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[Dark Satris]

i begin thy summon of thy quote pyramid hunter!

[SDW]

meleander wrote...
Does everyone has problems with reading or i with writing?

I replied to your first post. If you've clarified things more in the meantime, sure, then maybe some of those points are now moot.

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist wrote...

This is an interactive adventure following Mass Effect 3. Anyone familiar with MSPaint Adventures will get the concept.
This is not a serious thread, please don’t get mad at me if I put jokes ahead of accuracy.
Users can post commands for controllable characters. There are no rules to this game, and users can suggest anything they want.
Before we begin, please read the following:
-Please keep suggestions PG-13.
-Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel.
-Please only make one suggestion at a time
-Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an
endorsement.
-Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

Okay. Let's take a breather.
I won't try to influence your opinion.

Has this thread been true to the quote above?
I just want to know what you guys think.

[ChiefsFanTyler]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Lankist wrote...

This is an interactive adventure following Mass Effect 3. Anyone familiar with MSPaint Adventures will get the concept.
This is not a serious thread, please don’t get mad at me if I put jokes ahead of accuracy.
Users can post commands for controllable characters. There are no rules to this game, and users can suggest anything they want.
Before we begin, please read the following:
-Please keep suggestions PG-13.
-Please only make suggestions for the most recent panel.
-Please only make one suggestion at a time
-Feel free, however, to repeat someone ELSE’S suggestion as an
endorsement.
-Funny suggestions are always better than good ones.

Okay. Let's take a breather.
I won't try to influence your opinion.

Has this thread been true to the quote above?
I just want to know what you guys think.

Yes, absolutely.  So everyone be quiet and let the funny man with the comics make his jokes.  Because I like them.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Go hit on Cortez.

[Volc19]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Go hit on Cortez.

No, we should hit on Legion. Legion is obviously the best LI.

[Edolix]

Lankist, it's your touch that makes these comics so special. We like what you do, regardless of what one complainer might say. Don't change the formula, it works. Keep at it.

[Code_R]

OP this is amazing. I lost it at the medieval Garrus scene. Ignore the naysayers, specially that last page and do your thing.


Also have Sheperd DEMAND to have Liara explain what the REAPERS did with his hamster while he was PUKING. Also what kind of hangover cures they have on Eden Prime.

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist you have my support.
But you know this by now.

Keep it up.

Permission to quote Code_R hopefully not starting a quote pyrimid.

"Also have Sheperd DEMAND to have Liara explain what the REAPERS did with his hamster while he was PUKING. Also what kind of hangover cures they have on Eden Prime."

Now if I use quotation marks, the quotation monster won't return. Right?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 20 septembre 2012 - 11:32 .

[Code_R]

Now if I use quotation marks, the quotation monster won't return. Right?

The quote pyramid is beyond our comprehension

Modifié par Code_R, 20 septembre 2012 - 11:49 .

[Lankist]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go to Eden Prime in search of Jenkins.

Now that you THINK of IT, VANCOUVER is pretty far away at this point. You're thinking the whole VANCOUVER QUEST thing is a bit dated by this point, as if SOMEONE had NO IDEA this thing would actually make it out of VANCOUVER.

You need a new QUEST.

You tell JOKER to set a new course for ADVENTURE. A new JOURNEY to rescue an OLD FRIEND from DEATH ITSELF.

You prepare to EMBARK on




JENKINS QUEST.






Of course, realistically speaking, even with FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL, it's going to take a bit to reach ADVENTURE and RESCUE your COMRADE. So you figure you should, like, CHILL for a while you guess.




You can leave now, LIARA.




LIARA leaves, and that LADY WHOSE NAME YOU FORGET whom you have NOTHING but COMPLETELY PLATONIC RESPECT for says she can give you a TOUR of the NORMANDY'S RETROFITS or something.

