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[MrStoob]

TheCinC wrote...
This and then cause a big, fiery explosion that kills off JENKINS permanently.

 They want to kill off Jenkins!  Burn them!  BUUURN THEEEM!" 

[Demonique]

I'm just after finishing reading this thread in one go

EPIC!

[Wolfspawn]

Tell EVERYBODY to BUGGER OFF. You have DECIDED to look for GALROS, PIMP-ASS KING of the GAS BAGS. Beats the S**T out of MAKO, THAT'S for SURE.

[Deihjan]

ask CORTEZ what the hell he thinks he's doing.
Proceed to HUG PROTHY the PROTHEAN.
Failing that, get JOKER to land the Normandy and make him CARRY JENKINS TO THE CAPTAIN'S CABIN

[Dunabar]

Have Liara interrogate Cortez about the "You people" comment with biotics.

Salvage the Atlas while Joker takes Jenkins to the normandy bar for a round of "hero drinks" for saving the mission.

[Cosmironic]

Tickle JAVIK in an attempt to make him talk.

[Kamyczek]

Where's ILLUSIVE MAN?
You are in HUGE NEED to find that guy. Dunno why, but he is the one, who held THE ANSWERS.
And you MUST find out WHO is this collector-looks-like clown that is making out with liara. (also, you can ask him about asari TENTACLES[oh god, this teteteTENTACLES] stuff). Maybe after all you guys are still good, and he will allow you to sunbath a little in his MIGHTY SpAcEsTaTiOn.

[Yate]

CORTEZ just took out an Atlas mech. Clearly he is the superior squadmate to LIARA and JAVIK. Go to PALAVEN with your squad consisting of TRAYNOR and CORTEZ. Have VEGA fly the SHUTTLE. Have LIARA dig up dirt on UDINA. If no dirt can be found, have JAVIK seduce UDINA while LIARA captures the encounter on tape for BLACKMAIL.

[Highlord Fox]

Deihjan wrote...

ask CORTEZ what the hell he thinks he's doing.
Proceed to HUG PROTHY the PROTHEAN.
Failing that, get JOKER to land the Normandy and make him CARRY JENKINS TO THE CAPTAIN'S CABIN

[Canned Madness]

Yate wrote...

CORTEZ just took out an Atlas mech. Clearly he is the superior squadmate to LIARA and JAVIK. Go to PALAVEN with your squad consisting of TRAYNOR and CORTEZ. Have VEGA fly the SHUTTLE. Have LIARA dig up dirt on UDINA. If no dirt can be found, have JAVIK seduce UDINA while LIARA captures the encounter on tape for BLACKMAIL.

[MisterJB]

Yate wrote...

CORTEZ just took out an Atlas mech. Clearly he is the superior squadmate to LIARA and JAVIK. Go to PALAVEN with your squad consisting of TRAYNOR and CORTEZ. Have VEGA fly the SHUTTLE. Have LIARA dig up dirt on UDINA. If no dirt can be found, have JAVIK seduce UDINA while LIARA captures the encounter on tape for BLACKMAIL.

[Abraham_uk]

When you said Jenkins was being brought back to life, I was thinking as a husk!
Maybe that can be arranged.
The husk would make an amusing addition to the crew.

[Arterius]

Abraham_uk wrote...



When you said Jenkins was being brought back to life, I was thinking as a husk!
Maybe that can be arranged.
The husk would make an amusing addition to the crew.

Indeed, this was my thought also.

[Snoopy1955]

ArteriusN7 wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...



When you said Jenkins was being brought back to life, I was thinking as a husk!
Maybe that can be arranged.
The husk would make an amusing addition to the crew.

Indeed, this was my thought also.

I am now imagining a situationbwith Jenkins constantly pestering the crew with the Reaper recruitment literature, and not actually being a threat to anyone.

[Wolfspawn]

BUMP loudly.

[Valorefane Dragonwinter]

I still say use the Atlas to "jump start" Jenkins. It's like a white trash Lazarus project.

[Volc19]

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

I still say use the Atlas to "jump start" Jenkins. It's like a white trash Lazarus project.

JENKINS doesn't need a JUMP START.

JENKINS is the ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. THE BEGINING and THE END.
HE IS THE CREATOR AND DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS UP YOUR SPINE.
SKRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL.
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT.

[earlmobile]

Tell Cortez, that we FIGHT or we DIE, but apparently Jenkins did BOTH and better than Cortez. Then send Jenkins to pilot the Shuttle. You feel that coming to Eden Prime was a HUGE SUCCESS, since you found JENKINS and Liara found WHAT'S HIS FACE, but it SEEMS LIKE a good time to LEAVE. You DECIDE it's time to ADVANCE the PLOT.

[MrStoob]

Everyone STANDS AROUND looking at their WATCHES and such like, WONDERING if anything will happen next. They get BORED and start playing CHARADES, with JENKINS up first.

*stick poke*

[Dark Satris]

MrStoob wrote...

Everyone STANDS AROUND looking at their WATCHES and such like, WONDERING if anything will happen next. They get BORED and start playing CHARADES, with JENKINS up first.

*stick poke*

xD you mean this

[MJpoland]

*BUMP*

[Abraham_uk]

Dark Satris wrote...

MrStoob wrote...

Everyone STANDS AROUND looking at their WATCHES and such like, WONDERING if anything will happen next. They get BORED and start playing CHARADES, with JENKINS up first.

*stick poke*

xD you mean this

I feel sorry for Lankist. He has that rare condition where his head is huge in proportion to the rest of his body.
I like his monochrome fashion sense, monochome computer and monochrome room. Pretty neat.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 26 novembre 2012 - 01:32 .

[Deihjan]

Abraham_uk wrote...


I feel sorry for Lankist. He has that rare condition where his head is huge in proportion to the rest of his body.
I like his monochrome fashion sense, monochome computer and monochrome room. Pretty neat.

I wouldn't feel sorry for Lankist. He seems to be more attractive than the average anonymous internet user.
Also monochrome fashion is haute couture.

[Abraham_uk]

Deihjan wrote...

I wouldn't feel sorry for Lankist. He seems to be more attractive than the average anonymous internet user.
Also monochrome fashion is haute couture.

I so wish GMagnum was on the forums.
He'd have a really funny response to your comment.

[EL_SiD679]

*cough* BUMP *cough*