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[Hades214]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Stare at the fish tank in panic, wondering where your fish went.

[LT123]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Equip the N7 HOODIE again, because if it is a girl knocking at the door you'll need the SWAG points to impress her, and if it is a guy you'll need your arms free from that straight-jacket uniform coat if you plan to FALCON PUNCH him in the face for knocking far louder than is necessary.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Hades746 wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Stare at the fish tank in panic, wondering where your fish went.

[Cecilia L]

Go check on your stock of heavy ammo in the bathroom.

[meleander]

https://encrypted-tb...AwRgsDZQ2cbCLFb

Shoot joker to the knee and say it was self-defense.

Then go make a call about this sex-change and name-change operations from Kaidan to Ashley.

[meleander]

meleander wrote...

https://encrypted-tb...AwRgsDZQ2cbCLFb

Shoot joker to the knee and say it was self-defense.

Then go make a call about this sex-change and name-change operations from Kaidan to Ashley.

After a moment of consideration, you can make it they will change everything but forgot about his male down part, shepard will go drunk again, don't recognize him, and well, this:
https://encrypted-tb...vJPbp5Eq10RgSE_
https://encrypted-tb...--NQ3z9xA1VzMet

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist.

You're going to be very disturbed by some of the suggestions on Page 69.
But then again, it's page "69"! So what did you expect?
Clean "PG-13" suggestions?

Sex change suggestions and shooting Joker in the knee cap more like.
Some crazy people in this world...

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 16 septembre 2012 - 09:54 .

[Gravisanimi]

Shooting Joker?

You could just punch him and it would have the same effect.

[january42]

Gravisanimi wrote...

Shooting Joker?

You could just punch him and it would have the same effect.

That makes me think of this


On the NORMANDY, the AI has taken over the PLOT-BOT.

Joker: Looking good EDI,  you have USB on there? 1394? ESATA?
EDI: I have every type of port.
Joker: Well, how about we go to my cabin and I plug my *whisper* into your *whisper* port?
*SMASH*
*Shepard enters, sees SMASHED HELMSMAN on ground*
Shepard: "EDI, what is that mess on the ground?"
EDI: "That was a Joker".

[meleander]

Joker must be alive. More like EDI will broke his hip, but you can't kill him ^^

Abraham_uk wrote...

Lankist.

You're going to be very disturbed by some of the suggestions on Page 69.
But then again, it's page "69"! So what did you expect?
Clean "PG-13" suggestions?

Sex change suggestions and shooting Joker in the knee cap more like.
Some crazy people in this world...

wasn't he disturbed by page 59 too? I think it's a cycle created for this one moment, for page 69. Release you fantasies and horrors on this one.

Anyone to prove my theory? 

Modifié par meleander, 17 septembre 2012 - 06:54 .

[Abraham_uk]

Another face palm for Lankist.

To people wanting poor Joker fall apart..
Vrolik syndrome is an actual ailment that some people face. The reality of it, is anything but funny.

[TheCinC]

Turn down the lights, fetch a gun (there is heavy weapon ammo in the bathroom, I'm sure there is a gun around somewhere) then open the door, with the room all dark, gun at the ready. Which is totally not creepy at all. Completely forgetting about the lights of the fish tanks, so that may not work as well.


BTW, please keep this going, hilarious.

[SavagelyEpic]

TheCinC wrote...

Turn down the lights, fetch a gun (there is heavy weapon ammo in the bathroom, I'm sure there is a gun around somewhere) then open the door, with the room all dark, gun at the ready. Which is totally not creepy at all. Completely forgetting about the lights of the fish tanks, so that may not work as well.


BTW, please keep this going, hilarious.

Attempt to use the heavy weapon ammo as toilet paper.

Seeing as there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

[SDW]

SavagelyEpic wrote...
Attempt to use the heavy weapon ammo as toilet paper.

Seeing as there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Seems that IN THE FUTURE, THEY DON'T NEED THAT
(Sonic pulses? Mass effect fields? - hey, works for teeth!)

Just why do their showers still have water then ... ohhh, yeah, no shower sex scenes without water.

Modifié par SDW, 18 septembre 2012 - 07:15 .

[meleander]

SDW wrote...

SavagelyEpic wrote...
Attempt to use the heavy weapon ammo as toilet paper.

Seeing as there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Seems that IN THE FUTURE, THEY DON'T NEED THAT
(Sonic pulses? Mass effect fields? - hey, works for teeth!)

Just why do their showers still have water then ... ohhh, yeah, no shower sex scenes without water.

page 69, i love u 

[Volc19]

Also, Shepard should yell "I AM THE DANGER" at a random point in the conversation.

