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[fainmaca]

Abraham_uk wrote...
Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.

Also, a little point to think about: What the hell is everyone breathing on Menae? Its a moon with no biosphere to sustain a breatheable atmosphere. Seeing as the view into space is clear rather than blue (the colour of oxygen, and the reason our sky is blue), that means that THERE IS NO OXYGEN! And yet sound carries, fires burn, and nobody drops onto the goddamn ground with their lungs exploding.

Having squaddies in ME2 with skin exposed to vaccuum was a stretch, but this is friggin headdesk-worthy. So please, Lankist, do Palaven.

[Deihjan]

fainmaca wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.

Also, a little point to think about: What the hell is everyone breathing on Menae? Its a moon with no biosphere to sustain a breatheable atmosphere. Seeing as the view into space is clear rather than blue (the colour of oxygen, and the reason our sky is blue), that means that THERE IS NO OXYGEN! And yet sound carries, fires burn, and nobody drops onto the goddamn ground with their lungs exploding.

Having squaddies in ME2 with skin exposed to vaccuum was a stretch, but this is friggin headdesk-worthy. So please, Lankist, do Palaven.

lol about that, what about Liara's face on Mars?
Her eyeballs aren't being sucked out of her skull at any point.

But then again, the catalyst is an AI and not a magical bolt made of unobtanium, so why not have Menae have breathable atmosphere for Turians (since none of the Turians have masks on)

[Wickwrackscar]

fainmaca wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.

Also, a little point to think about: What the hell is everyone breathing on Menae? Its a moon with no biosphere to sustain a breatheable atmosphere. Seeing as the view into space is clear rather than blue (the colour of oxygen, and the reason our sky is blue), that means that THERE IS NO OXYGEN! And yet sound carries, fires burn, and nobody drops onto the goddamn ground with their lungs exploding.

Having squaddies in ME2 with skin exposed to vaccuum was a stretch, but this is friggin headdesk-worthy. So please, Lankist, do Palaven.

IIRC, the codex actually explains that. It's the turians most important outpost and has been for centuries. So they build a lot of mass effect generators and put an artificial atmosphere there to make it habitable. Or something like that.

As for the lack of blue color, my in-universe explanation would be that the artificial atmosphere simply isnt "big" enough that the blue can be seen. On earth it's more than 30 km thick and the horizon is more than 100 km away. On the smaller turian moon however the horizon is much closer and the force fields hold only a relatively thin layer of air close to the ground.
My real world explanation of course would be, that the developers simply didn't think about it that much.

Modifié par General Distress, 02 décembre 2012 - 09:22 .

[Mindfane]

Deihjan wrote...

fainmaca wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.

Also, a little point to think about: What the hell is everyone breathing on Menae? Its a moon with no biosphere to sustain a breatheable atmosphere. Seeing as the view into space is clear rather than blue (the colour of oxygen, and the reason our sky is blue), that means that THERE IS NO OXYGEN! And yet sound carries, fires burn, and nobody drops onto the goddamn ground with their lungs exploding.

Having squaddies in ME2 with skin exposed to vaccuum was a stretch, but this is friggin headdesk-worthy. So please, Lankist, do Palaven.

lol about that, what about Liara's face on Mars?
Her eyeballs aren't being sucked out of her skull at any point.

But then again, the catalyst is an AI and not a magical bolt made of unobtanium, so why not have Menae have breathable atmosphere for Turians (since none of the Turians have masks on)

And all those planetary missions in original Mass Effect. There was explosions and gunfire sounds all over. And the mako's cannons made sound too

[Deihjan]

Mindfane wrote...

Deihjan wrote...

fainmaca wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...
Please Lankist. Show us Palaven. Not Menae. That would be so epic!

I so want to know what Palaven looks like. Not that rubbish looking moon.

