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[Edolix]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

 That's enough DILLY DALLYING from the ODD NEW GUY and LIARA. You need to LIVEN THINGS UP in this BORING AS HELL ship.

Tell your INTERGALACTIC DREAM TEAM SQUAD that JENKINS is throwing  RAVE PARTY in YOUR cabin. Once EVERYONE has LEFT the area, take CONTROL of the PILOT SEAT. You were always a BETTER PILOT then that SAD FRAGILE HAG of a SHIP PILOT. 

[Dark Satris]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Warn JOKER to watch out if the NEW GUY tries to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of the ship.

LIARA claims that is RACIST and launches into a lecture about the difference between the COLLECTORS and the PROTHEANS, but you quickly tune her out. The NEW GUY rolls all four of his eyes at her. This earns your APPROVAL.

Since JENKINS refused your offer of FRIENDSHIP, you need a new wingman. Maybe we should see what GARRUS is doing? Considering the last time you met up with him, he had just finished getting his ENTIRE SQUAD KILLED, you might need someone to make you LOOK GOOD!

xD this

[Versus Omnibus]

Mention to the New Guy, in front of Joker and Jenkins, that if he would like to listen to "Bones" by Young Guns.

[justafan]

Dark Satris wrote...

Sifr1449 wrote...

Warn JOKER to watch out if the NEW GUY tries to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of the ship.

LIARA claims that is RACIST and launches into a lecture about the difference between the COLLECTORS and the PROTHEANS, but you quickly tune her out. The NEW GUY rolls all four of his eyes at her. This earns your APPROVAL.

Since JENKINS refused your offer of FRIENDSHIP, you need a new wingman. Maybe we should see what GARRUS is doing? Considering the last time you met up with him, he had just finished getting his ENTIRE SQUAD KILLED, you might need someone to make you LOOK GOOD!

xD this

[EL_SiD679]

Lankist wrote...

LIARA said you have ISSUES.

YOU told LIARA that she has no STABLE RELATIONSHIPS.

I'm in tears of laughter right now!

[LT123]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Warn JOKER to watch out if the NEW GUY tries to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of the ship.

LIARA claims that is RACIST and launches into a lecture about the difference between the COLLECTORS and the PROTHEANS, but you quickly tune her out. The NEW GUY rolls all four of his eyes at her. This earns your APPROVAL.

Since JENKINS refused your offer of FRIENDSHIP, you need a new wingman. Maybe we should see what GARRUS is doing? Considering the last time you met up with him, he had just finished getting his ENTIRE SQUAD KILLED, you might need someone to make you LOOK GOOD!

[Lankist]

ScorpSt wrote...

"Accidentally" bump into Liara, knocking her into the other new guy. Laugh at whatever happens.

lol

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

 take CONTROL of the PILOT SEAT. You were always a BETTER PILOT then that SAD FRAGILE HAG of a SHIP PILOT. 

You rock this SHIP.


♫TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN SLIPPIN SLIPPIN♫

♫INTO THE FUTURE♫

♫I WANT TO FLY LIKE AN EAGLE♫

♫TO THE SEA♫




♫TICK TOCK TICK DOO DOO DODO TICK TOCK TICK♫

♫BRRROUGH♫




You are now on PALAVEN, planet of the AWKWARDLY NON-BIRD-LIKE AVIAN PEOPLE.

You're here to rescue PRIMARCH FEDORIAN because of some reason you were too busy messing around in FORT KICKASS to be LISTENING to.

You have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA where to begin and, judging by the feeling of the DEADLY SPACE RADIATION you are being bathed with, this wasn't your greatest decision.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 10 décembre 2012 - 09:30 .

[Dark Satris]

have your teammates put on their MOUTH-MASKS, then laugh at them. you do not NEED ONE! you are the great BUTTS J. SHEPARD! oh wait whats that over there... looks like more REAPER RECRUITMENT OFFICERS. not wanting to go through the same horror as last time, you shoot them. your AVENGING of the TIMBITS has begun

Modifié par Dark Satris, 10 décembre 2012 - 10:00 .

[MrStoob]

Find CREEPY FAUCETS or whatever to fight. Tell BLUE WOMAN to do her SPINGULARITY BIOTIC WHATSIT and BEEFY MCMUSCLES to SHOOT STUFF and use his BRAVADO skills. The PLOT is bound to turn up during some of that.

Modifié par MrStoob, 10 décembre 2012 - 10:57 .

[justafan]

If you were PRIMARCH FEDORIAN, you'd be at a TIM HORTONS.

You head to the nearest TIM HORTONS. However, they only serve DEXTRO food. You are now TRAUMATIZED AGAIN!

