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[Dot.Shadow]

Seeing that Ctrl Alt Del has ended recently - I *need* more of this comic.

Make more, purty please? 

[Lankist]

MrStoob wrote...

That looks like a cue for a song to me.  Possibly with Liara doing a variation on Kermit's "It isn't easy being green.", but with blue instead ofc.

Cgow91 wrote...

YOU SHOOT the ATLAS WRECK. YOU swear it was STILL MOVING.
YOU killed it!
YOU DID THAT!
YOU DID ALL THE THINGS!

Valorefane Dragonwinter wrote...

I still say use the Atlas to "jump start" Jenkins. It's like a white trash Lazarus project.

Deihjan wrote...

I wouldn't feel sorry for Lankist. He seems to be more attractive than the average anonymous internet user.

I'm sorry, what was that?

WHO is ATTRACTIVE?

Oh heavens, we've been celebrating SPACE THANKSGIVING.

VEGA ate the ENTIRE TURKEY, so it's sort of OVER now.

Anyway, we sorted all that mess out and got back to the ship like a week ago.

What do?

[Volc19]

Strike up a conversation with JENKINS. It's been a while since you last spoke, and I'm sure he has NUMEROUS ENTHRALLING TALES from his time BEYOND THE GRAVE.

[Highlord Fox]

Vega has eaten your SPACE TURKEY. You decide to get another one, from their homeworld of PALAVEN. Turians are of course their distant COUSINS. Maybe even SARE-GARRUS will be there.

[MoonEcho]

Liara's STRANGE NEW FRIEND looks suspicious! You decide to subject him to SOPHISTICATED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES to determine where his loyalties lie.

[Ring1]

MoonEcho wrote...

Liara's STRANGE NEW FRIEND looks suspicious! You decide to subject him to SOPHISTICATED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES to determine where his loyalties lie.

[ScorpSt]

Highlord Fox wrote...

Vega has eaten your SPACE TURKEY. You decide to get another one, from their homeworld of PALAVEN. Turians are of course their distant COUSINS. Maybe even SARE-GARRUS will be there.

[Wolfspawn]

Go on the EXTRANET and LOOK for some CYBER SPACE MONDAY SALES.

[OpDDay2001]

(Oh man, being from the MSPA Forums and finding this has made the long wait for Omega that much more hilarious. This is a quality work.)

> Is that a Jamaican Cobra Commander? What is he doing on your ship!?

[Josh3598]

Ask LIARA'S NEW FRIEND how the PROTHEANS became the dominant species in his CYCLE when they have no ARMS.

[Deihjan]

equip LIARA'S NEW FRIEND as a spiffy space-hat.
He seems to require some attention and affection in the form of MOCKERY and ABUSE.

[MJpoland]

Stare at the LIARA'S NEW FRIEND for a long time. Suddenly, you have a revelation - there is an upgraded version of a collector on the ship! Everyone, get your guns and kill it with FIRE!

Modifié par MJpoland, 28 novembre 2012 - 03:13 .

[Cosmironic]

Talk to the GIANT FLOATING HEAD that is dangerously close to the EXHAUST PIPES of the SHUTTLE.
..or fry the head by firing up the shuttle engines. Either way works.

[Mevanna]

Inspect LIARA'S NEW FRIEND thoroughly. You know a Collector when you see one, and those WINGS have to be SOMEWHERE, dammit!

[Abraham_uk]

Cosmironic wrote...

Talk to the GIANT FLOATING HEAD that is dangerously close to the EXHAUST PIPES of the SHUTTLE.
..or fry the head by firing up the shuttle engines. Either way works.

Ignore GIANT FLOATING HEAD.  That is until it eventually casts neural shock overload on you for being rude.
Then when GIANT FLOATING HEAD barks orders at you, you pretend to listen.

If he tells you anything important, it would be somewhere in your confusing and hard to comprehend journal.


Whether it's Cosmironic's suggestion or my suggestion that gets used, I'm happy either way.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 28 novembre 2012 - 08:51 .

[fainmaca]

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

Modifié par fainmaca, 29 novembre 2012 - 01:29 .

[Dark Satris]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

[Snoopy1955]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

[OneTrueShot]

And SUDDENLY. a MAD VOLUS PROPHET appears. WHAT DO?

[LT123]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

[TJLenz]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

[Canned Madness]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

[Wickwrackscar]

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

This.
But in ADVANCE, PLOT a course to Palaven. Your back itches and you are in desperate need of one of those SPIKY people to scratch it.

[Abraham_uk]

TJLenz wrote...

fainmaca wrote...

Looks like it's time for your MANDATORY, POST-MISSION QUALITY TIME, where you roam the ship forcing your allies to spend time with you as you INTERROGATE them about their PAST. Nobody's sure why you do this. Perhaps you have some DEEP-SEATED LONELINESS ISSUES, or maybe you're just the NOSIEST GOSSIP ON THE SHIP.

That COLLECTOR THINGIE you found has been put in Grunt's old room, presumably because he said something mean about Asari or something. Maybe he's got something interesting to talk about during QUALITY TIME.

In Mass Effect 3, Liara has learnt much from Shepard's behaviour. She now goes around the ship interrogating the crew too. Oh and she get's really personal with the Commander.

It's a good thing Liara has a drone that does all the Shadowbroking and weapon/power/armour upgrades for her.

[Abraham_uk]

General Distress wrote...

This.
But in ADVANCE, PLOT a course to Palaven. Your back itches and you are in desperate need of one of those SPIKY people to scratch it.

Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.