Also, a little point to think about: What the hell is everyone breathing on Menae? Its a moon with no biosphere to sustain a breatheable atmosphere. Seeing as the view into space is clear rather than blue (the colour of oxygen, and the reason our sky is blue), that means that THERE IS NO OXYGEN! And yet sound carries, fires burn, and nobody drops onto the goddamn ground with their lungs exploding.

Having squaddies in ME2 with skin exposed to vaccuum was a stretch, but this is friggin headdesk-worthy. So please, Lankist, do Palaven.

lol about that, what about Liara's face on Mars?
Her eyeballs aren't being sucked out of her skull at any point.

But then again, the catalyst is an AI and not a magical bolt made of unobtanium, so why not have Menae have breathable atmosphere for Turians (since none of the Turians have masks on)

And all those planetary missions in original Mass Effect. There was explosions and gunfire sounds all over. And the mako's cannons made sound too

Isn't science great?♥

[JamesDobry]

This is awesome... when's the next one?

[Abraham_uk]

Back with the quotation pyramids.



Doesn't this remind you of dangerous thing that chases you killing both your team and the enemy on Hazard Firebase Glacier?

Did the developers read Lankist's awesome comic and think "Wehave an awesome idea for a hazard! The quotation monster!"

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 03 décembre 2012 - 09:57 .

[Yaevinn]

^^ wow, that's... just deep. I mean, seriously, man.

I am gonna go and ask on Multiplayer forum.

Modifié par Yaevinn, 04 décembre 2012 - 12:13 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Liara's stupid friend is boring. Toss him out the air-lock.

[Abraham_uk]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

Liara's stupid friend is boring. Toss him out the air-lock.

Must resist urge to shout abusive language at Versus Omnibus...


Javik! The awesome badass Prothean!

With his awesome biotics,
Awesome rifle,
His awesome accent
His dark sense of humour
His funny interactions with the crew
The very moving moment on Thessia and on Normandy afterwards.
His renegade personality.
His ruthlessness
His interesting insights into Prothean culture and war with the Reapers.
His interesting views on synthetics
His superior understanding of war.
His strength of character and resolve


Nope, I guess you find all of that boring.
Sigh...

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 04 décembre 2012 - 11:44 .

[Versus Omnibus]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

Liara's stupid friend is boring. Toss him out the air-lock.

Must resist urge to shout abusive language at Versus Omnibus...


Javik! The awesome badass Prothean!

With his awesome biotics,
Awesome rifle,
His awesome accent
His dark sense of humour
His funny interactions with the crew
The very moving moment on Thessia and on Normandy afterwards.
His renegade personality.
His ruthlessness
His interesting insights into Prothean culture and war with the Reapers.
His interesting views on synthetics
His superior understanding of war.
His strength of character and resolve


Nope, I guess you find all of that boring.
Sigh...

Calm down. I'm talking about Liara's stupid friend, not Javik. Can't you tell the difference?

[Volc19]

Right, he is obviously referring to Liara herself.

I mean, who would be friends with Liara?

[Abraham_uk]

Volc19 wrote...

Right, he is obviously referring to Liara herself.

I mean, who would be friends with Liara?

All this dissing of Liara T'Soni.
Sorry, I'm having a Darth Vader moment. Noooooooooo!

[Deihjan]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Back with the quotation pyramids.


Doesn't this remind you of dangerous thing that chases you killing both your team and the enemy on Hazard Firebase Glacier?

Did the developers read Lankist's awesome comic and think "Wehave an awesome idea for a hazard! The quotation monster!"

It's not a quote pyramid when it's not a mindless spamming of a single comment in several blank quotes, it's a conversation.
l2forum, please...
And it kind of does, now that you mention it.
Awful hazard, btw... Awful. I much prefer a blizzard where I can't see the ATLAS' that are storming the vicinity.

Lankist, you're a total babe and I hope you're alright. Please be okay, because I have a mighty need for your fantastic work, not only because the end of the world is coming closer and closer, despite this cycle being far from over.
♥♥♥

[EL_SiD679]

Volc19 wrote...

