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[Severyx]

Tape a fake omni-blade to Jenkins's wrist.

SPECTRE MATERIAL, RIGHT THERE.

Modifié par Severyx, 28 octobre 2012 - 01:25 .

[I7IDanny]

Severyx wrote...

Tape a fake omni-blade to Jenkins's wrist.

SPECTRE MATERIAL, RIGHT THERE.

This.

Still a better reason than Ashley or Kaidan.

[EL_SiD679]

Magiseth wrote...

Now that you have JENKINS, JENKINS QUEST is clearly over. Take TRAYNOR and JENKINS back to the NORMANDY and tell JOKER to plot yet another course for ADVENTURE! On the way there, shake JENKINS in TRAYNOR'S face in a SPOOKY MANNER so she hopefully becomes far less NORMAL.

If you accidentally for get about LIARA and WHATEVER THE HELL SHE WENT TO DO BUT I CLEARLY WASN'T LISTENING, that's ok. I'm sure she'll find her own ride home.

[Snoopy1955]

Search for the CAMP that those CERBERUS guys came from. JENKINS looks pretty beat up, and they might have one of those ATLAS thingies that they aren't using, and JENKINS could definitely use the extra protection.

Matter of fact, now that you have clearly become a MASTER NECROMANCER, lets scare CERBERUS into giving us two so that we can give one to JOKER, so he can come on missions without complaining about his BONES or whatever his problem is.

[Highlord Fox]

Severyx wrote...

Tape a fake omni-blade to Jenkins's wrist.

SPECTRE MATERIAL, RIGHT THERE.

[Most Definitely Sane]

Tape a GUN to JENKINS' hand.

[aaron.a.moyers]

Jenkins is about as useful as the last time around. Give him a push down that hill toward a group of Cerberus soldiers while shouting "LEEEEROOOOYY JEEENNNKINNNNNNNS!!!!!!" Let the rolling carnage ensue.

[MrStoob]

Send JENKINS to speak with the COUNCIL to rally HELP. He can't do any worse than SHADOW CREEK and SPACE PIMP.

Modifié par MrStoob, 29 octobre 2012 - 11:48 .

[Cgow91]

It takes a REAL MAN to acknowledge his failures.
Clearly the medi-gel was applied SLIGHTLY TOO LATE.
At this point, you can only hope to HONOUR his sacrifice by making JENKINS into an AWESOME HOOD ORNAMENT for the NORMANDY.

Surely he will intimidate any METAL SPACE CTHULHU you happen to run into, being more USEFUL in death than he ever was in LIFE.

You should find LIARA to attach it with her crazy BIOTIC space magic, as this is surely more important than WHATEVER SHE IS DOING.

Modifié par Cgow91, 30 octobre 2012 - 12:36 .

[Highlord Fox]

Cgow91 wrote...

It takes a REAL MAN to acknowledge his failures.
Clearly the medi-gel was applied SLIGHTLY TOO LATE.
At this point, you can only hope to HONOUR his sacrifice by making JENKINS into an AWESOME HOOD ORNAMENT for the NORMANDY.

Surely he will intimidate any METAL SPACE CTHULHU you happen to run into, being more USEFUL in death than he ever was in LIFE.

You should find LIARA to attach it with her crazy BIOTIC space magic, as this is surely more important than WHATEVER SHE IS DOING.

[Arterius]

Cgow91 wrote...

It takes a REAL MAN to acknowledge his failures.
Clearly the medi-gel was applied SLIGHTLY TOO LATE.
At this point, you can only hope to HONOUR his sacrifice by making JENKINS into an AWESOME HOOD ORNAMENT for the NORMANDY.

Surely he will intimidate any METAL SPACE CTHULHU you happen to run into, being more USEFUL in death than he ever was in LIFE.

You should find LIARA to attach it with her crazy BIOTIC space magic, as this is surely more important than WHATEVER SHE IS DOING.

[LT123]

Cgow91 wrote...

It takes a REAL MAN to acknowledge his failures.
Clearly the medi-gel was applied SLIGHTLY TOO LATE.
At this point, you can only hope to HONOUR his sacrifice by making JENKINS into an AWESOME HOOD ORNAMENT for the NORMANDY.

Surely he will intimidate any METAL SPACE CTHULHU you happen to run into, being more USEFUL in death than he ever was in LIFE.

You should find LIARA to attach it with her crazy BIOTIC space magic, as this is surely more important than WHATEVER SHE IS DOING.

[AdmiralCheez]

I only just found this thread.

I read the whole thing.

My god, it's full of stars.

[Kamyczek]

Volc19 wrote...

Go find LIARA so you can tell her that SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED AS SHADOW BROKER.

JENKINS and GALROS will be great replacements.

Also, we should put jenkins on FIRE(Like Ignus from Planescape: Torment)... and blow something in the background, 'cause everything looks better with the explosions.

Modifié par Kamyczek, 31 octobre 2012 - 02:22 .

[EL_SiD679]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

I only just found this thread.

I read the whole thing.

My god, it's full of stars.

Welcome to the greatest thread on the Citadel 

[Tibbur]

Apologise to Liara your going to want somthing good from her later on.

[redhood7]

Go find a cerberus camp to see if jenkins is any good in battle. Maybe he can kill three people with one shot? or four?

[Dark Satris]

Volc19 wrote...

Go find LIARA so you can tell her that SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED AS SHADOW BROKER.

JENKINS and GALROS will be great replacements.

(also, no comments in nearly a day. HOW DARE YOU xP)

Modifié par Dark Satris, 03 novembre 2012 - 01:49 .

[Hades214]

Severyx wrote...

Tape a fake omni-blade to Jenkins's wrist.

SPECTRE MATERIAL, RIGHT THERE.

[Yate]

best. thread. ever.

Now, go back to the DEAD CERBERUS TROOPS and put on their ARMOUR.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Hades746 wrote...

Severyx wrote...

Tape a fake omni-blade to Jenkins's wrist.

SPECTRE MATERIAL, RIGHT THERE.

[Lankist]

fainmaca wrote...

Affix JENKINS 2.0 to the front of GALROS, your PIMP-ASS MOUNT. He can INTIMIDATE our enemies as we ARRIVE IN STYLE.

+10 SWAG.

GALROS PIMPS AWAY NONCHALANTLY.

You gained 75 WAR ASSET POINTS for GALROS.

You will NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. Please do not ASK to SEE HIM AGAIN, because that would be TRITE. He is GONE FOREVER and he is NEVER COMING BACK. Such is the way of-




Oh, hey. It's LIARA and SOMEBODY ELSE YOU DON'T CARE. And they're being CHASED by CERBERUS TROOPS.

Well, crap.

This is an ORDEAL now.

MrStoob wrote...

Order JENKINS to scout ahead.

You send JENKINS into HOT PURSUIT.

You figure this whole ORDEAL will TAKE CARE OF ITSELF with JENKINS on the CASE.


Yep.

Modifié par Lankist, 04 novembre 2012 - 03:28 .

[Ring1]

Follow the HOT PERSUIT in hot persuit  to STEAL Jenkins' glory he had been dreaming about before his untimely end.

or

It's nice here why not just wait for a while you're sure if it is something important the ORDEAL will come back 'round.

Modifié par Ring1, 04 novembre 2012 - 07:20 .

[fainmaca]

Cue the BENNY HILL MUSIC!

[Mevanna]

You are DEVASTATED by the loss of your BADASS MOUNT and will have to console yourself by riding whatever it is that Liara DUG UP in the DIRT. It looks like a COLLECTOR, and you remember that those guys could FLY.