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[Versus Omnibus]

General Distress wrote...

You were in worse shape when Cerberus REBUILD you. Get Jenkins out of there and start your very own DIY LAZARUS PROJECT in Normandys cargo hold. Surely you can achieve similar results with some CLONED ANIMAL BODY PARTS, a few old KITCHEN APPLIANCES and COMPLETELY HARMLESS REAPER TECH.

[Abraham_uk]

Fingertrip wrote...

Did none of you play ME1?

I did.

I even shot some gas bags.
How come they're so HUGE all of a sudden?

[Abraham_uk]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
What are they riding on?
What?

It's a gas bag from Eden Prime in Mass Effect 1. The things that just float about and do nothing.

You mean those tiny bags of gass that you can't ride on that allowed Kaidan and Jenkins to have some throw away dialogue that has no impact on the story.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 24 octobre 2012 - 09:20 .

[MrStoob]

Abraham_uk wrote...

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
What are they riding on?
What?

It's a gas bag from Eden Prime in Mass Effect 1. The things that just float about and do nothing.

You mean those tiny bags of gass that you can't ride on that allowed Kaidan and Jenkins to have some throw away dialogue that has no impact on the story.

They weren't tiny, they were just far away... 

[fainmaca]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Fingertrip wrote...

Did none of you play ME1?

I did.

I even shot some gas bags.
How come they're so HUGE all of a sudden?

Don't you read the codex? This is clearly GALROS, MOTHER OF ALL GAS BAGS. With such a creature on our side, we cannot lose!

Also:

General Distress wrote...

You were in worse shape when Cerberus REBUILD you. Get Jenkins out of there and start your very own DIY LAZARUS PROJECT in Normandys cargo hold. Surely you can achieve similar results with some CLONED ANIMAL BODY PARTS, a few old KITCHEN APPLIANCES and COMPLETELY HARMLESS REAPER TECH.

[Wolfspawn]

Bump.
This thread can't fade into oblivion.

[Dark Satris]

fainmaca wrote...

Don't you read the codex? This is clearly GALROS, MOTHER OF ALL GAS BAGS. With such a creature on our side, we cannot lose!

 (XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD)

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

fainmaca wrote...

Don't you read the codex? This is clearly GALROS, MOTHER OF ALL GAS BAGS. With such a creature on our side, we cannot lose!

[Lavaeolus]

Nickname your ride "Galros".

[Lankist]

General Distress wrote...

You were in worse shape when Cerberus REBUILD you. Get Jenkins out of there and start your very own DIY LAZARUS PROJECT in Normandys cargo hold. Surely you can achieve similar results with some CLONED ANIMAL BODY PARTS, a few old KITCHEN APPLIANCES and COMPLETELY HARMLESS REAPER TECH.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

WE CAN REBUILD HIM.








Okay, so using all of your MEDIGEL, two rolls of DUCT TAPE and one of those SKELETON STANDS, this is what you've got.

A SKELETON in ARMOR with little WHEELS on the bottom.


You're starting to think maybe you should have done this more DEUS EX STYLE.

Like, you know.

When he wasn't dead.

Modifié par Lankist, 26 octobre 2012 - 08:48 .

[Abraham_uk]

Javik: This is a very primative setup you've got there. [pointing to the newly revived Jenkins]
Shepard: Who the hell are you?
Liara: Goddess! It's a Prothean!
Shepard: How did you get here?
Liara: Never mind how the Prothean got here. A living Prothean! We must study it. By study it, I mean ask the Prothean hundreds of questions.
Shepard: I should go.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 26 octobre 2012 - 08:49 .

[Volc19]

Go find LIARA so you can tell her that SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED AS SHADOW BROKER.

JENKINS and GALROS will be great replacements.

[Dark Satris]

have LIARA pop out of nowhere with bug-man looking SPACE JAMAICAN who insults JENKINS before MIND-RAPING you to read your memories

Modifié par Dark Satris, 26 octobre 2012 - 11:25 .

[fainmaca]

Affix JENKINS 2.0 to the front of GALROS, your PIMP-ASS MOUNT. He can INTIMIDATE our enemies as we ARRIVE IN STYLE.

+10 SWAG.

[Versus Omnibus]

Order Jenkins to pull himself together! You will not tolerate disrespect under your command!!

[brain_damage]

Dark Satris wrote...

have LIARA pop out of nowhere with bug-man looking SPACE JAMAICAN who insults JENKINS before MIND-RAPING you to read your memories

+1

[Wolfspawn]

Recruit JENKINS as your new SQUADMATE. You read the DLC description. You were SUPPOSED to get a LONG-DEAD, NEW SQUADMATE. JENKINS is obviously that SQUADMATE.
Also, the DLC was called FROM ASHES. There were ASHES when JENKINS was SHOT. Even MORE evidence this is the NEW SQUADMATE.

[Ring1]

bob_20000 wrote...

Recruit JENKINS as your new SQUADMATE. You read the DLC description. You were SUPPOSED to get a LONG-DEAD, NEW SQUADMATE. JENKINS is obviously that SQUADMATE.
Also, the DLC was called FROM ASHES. There were ASHES when JENKINS was SHOT. Even MORE evidence this is the NEW SQUADMATE.

[MJpoland]

bob_20000 wrote...

Recruit JENKINS as your new SQUADMATE. You read the DLC description. You were SUPPOSED to get a LONG-DEAD, NEW SQUADMATE. JENKINS is obviously that SQUADMATE.
Also, the DLC was called FROM ASHES. There were ASHES when JENKINS was SHOT. Even MORE evidence this is the NEW SQUADMATE.

[belisariu]

bob_20000 wrote...

Recruit JENKINS as your new SQUADMATE. You read the DLC description. You were SUPPOSED to get a LONG-DEAD, NEW SQUADMATE. JENKINS is obviously that SQUADMATE.
Also, the DLC was called FROM ASHES. There were ASHES when JENKINS was SHOT. Even MORE evidence this is the NEW SQUADMATE.

[MisterJB]

Volc19 wrote...

Go find LIARA so you can tell her that SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED AS SHADOW BROKER.

JENKINS and GALROS will be great replacements.

[MrStoob]

Order JENKINS to scout ahead, giving you time to have a PICNIC with TRAYNOR.

[Abraham_uk]

Volc19 wrote...

Go find LIARA so you can tell her that SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED AS SHADOW BROKER.

JENKINS and GALROS will be great replacements.

Your plan is missing two weapons!

A Thresher Maw cannon.
A Volus Adept!


With Jenkins, Galros, Thresher Maws and a Biotic God, you are unstoppable.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 27 octobre 2012 - 02:04 .

[przemko877]

Strap JENKINS on to the Normandy's BOW as an ORNAMENT that could show EVERYBODY who is THE BOSS.

[Magiseth]

Now that you have JENKINS, JENKINS QUEST is clearly over. Take TRAYNOR and JENKINS back to the NORMANDY and tell JOKER to plot yet another course for ADVENTURE! On the way there, shake JENKINS in TRAYNOR'S face in a SPOOKY MANNER so she hopefully becomes far less NORMAL.

If you accidentally for get about LIARA and WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WENT TO DO BUT I CLEARLY WASN'T LISTENING, that's ok. I'm sure she'll find her own ride home.