIGHT?

I prefer to call that Space Hamster "Boo".


"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! Raahhhhh!"
"Camaraderie adventure and steel on steel. The stuff of legend. Right Boo? "

Good point. I just prefer to call him Davis.

[BluRay]

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Wasn't this about prank-calling the Reapers somehow?

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The popularity of that suggestion might cause a quote singularity. We must send the Reapers to endlessy kill and harvest the users that think about pranking the Reapers with the radio in order to save all Organics.

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Maybe the prank will be so epic, the Reapers go home back to Dark Space to cry amongst themselves?

Also, MOAR QUOTE PYRAMIDS!
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go on...?

[Abraham_uk]

Oh now ArtuThepig

What have we done! What have we done!

The Quote Pyrimid is going to attack Comander Shepard!
How will Shepard defend himself now?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 septembre 2012 - 11:44 .

[Arterius]

No quote pyramid can breach the defenses of FORT KICKASS, since it's only weakness is the turian councilor which is already inside.

[TTTX]

Open the door and accuse the person of stealing your fish.

[Snoopy1955]

Equip the N7 HOODIE again, because if it is a girl knocking at the door you'll need the SWAG points to impress her, and if it is a guy you'll need your arms free from that straight-jacket uniform coat if you plan to FALCON PUNCH him in the face for knocking far louder than is necessary.

[Abraham_uk]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Equip the N7 HOODIE again, because if it is a girl knocking at the door you'll need the SWAG points to impress her, and if it is a guy you'll need your arms free from that straight-jacket uniform coat if you plan to FALCON PUNCH him in the face for knocking far louder than is necessary.

I really want to see some more SWAG in action.
A witty one liner might help too.

[BluRay]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Oh now ArtuThepig

What have we done! What have we done!

The Quote Pyrimid is going to attack Comander Shepard!
How will Shepard defend himself now?

ultra lol