Right, he is obviously referring to Liara herself.

I mean, who would be friends with Liara?

[Volc19]

EL_SiD679 wrote...

Volc19 wrote...

Right, he is obviously referring to Liara herself.

I mean, who would be friends with Liara?

<3

[Lankist]

Volc19 wrote...

Strike up a conversation with JENKINS. It's been a while since you last spoke, and I'm sure he has NUMEROUS ENTHRALLING TALES from his time BEYOND THE GRAVE.

After setting a course for PALAVEN, you decide to spend some QUALITY CONVERSATION TIME with your old friend JENKINS.

Being a SKELETON, you naturally put him in YOUR QUARTERS given it goes well with the whole "SEVERED ZOMBIE HEADS, ANCIENT ARTIFACTS AND THE HELMET I DIED IN" macabre.

LIARA said you have ISSUES.

YOU told LIARA that she has no STABLE RELATIONSHIPS.




JENKINS does not seem INTERESTED in TALKING TO YOU.

He seems to be giving you the SILENT TREATMENT, presumably for BURYING HIM in a SHALLOW GRAVE where the ANIMALS could get to him.

You TRY to apologize, but JENKINS isn't budging on the matter. He clearly isn't interested in your FRIENDSHIP.

That's fine, JENKINS. We'll just go talk to the OTHER NEW GUY. He seems way cooler than you, anyway.




OTHER NEW GUY is on the BRIDGE, evidently bothering JOKER and being bothered himself by LIARA. It's like a BOTHER-TRAIN.

OTHER NEW GUY makes a comment about JENKINS' BONES being MORE INTACT than JOKER'S.

LIARA asks DUMB QUESTIONS.

WHAT DO?

Modifié par Lankist, 09 décembre 2012 - 03:18 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

 That's enough DILLY DALLYING from the ODD NEW GUY and LIARA. You need to LIVEN THINGS UP in this BORING AS HELL ship.

Tell your INTERGALACTIC DREAM TEAM SQUAD that JENKINS is throwing  RAVE PARTY in YOUR cabin. Once EVERYONE has LEFT the area, take CONTROL of the PILOT SEAT. You were always a BETTER PILOT then that SAD FRAGILE HAG of a SHIP PILOT. 

[ScorpSt]

"Accidentally" bump into Liara, knocking her into the other new guy. Laugh at whatever happens.

[Thorein]

Throw OTHER NEW GUY out the window to see if he FLOATS.

[Sifr]

Warn JOKER to watch out if the NEW GUY tries to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of the ship.

LIARA claims that is RACIST and launches into a lecture about the difference between the COLLECTORS and the PROTHEANS, but you quickly tune her out. The NEW GUY rolls all four of his eyes at her. This earns your APPROVAL.

Since JENKINS refused your offer of FRIENDSHIP, you need a new wingman. Maybe we should see what GARRUS is doing? Considering the last time you met up with him, he had just finished getting his ENTIRE SQUAD KILLED, you might need someone to make you LOOK GOOD!

[Tosh_Ts]

Order Joker to do a barrel roll.
Cut gravitational system while doing it. Kick Liara into the new guy for laughs.

[Tibbur]

It's a Long trip to palaven feeling hurt by Jenkins you invite Liara to your cabin for eternity embracing fun that'll make him jealous and increase your swag points.

[N7 Shadow 90]

ScorpSt wrote...

"Accidentally" bump into Liara, knocking her into the other new guy. Laugh at whatever happens.

[Canned Madness]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

 That's enough DILLY DALLYING from the ODD NEW GUY and LIARA. You need to LIVEN THINGS UP in this BORING AS HELL ship.

Tell your INTERGALACTIC DREAM TEAM SQUAD that JENKINS is throwing  RAVE PARTY in YOUR cabin. Once EVERYONE has LEFT the area, take CONTROL of the PILOT SEAT. You were always a BETTER PILOT then that SAD FRAGILE HAG of a SHIP PILOT.