3482 réponses à ce sujet

[Abraham_uk]

I guess shooting gas bags is top priority in this day and age.

[Versus Omnibus]

Wonder around the Colony while shouting, "Here Jenkins!! Here boy!!" *Whistle*

As you keep calling out to Jenkins (wait, was he a soldier or a robot dog? Never mind, nobody cares!), you suddenly fall into the hole Cerberus was digging.

[SRS 995]

In order to find Jenkins, enlist the help of his big brother, Leeroy. He should be somewhere around there.

[MrStoob]

Abraham_uk wrote...

I guess shooting gas bags is top priority in this day and age.

Ha!  After god knows how many play throughs, I've never even seen the upgrade kit to the right there.

[Catastrophy]

General Distress wrote...

Try to domesticate a few GAS BAGS. Then use them as MOUNTS and ride into TOWN, like a real badass COWBOY GANG (use your omnitool to play this music while doing it). That'll teach those SETTLERS respect.

[january42]

General Distress wrote...

Try to domesticate a few GAS BAGS. Then use them as MOUNTS and ride into TOWN, like a real badass COWBOY GANG (use your omnitool to play this music while doing it). That'll teach those SETTLERS respect.

Yup.

Issue  a STANDING ORDER that EVERYONE must keep their ARMS behind their BACK when not using them. Especialy when STANDING.

Just because.

Abraham_uk wrote...

I guess shooting gas bags is top priority in this day and age.

Wait till we get to meet Udina again.

[Blackest_Knight]

Find a shovel and give it to Traynor for her new loadout. Gotta make sure she understands the true horrors of what she faces.

[Sir Fluffykins]

Ask why there aren't any Gas-Bags or large futuristic structures this time around.

Or better yes...GET A GAS BAG, tame, keep it as a pet on the Normandy!

[january42]

Sir Fluffykins wrote...

Ask why there aren't any Gas-Bags or large futuristic structures this time around.

Or better yes...GET A GAS BAG, tame, keep it as a pet on the Normandy!

Find a

MINATURE GIANT SPACE GAS BAG

to keep on the normany.   We can call it Pops!

[Spartanburger]

eat eveything

[MrStoob]

Tell TRAYNOR to take point, if she doesn't understand this sort of terminology, just shout "NOW SOLDIER! HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!" until she runs ahead, which is close enough.

[Moogie M]

MrStoob wrote...

Tell TRAYNOR to take point, if she doesn't understand this sort of terminology, just shout "NOW SOLDIER! HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!" until she runs ahead, which is close enough.

This. XD

[Lankist]

MrStoob wrote...

Tell TRAYNOR to take point

TRAYNOR, TAKE POINT!

TRAYNOR asks if TAKING POINT with a SNIPER RIFLE is a SOUND STRATEGY.

You tell TRAYNOR to SHUT UP and TAKE POINT.

redhood7 wrote...

CERBERUS SNEAK ATTACK!!

Suddenly, CERBERUS SNEAK ATTAC-







Wh-?

[notalive]

Accuse TRAYNOR of doing it WRONG.

[Volc19]

Force Traynor to pull her tank cannon out of the Trooper's mangled face. That'll break her.

Also, Necromancers.

[Sifr]

Due to TRAYNOR'S total SNIPER-FAIL meaning that her rifle is now STUCK in the face of a DEAD CERBERUS TROOPER, order her that for the REST of the MISSION, she must use him as a HUMAN PUPPET, using the TRIGGER that's sticking out the back of his HEAD!

Because LIARA was USELESS in that battle, she has to help CARRY the body...

[Abraham_uk]

This is funny.

I wish real life weapons had that kind of recoil.

[Edolix]

Traynors arms are clearly shattered.

Order her to do 20 press ups.

[MrStoob]

*clap clap* Go TRAYNOR!

Unfortunately, TRAYNOR is far too balanced to be disturbed by this event. Regardless, grab her by her now shattered shoulders, shaking her, shouting "For god's sake, snap out of it!"

[MacNasty]

Make Traynor keep point, and tell her if she can't carry the Widow with her shattered arms, to use it with her legs. Or mouth.

[Highlord Fox]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Due to TRAYNOR'S total SNIPER-FAIL meaning that her rifle is now STUCK in the face of a DEAD CERBERUS TROOPER, order her that for the REST of the MISSION, she must use him as a HUMAN PUPPET, using the TRIGGER that's sticking out the back of his HEAD!

Because LIARA was USELESS in that battle, she has to help CARRY the body...

[EL_SiD679]

MrStoob wrote...

*clap clap* Go TRAYNOR!

Unfortunately, TRAYNOR is far too balanced to be disturbed by this event. Regardless, grab her by her now shattered shoulders, shaking her, shouting "For god's sake, snap out of it!"

[Bergy_si]

She just put down 2 targets with one shot... You have to prove her, that you are better than her!

[Bergy_si]

Ask Liara what is she doing here, you don't see any kitchen here...

[MCB280]

Bergy_si wrote...

She just put down 2 targets with one shot... You have to prove her, that you are better than her!