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[Lankist]

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

Liara and Javic get cornered by Cerberus troops and an Atlas. Jenkins rolls in

Uh oh! Looks like it's about to be CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE for LIARA and her DUMB NEW FRIEND.




Suddenly, SKELETON!





ATLAS FLIPS OUT.







ATLAS SHRUGGED it off.

Get it?

"ATLAS SHRUGGED"

Because of the boo-




OOOURGH-

FOUNTAINHEAD.




CORTEZ would like to know what the hell YOU PEOPLE are doing.

SHEPARD would like to know what the hell CORTEZ means by "YOU PEOPLE."

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 11 novembre 2012 - 03:32 .

[Northern Sun]

There's nothing more to do here. Time to BUG OUT.

Speaking of bug out, tell Liara's new companion that he must give a free FLIGHT if he wants to leave this PRIMITIVE planet.

Also, don't forget to bring Jenkins to add to the collection of SOUVENIRS in your cabin.

Modifié par Northern Sun, 11 novembre 2012 - 08:53 .

[Arterius]

"I should go"

[Hisui-Chan]

The BUG threatens CORTEZ, saying some NONSENSE about how eating HUMANS during his time was not common, but he'd be willing to try it.

After PONDERING, SHEPARD agrees that he think HUMANS do sound kinda TASTY.

Modifié par Hisui-Chan, 11 novembre 2012 - 03:23 .

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard's team is incomplete.


We need:
 
The Biotic God


Then we're ready for action!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 12 novembre 2012 - 12:24 .

[EL_SiD679]

Hisui-Chan wrote...

The BUG threatens CORTEZ, saying some NONSENSE about how eating HUMANS during his time was not common, but he'd be willing to try it.

After PONDERING, SHEPARD agrees that he think HUMANS do sound kinda TASTY.

[Ring1]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

"I should go"

[MrStoob]

That looks like a cue for a song to me.  Possibly with Liara doing a variation on Kermit's "It isn't easy being green.", but with blue instead ofc.

Failing that, a Glee style routine ensues.

Modifié par MrStoob, 11 novembre 2012 - 10:04 .

[Tibbur]

Search the atlas for better parts to help Jenkins.

[Cgow91]

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

[Highlord Fox]

Cgow91 wrote...

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

On an unrelated NOTE, I've started posting LIKE THIS in other forums. D;

[Snoopy1955]

Time for a SALVAGE operation. Fly the ATLAS back up tu the NORMANDY, should be easy now, seeing as it is WEDGED in the undercarrige of the KODIAK. It may look mega-busted now, but if anyone gives you any crap about wanting to give it back, you should remind them about the SMASHING SUCCESS you had in reanimating JENKINS, I mean, c'mon, he just took down an ATLAS, and you haven't even given him a GUN yet. With JENKINS up and about, you are pretty sure that fixing an ATLAS would be NO PROBLEM given your TOTALLY RAD fixing things ability that you didn't know you had before showing up here. You'll probably just make CORTEZ do it instead, after all, you're COMMANDER SHEPARD, you've got more important things to do.

Also, before we leave, taunt LIARA by suggesting that she has been MAKING OUT with her new friend there. With your SKILLPOINT in ONE-LINERS, it'll probably be funny and DISTRACT everyone from the HORRIBLE job that CORTEZ parked the KODIAK.

[LtAdams2247 Origin]

Cgow91 wrote...

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

[MOELANDER]

Use RUBBER CHICKEN WITH A PULLEY with BROKEN ATLAS.
Let's see if that works.

If that fails get jiggy with JAVIK.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

Cgow91 wrote...

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

[Versus Omnibus]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

"I should go"

[Knight_Quack]

Try to board the wrecked atlas, and slap cortez for insulting Traynor by saying "You people"

[Dark Satris]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Time for a SALVAGE operation. Fly the ATLAS back up tu the NORMANDY, should be easy now, seeing as it is WEDGED in the undercarrige of the KODIAK. It may look mega-busted now, but if anyone gives you any crap about wanting to give it back, you should remind them about the SMASHING SUCCESS you had in reanimating JENKINS, I mean, c'mon, he just took down an ATLAS, and you haven't even given him a GUN yet. With JENKINS up and about, you are pretty sure that fixing an ATLAS would be NO PROBLEM given your TOTALLY RAD fixing things ability that you didn't know you had before showing up here. You'll probably just make CORTEZ do it instead, after all, you're COMMANDER SHEPARD, you've got more important things to do.

Also, before we leave, taunt LIARA by suggesting that she has been MAKING OUT with her new friend there. With your SKILLPOINT in ONE-LINERS, it'll probably be funny and DISTRACT everyone from the HORRIBLE job that CORTEZ parked the KODIAK.

^ what he said xD

[fainmaca]

SALVAGE the atlas' ARM CANNONS to give JENKINS 2.0 a set of BADASS GUN-MITTENS.

+5 SWAG

Modifié par fainmaca, 14 novembre 2012 - 01:27 .

[notalive]

DANCE with JAVIK, just for the LULZ.

[ScumbagVince]

Cgow91 wrote...

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

[Tosh_Ts]

Exchange Traynor with Cortrez, as she keeps on disobeying you.
Then get back to the Normandy to get drunk.

[TheCinC]

Cgow91 wrote...

Looks like only JENKINS remembered the three CERBERUS troops RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Luckily they are PETRIFIED with fear at the sight of him.
Taking advantage of this, CORTEZ manages to DEAL WITH IT with his trusty sidearm.

It feels like YOU haven't shot anything lately. YOU better shoot SOMETHING soon, to prove YOU are still IN CHARGE.

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

YOU REFUSE to be overshadowed by JENKINS, TRAYNOR or CORTEZ .
Take all the CREDIT, it's what a REAL HERO would do.
THEY won't say anything. YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE.

This and then cause a big, fiery explosion that kills off JENKINS permanently. An explosion which is seen from the NORMANDY and causes JOKER and EDI to inquire as to your wellbeing. You will then blame it on the faulty wiring on the Atlas and leave. For that the NORMANDY will come down far enough to pick you up just as the CERBERUS troops advance to see what all the fuss is about.

Modifié par TheCinC, 16 novembre 2012 - 08:00 .

[HiddenInWar]

HAHAHAHAHA

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE

I really hope Hussie has seen it because oh my god

[Canned Madness]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Time for a SALVAGE operation. Fly the ATLAS back up tu the NORMANDY, should be easy now, seeing as it is WEDGED in the undercarrige of the KODIAK. It may look mega-busted now, but if anyone gives you any crap about wanting to give it back, you should remind them about the SMASHING SUCCESS you had in reanimating JENKINS, I mean, c'mon, he just took down an ATLAS, and you haven't even given him a GUN yet. With JENKINS up and about, you are pretty sure that fixing an ATLAS would be NO PROBLEM given your TOTALLY RAD fixing things ability that you didn't know you had before showing up here. You'll probably just make CORTEZ do it instead, after all, you're COMMANDER SHEPARD, you've got more important things to do.

Also, before we leave, taunt LIARA by suggesting that she has been MAKING OUT with her new friend there. With your SKILLPOINT in ONE-LINERS, it'll probably be funny and DISTRACT everyone from the HORRIBLE job that CORTEZ parked the KODIAK.