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[Jon The Wizard]

Shoot the Reaper with your gun.

[EL_SiD679]

Sifr1449 wrote...

You equip a FEDORA, since one of the few things you do remember is that PRIMARCH FEDORIAN made it ILLEGAL for anyone to be on PALAVEN without one.

(Along with FEDORA-CARE, this policy caused quite a stir, with some more FOOLISH Turians decrying FEDORIAN and claiming that he was actually born on MENAE).

Take a moment to tell your squadmates to turn on their SHIELDS to keep out the DEADLY SPACE RADIATION. This is not because you care about their safety, but because ONLY YOU get to turn into THE HULK.

With your +5 SWAG FEDORA and the chance for COOL MUTATIONS later, you set off towards a large encampment of TURIANS milling about in the distance, noticing the massive explosions from that direction. You suspect it's either a COMMAND OUTPOST or particularly kickass END-OF-THE-WORLD PARTY?!

Hopefully BOTH.

[Abraham_uk]

Sifr1449 wrote...

You equip a FEDORA, since one of the few things you do remember is that PRIMARCH FEDORIAN made it ILLEGAL for anyone to be on PALAVEN without one.

(Along with FEDORA-CARE, this policy caused quite a stir, with some more FOOLISH Turians decrying FEDORIAN and claiming that he was actually born on MENAE).

Take a moment to tell your squadmates to turn on their SHIELDS to keep out the DEADLY SPACE RADIATION. This is not because you care about their safety, but because ONLY YOU get to turn into THE HULK.

With your +5 SWAG FEDORA and the chance for COOL MUTATIONS later, you set off towards a large encampment of TURIANS milling about in the distance, noticing the massive explosions from that direction. You suspect it's either a COMMAND OUTPOST or particularly kickass END-OF-THE-WORLD PARTY?!

Hopefully BOTH.

Wow.
Such random, bizzare creativity that came out of nowhere.
I cannot top this one. No this is way too out there.


I will fight tooth and claw to make sure this enters the next installment of the Paint Adventures.

Well I probably won't put much of a fight. Just this daft comment. But still! This suggestion ROCKS!



+ 1449 SWAG for Sifr!

[Highlord Fox]

bob_20000 wrote...

Pop a RAD-X. MAKE SURE the CAMERA sees THE LOGO, while SAYING, "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite radiation poisoning prevention pill on the Citadel." Shameless PRODUCT PLACEMENT is +25 SWAG POINTS.

[LtAdams2247 Origin]

A Turian tells you the Primarch is actually on Palaven's moon and that you just got sterilized for nothing. Seeing the bright side of everything you dispose of the "emergencies only" condom in your purse. No woman will ever tell you you got her pregnant ever again. Ever.

You tell Donnelly to beam you aboard. The Scottish engineer has no idea what you are talking about. Neither do you but the blurry shapes you started seeing 2 minutes ago told you to say that. You pass out from radiation poisoning but Liara saves you by merging her mind with yours. Actually she was just waiting for you to pass out to do that.

On the shuttle ride to the moon Liara tells you you got her pregnant. +5 SWAG -10000 credits/month.

[ScorpSt]

Forget what I said earlier. Do this:

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

A Turian tells you the Primarch is actually on Palaven's moon and that you just got sterilized for nothing. Seeing the bright side of everything you dispose of the "emergencies only" condom in your purse. No woman will ever tell you you got her pregnant ever again. Ever.

You tell Donnelly to beam you aboard. The Scottish engineer has no idea what you are talking about. Neither do you but the blurry shapes you started seeing 2 minutes ago told you to say that. You pass out from radiation poisoning but Liara saves you by merging her mind with yours. Actually she was just waiting for you to pass out to do that.

On the shuttle ride to the moon Liara tells you you got her pregnant. +5 SWAG -10000 credits/month.

[Tibbur]

ScorpSt wrote...

Forget what I said earlier. Do this:

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

A Turian tells you the Primarch is actually on Palaven's moon and that you just got sterilized for nothing. Seeing the bright side of everything you dispose of the "emergencies only" condom in your purse. No woman will ever tell you you got her pregnant ever again. Ever.

You tell Donnelly to beam you aboard. The Scottish engineer has no idea what you are talking about. Neither do you but the blurry shapes you started seeing 2 minutes ago told you to say that. You pass out from radiation poisoning but Liara saves you by merging her mind with yours. Actually she was just waiting for you to pass out to do that.