[Deihjan]

Yell angrily at the nearest BIRD-BRAIN that you need to talk to PRIMARCH FEDORA or WHATEVER HIS FACE IS.
Failing that, find the nearest dextro-pizza place and make a new FORD KICKASS, except this time, don't let anyone eat it.

[ScorpSt]

These things just tend to work out as long as you keep moving forward. Sprint for a while firing your gun wildly until someone tells you what you're supposed to be doing over the headset.

[TJLenz]

Yell out RED ROBIN, If PRIMARCH FEDORIAN isn't DEAD he'll respond with YUMM. You saw it happen on TV so you know it has to work.

If for SOME reason that doesn't work, go ask that REAPER in the BACKGROUND if it's seen the PRIMARCH.  What could go WRONG?

Modifié par TJLenz, 11 décembre 2012 - 05:23 .

[Wickwrackscar]

It's time to obtain some SATISFACTION. Walk around and deliver your favorite ONE LINER "Ah yes, reapers" to every turian in the neighborhood. Make ample use of AIR QUOTES where appropriate.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Do you feel guilty now ScorpSt? XD I quoted it too, I guess. Poor Joker.

[Thomas Andresen]

I don't know why, but Traynor with a Widow was the funniest thing ever.

[Quething]

General Distress wrote...

It's time to obtain some SATISFACTION. Walk around and deliver your favorite ONE LINER "Ah yes, reapers" to every turian in the neighborhood. Make ample use of AIR QUOTES where appropriate.

[fainmaca]

Must...resist...urge... to pun....

Can't do it!

Find a friendly AWKWARDLY NON-BIRD-LIKE AVIAN PERSON and ask them to direct you to their local DISCOUNT CLOTHING STORE.

Once you have found the PRIMARK, wait for GARRUS, your SPACE-BRO, to show up and make PLOT happen.

[Abraham_uk]

Just to let you guys know.

Clint Johnson is back with his epic
Mock Effect.




Anyway, shameless advert now over. It's time to search for Garrus Vakarian.
But first James Vega insists on fighting a brute (that krogan/turian reaper hybrid thing) alone and unarmed.

This is the way that most Alliance Marines prove themselves to be badass, by beating up giant monsters more than twice their size with their bare hands.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 11 décembre 2012 - 05:50 .

[Ring1]

Deihjan wrote...

Yell angrily at the nearest BIRD-BRAIN that you need to talk to PRIMARCH FEDORA or WHATEVER HIS FACE IS.
Failing that, find the nearest dextro-pizza place and make a new FORD KICKASS, except this time, don't let anyone eat it.

[Volc19]

Go THATAWAY, towards THE PLOT, ignoring the DEADLY RADIATION. You learned from DOCTOR WHO that being on a planet full of HARMFUL SOLAR RADIATION only causes you to REPEAT WHAT OTHERS SAY, so you'll be FINE.

[Deihjan]

Volc19 wrote...

Go THATAWAY, towards THE PLOT, ignoring the DEADLY RADIATION. You learned from DOCTOR WHO that being on a planet full of HARMFUL SOLAR RADIATION only causes you to REPEAT WHAT OTHERS SAY, so you'll be FINE.

just remember that only TIME LORDS can concentrate radiation into their FANCY RED SHOES. Plus, you aren't on a MOON, so you can't be BAREFOOT. Being BAREFOOT on PALAVEN just doesn't sound as good.

[RevanPolo]

General Distress wrote...

It's time to obtain some SATISFACTION. Walk around and deliver your favorite ONE LINER "Ah yes, reapers" to every turian in the neighborhood. Make ample use of AIR QUOTES where appropriate.

[Sifr]

You equip a FEDORA, since one of the few things you do remember is that PRIMARCH FEDORIAN made it ILLEGAL for anyone to be on PALAVEN without one.

(Along with FEDORA-CARE, this policy caused quite a stir, with some more FOOLISH Turians decrying FEDORIAN and claiming that he was actually born on MENAE).

Take a moment to tell your squadmates to turn on their SHIELDS to keep out the DEADLY SPACE RADIATION. This is not because you care about their safety, but because ONLY YOU get to turn into THE HULK.

With your +5 SWAG FEDORA and the chance for COOL MUTATIONS later, you set off towards a large encampment of TURIANS milling about in the distance, noticing the massive explosions from that direction. You suspect it's either a COMMAND OUTPOST or particularly kickass END-OF-THE-WORLD PARTY?!

Hopefully BOTH.

Modifié par Sifr1449, 12 décembre 2012 - 02:56 .

[Wolfspawn]

Pop a RAD-X. MAKE SURE the CAMERA sees THE LOGO, while SAYING, "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite radiation poisoning prevention pill on the Citadel." Shameless PRODUCT PLACEMENT is +25 SWAG POINTS.

Modifié par bob_20000, 12 décembre 2012 - 01:21 .