That one point in one-liners is going to be used to it's fullest potential.

[Abraham_uk]

Volc19 wrote...

Also, Shepard should yell "I AM THE DANGER" at a random point in the conversation.

That one point in one-liners is going to be used to it's fullest potential.

This is why I want more battles and quests.
So Shepard can level up his stats to enable


Better SWAG
Better One Liners
Funny slo mo antics


Oh and combining stats.

So Shepard can combine his "gun stuff" with "SWAG" to enable him to enable him to craft a new assault rifle.
Combine Fire Stuff and gun stuff with slomo to dominate the battle field.
Combine SWAG and one liners to dominate conversations, with daft consequences.

[Lankist]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Stare at the fish tank in panic, wondering where your fish went.

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Stare at the fishtank for an extended period of time, while imagining how much better it would look with actual fish in it.

SIGH.

Apparently the ALLIANCE emptied out all of your PETS and MODEL SHIPS that you spent so much time collecting when you were supposed to be SAVING THE GALAXY.

They have NO IDEA how many people died while you were busy finding that PADDLE FISH.

Snoopy1955 wrote...

if it is a girl knocking at the door you'll need the SWAG points to impress her

SOMEONE is STILL knocking on your DOOR.

You figure you should be ready to SWAG IT UP just in case it's a classy lady.

You're really hoping for a classy lady.




Oh.

It's LIARA.

Whatever.


LIARA delivers EXPOSITION that you've ALREADY HEARD. You can't really BLAME her, you WERE super drunk last time you heard it and you don't really remember all of it.

EVIDENTLY, you need to go to MENAE to rescue a TURIAN PRIMARCH for a SUMMIT. You aren't sure why you're having a SUMMIT; you'd think this whole END OF THE WORLD THING doesn't need to be ANALYZED by DIPLOMATS. It's sort of, you know, THE END OF THE WORLD.

Also, mad stuff is going down on EDEN PRIME evidently, so there's that too.


What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 20 septembre 2012 - 01:44 .

[Volc19]

Eden Prime. Awaken Zaeed from his cryo-slumber.

[N7Infernox]

It's the end of the world. You might as well get drunk again.

[Snoopy1955]

Fly off to EDEN PRIME, but insist that LIARA can't come down with you because she should be using her SHADOW BROKER connections to find out more about this TURIAN PRIMARCH. Secretly it is because of how UNNECESSARILLY LOUD she was knocking on your door. The SQUAD will consist of BEEF BEEFINGTON and JOKER, after all that guy really needs to GET OUT more.

[SparrowBird]

/OBTAIN PROTHEAN

[meleander]

Lankist wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Stare at the fish tank in panic, wondering where your fish went.

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Stare at the fishtank for an extended period of time, while imagining how much better it would look with actual fish in it.

SIGH.

Apparently the ALLIANCE emptied out all of your PETS and MODEL SHIPS that you spent so much time collecting when you were supposed to be SAVING THE GALAXY.

They have NO IDEA how many people died while you were busy finding that PADDLE FISH.

Snoopy1955 wrote...

if it is a girl knocking at the door you'll need the SWAG points to impress her

SOMEONE is STILL knocking on your DOOR.

You figure you should be ready to SWAG IT UP just in case it's a classy lady.

You're really hoping for a classy lady.




Oh.

It's LIARA.

Whatever.


LIARA delivers EXPOSITION that you've ALREADY HEARD. You can't really BLAME her, you WERE super drunk last time you heard it and you don't really remember all of it.

EVIDENTLY, you need to go to MENAE to rescue a TURIAN PRIMARCH for a SUMMIT. You aren't sure why you're having a SUMMIT; you'd think this whole END OF THE WORLD THING doesn't need to be ANALYZED by DIPLOMATS. It's sort of, you know, THE END OF THE WORLD.

Also, mad stuff is going down on EDEN PRIME evidently, so there's that too.


What do?

You are enforcing some things, like your dislike for Liara, when you picked the line about swag points and a girl and Liara is definitely a girl. And you also trying to go along the plot too much.

Results are it is starting to get boring, and it feels more like your comics for as, and not as an rpg comic at all, because in the end you will enforce things anyway.

Just a tip, before you will lose other viewers, like me.

[Bergy_si]

You like shooting things, so go to Eden Prime and take your new squad member with you (The Keeper you recruited on Citadel).

[FenixFire]

Blow Liara off saying that you've got no time for this END OF THE WORLD shenanigans and are going on that long planned vacation to Eden Prime. After all, you ARE commander Shepard and those Alliance brass should have known better than to keep you down, like how they incarcerated you for 6 months.