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[N7 Shadow 90]

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

[Arterius]

Volc19 wrote...

Tell Traynor to sod off with her lack of abnormalities. You need to ask Vega about raising the dead, as he seems like a well-read fellow who would know this sort of thing.

Jenkins is still a top priority for the war effort. Along with Davis the Space Hamster, Zaeed, and Fort Kickass.

[belisariu]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

[Abraham_uk]

fainmaca wrote...

Davis!!!

I'll keep calling the Hamster Boo and the FENRIS Mech that Collector's edition Shepard has Barkspawn!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 24 septembre 2012 - 06:17 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Volc19 wrote...

Tell Traynor to sod off with her lack of abnormalities. You need to ask Vega about raising the dead, as he seems like a well-read fellow who would know this sort of thing.

Jenkins is still a top priority for the war effort. Along with Davis the Space Hamster, Zaeed, and Fort Kickass.

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard: So the hottest woman on my crew is a normal human being? Doesn't have any issues? Damn. I think I'm beginning to like her.

Traynor: Sorry Shepard. I'm gay.

Player: Damn it! I'm deleting my file and starting a playthrough as femshep.

Shepard: Please don't delete me!

Player: But you're rubbish. You can't even date Samantha Traynor! What good are you?

Shepard: I'm voiced by Mark Meer.

Player: True. But you're still unable to romance Samantha Traynor! Go home. I want Jennifer Hale.

Shepard: After all the adventures we've been on together, you dump me for a comms officer. This is the thanks I get after saving the galaxy twice!

Player: Sorry. But she's hot!

[silverignika]

belisariu wrote...

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

[Abraham_uk]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

Has Traynor had any practice with guns or is she going to do a Jenkins?

[Snoopy1955]

Demand that Traynor make you a sandwich, after all, it isn't like she is doing anything important.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Abraham_uk wrote...

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

Has Traynor had any practice with guns or is she going to do a Jenkins?

She could just hide behind cover and alert Shepard when 'You have a new message at your private terminal commander.'

Modifié par N7 Shadow 90, 25 septembre 2012 - 03:58 .

[Bran Blackboon II]

Volc19 wrote...

Tell Traynor to sod off with her lack of abnormalities. You need to ask Vega about raising the dead, as he seems like a well-read fellow who would know this sort of thing.

Jenkins is still a top priority for the war effort. Along with Davis "Boo" the Space Hamster, Zaeed, and Fort Kickass.

Since we're still waiting to arrive at Eden Prime, we might as well focus our attention on Priority: Locate Davis "Boo" the Space Hamster

[Ymotobuck]

go find the pants you stole from anderson in the beginning as you forgot to check the pockets for swag

[Blackest_Knight]

Ask if anyone has a Tooth Brush you can borrow.

[january42]

I suggest we combine some of the above suggestions to save time.


Have the HAMSTER burrow into husk JENKIN's head and CONTROL him.   Solves TWO problems with ONE HAMSTER.

Also, it should about as interesting conversationally as Vega anyway.

Blackest_Knight wrote...

Ask if anyone has a Tooth Brush you can borrow.

Well, you have to find a towel first.

[nogram3]

hay isn't that the STORE

suggestions?

[Cecilia L]

bump to first page

[fainmaca]

We MUST break her mental barriers! Send her on a QUEST to get ZAEED out of his TIME LOOP. The CHALLENGE will surely send her MAD!

Failing that, give her the WEIGHTY TASK of SLOWING DOWN the REAPER ADVANCE by TYING UP THEIR PHONE LINES with endless PRANK CALLS.

[Abraham_uk]

fainmaca wrote...

We MUST break her mental barriers! Send her on a QUEST to get ZAEED out of his TIME LOOP. The CHALLENGE will surely send her MAD!

Failing that, give her the WEIGHTY TASK of SLOWING DOWN the REAPER ADVANCE by TYING UP THEIR PHONE LINES with endless PRANK CALLS.

Don't go Prank Calling the reapers without the Harbinger soundboard.
http://maqeurious.de...board-303507604

[Lankist]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Go find Jenkins with Traynor as a squad mate.

THAT'S IT.

You've had IT.

You're going to BREAK TRAYNOR'S MIND by throwing her into the HORRORS OF WAR like one of those BIRDS that throws its kids out of the NEST.

If she isn't a RAGING PSYCHOPATH by the time this mission is over, she's KICKED off of the DAMNED SHIP.




You give TRAYNOR an M-98 WIDOW, which isn't so much a SNIPER RIFLE as it is a TANK CANNON. The WARNING LABEL says something about RECOIL and SHATTERED ARMS. You don't even care.

TRAYNOR tries to ask if this is a good idea.

You tell TRAYNOR to SHUT THE HELL UP.

WE'RE DOING THIS.




Later...





You have arrived on EDEN PRIME to rescue your old friend, JENKINS.

LIARA kept BADGERING YOU about coming along, so she's here too for whatever reason you don't care.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 28 septembre 2012 - 08:19 .

[Volc19]

Search for Necromancers. Jenkins is still pretty dead.

Also, take along any Protheans if you find some. Just in case.

[Abraham_uk]

Don't forget to place attribute points into Liara and Traynor.

But whatever you do, don't put points into squadmate SWAG. Nobody is allowed to out SWAG Comander Shepard.

[Abraham_uk]

Poor James Vega.
Sure he's not the most interesting character but man has he got bad treatment on this thread.
But he wasn't bad looking. Sure the faux hawk is silly, but in the game he was a fairly attractive looking beef cake, if you're into that sort of thing.

In this comic, he is ugly. Really ugly.

Not complaining. Bad treatment of characters (including Liara who I actually like a lot). is always amusing.

The smilees are there to make it obvious that I'm actually happy  with Lankist choice to make James look ugly.

[Snoopy1955]

Lankist wrote...

You give TRAYNOR an M-98 WIDOW, which isn't so much a SNIPER RIFLE as it is a TANK CANNON. The WARNING LABEL says something about RECOIL and SHATTERED ARMS. You don't even care.

My sides hurt a little from how hard that made me laugh.

[Conro101]

Demand Cortez bring the dropship back, drive it on the ground like the Mako.

[Ymotobuck]

aimlessly wonder around until something happens while trying to break traynor's mind