To be HONEST, this lady seems WAY TOO NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED to be serving aboard this ship.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 21 septembre 2012 - 01:15 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Ask the lady to go scuba diving with you in your fanciful fish tank which is conveniently empty for some reason.

[MJpoland]

Use some SWAG and one-liners to invite the WAY TOO NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED lady to booze drinking contest with you as her opponent. Its high time to start working on correcting her ill behavior.

[Snoopy1955]

Use your one liner skill to hit on the normal girl again. Eventually it will work and you'll score, or it will break her emotionally, making her fit in properly with the rest of the crew. Either way, asking her if you can tour HER "retrofits" should help you fill up some of that time before the next mission.

[Versus Omnibus]

Use your swag points to ask the WAY TOO NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED lady to see if she wants to see your area of the ship....

.... Just so she can sucker-punch you in the eye.

[Volc19]

Ask her if she knows how to raise the dead. It may be good to ask someone before you try to rescue Jenkins. I mean, who else would have that information, Liara? Lik... pls.

[Ring1]

Pass the time by cleaning and re-cleaning your excessive armory to ensure you are prepared for anything at any time.

[ChiefsFanTyler]

Try to seduce her by telling her you know the shaddow brooker.

[Conro101]

>Use Liara's Shadow Broker terminal to look up all sorts of dirt on her, constantly threaten blackmail, break her soul into a horrible paranoid wreck.

Also create daddy issues somehow.

[Catastrophy]

Excellent, tell her to hang on while you check on that requisitions guy down there if he can get you an mermaid outfit. She'll fit perfectly into the aquarium.

Meanwhile, come to the conclusion it might be a good idea to save a couple of top nob Turian asses.
Firstly, you need some fresh air and exercize and the headache gives you enough pain to get aggressive.
Secondly, last time you looked, Vancouver didn't look the place to receive a parade for saving Earth, the Galaxy or innocent maiden. Maybe checking on those Turians could give you some credit and swag on Palaven? And a ticker tape parade there would be just the thing. You ALWAYS wanted to check out the Turian chicks they always tried to hide away from you. Yeah, collect that TURIAN CHICK UNDERWEAR! Go to MENAE and KICK SOME ASS!

[Bran Blackboon II]

Since you have TIME to SPARE: Put on some GOGGLES and go LOOK for your HAMSTER.

[Code_R]

IMPRESS the lady with your post booze HALITOSIS. Proceed to stumble into the evelator and MASH the buttons to see which deck you may arrive at. The elevator may or may not be the SHOWER.

Modifié par Code_R, 21 septembre 2012 - 05:43 .

[SparrowBird]

/Go along with the TOUR until you reach ENGINEERING. Then, hearing the cries of your BELOVED SPACE-FUZZY, ditch the abnormally normal chick to rummage about. FIND at least one SPACE SHIP MODEL, thus boosting your SWAG POINTS permanently.



Also, as to that whole 'we wanted this' thing...dude only a few suggestions can get picked each time, and if Lankist stopped to do everything, we'd constantly be gender flipping and swapping out people for other people. You'd get Ashley...until a page later someone asked that they were changed back. Or into a chicken. Or a reaper. Or a corpse. Even in build-a-comics, you gotta have some restraint. I think Lankist's doing fine, and I'm enjoying the comic immensely.

[Abraham_uk]

Traynor: Sorry Shepard. If I were into men, I'd probably go out with you.

Shepard:  Damn it! 

Traynor: I would like meet your sister again.

Shepard: She's busy fighting Reapers. Damn. Female Shepard gets the best chics on the Citadel. I wanted the really smart one who can play chess, battleship, drafts, monopoly and make daft jokes about Krogan culture.

Traynor: You play chess too?

Shepard: Yeah.


10 minutes later.


Traynor: Check mate.

Shepard:

[Highlord Fox]

Bran Blackboon II wrote...

Since you have TIME to SPARE: Put on some GOGGLES and go LOOK for your HAMSTER.