On the shuttle ride to the moon Liara tells you you got her pregnant. +5 SWAG -10000 credits/month.

this

[Constipator369]

Headbutt your team members and scream at them: "Why aren't you Krogan!?"

[TJLenz]

ScorpSt wrote...

Forget what I said earlier. Do this:

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

A Turian tells you the Primarch is actually on Palaven's moon and that you just got sterilized for nothing. Seeing the bright side of everything you dispose of the "emergencies only" condom in your purse. No woman will ever tell you you got her pregnant ever again. Ever.

You tell Donnelly to beam you aboard. The Scottish engineer has no idea what you are talking about. Neither do you but the blurry shapes you started seeing 2 minutes ago told you to say that. You pass out from radiation poisoning but Liara saves you by merging her mind with yours. Actually she was just waiting for you to pass out to do that.

On the shuttle ride to the moon Liara tells you you got her pregnant. +5 SWAG -10000 credits/month.

[Versus Omnibus]

General Distress wrote...

It's time to obtain some SATISFACTION. Walk around and deliver your favorite ONE LINER "Ah yes, reapers" to every turian in the neighborhood. Make ample use of AIR QUOTES where appropriate.

[MJpoland]

General Distress wrote...

It's time to obtain some SATISFACTION. Walk around and deliver your favorite ONE LINER "Ah yes, reapers" to every turian in the neighborhood. Make ample use of AIR QUOTES where appropriate.

[LtAdams2247 Origin]

Bump for justice. Or better, BUMP for JUSTICE.

[Canned Madness]

Sifr1449 wrote...

You equip a FEDORA, since one of the few things you do remember is that PRIMARCH FEDORIAN made it ILLEGAL for anyone to be on PALAVEN without one.

(Along with FEDORA-CARE, this policy caused quite a stir, with some more FOOLISH Turians decrying FEDORIAN and claiming that he was actually born on MENAE).

Take a moment to tell your squadmates to turn on their SHIELDS to keep out the DEADLY SPACE RADIATION. This is not because you care about their safety, but because ONLY YOU get to turn into THE HULK.

With your +5 SWAG FEDORA and the chance for COOL MUTATIONS later, you set off towards a large encampment of TURIANS milling about in the distance, noticing the massive explosions from that direction. You suspect it's either a COMMAND OUTPOST or particularly kickass END-OF-THE-WORLD PARTY?!

Hopefully BOTH.

[Lankist]

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

A Turian tells you the Primarch is actually on Palaven's moon and that you just got sterilized for nothing. Seeing the bright side of everything you dispose of the "emergencies only" condom in your purse. No woman will ever tell you you got her pregnant ever again. Ever.

You tell Donnelly to beam you aboard. The Scottish engineer has no idea what you are talking about. Neither do you but the blurry shapes you started seeing 2 minutes ago told you to say that. You pass out from radiation poisoning but Liara saves you by merging her mind with yours. Actually she was just waiting for you to pass out to do that.

On the shuttle ride to the moon Liara tells you you got her pregnant. +5 SWAG -10000 credits/month.

LtAdams2247 Origin wrote...

Liara tells you you got her pregnant.

Jon The Wizard wrote...

Shoot the Reaper with your gun.

That is an EXCELLENT SUGGESTION and not WEIRD at all.

Let's go with THAT SUGGESTION.

Besides, it'll give you a chance to explore the wonders of PALAVEN.

You've always wanted to spend some QUALITY TIME on PALAVEN.

Well, today, we're finally going to see lots and lots of PALAV-




PSYCH.

It's JOKER TIME.

You are now JOKER. You are currently in SICKBAY having suffered a BRUTAL ATTACK by your COMMANDING OFFICER which resulted in SEVEN FRACTURES in your ARM BONES.

ENGINEER DONNELLY said you look like BRUCE WILLIS. You almost took it as a compliment until you realized he was trying to reference SAMUEL L. JACKSON's character from the film UNBREAKABLE but forgot that BRUCE WILLIS was the one who was UNBREAKABLE.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 17 décembre 2012 - 03:08 .

[The Love Runner]

Have Joker give Engineer Donnelly a copy of The Last Airbender MOVIE as punishment.

Because Joker is angry like that.

Modifié par Galactic Runner, 17 décembre 2012 - 01:17 .

[Fingertrip]

CHAT UP with KURT RUSSEL and TALK about your DISABILITIES and make him INTERESTED in joining your mission to CONQU- SAVE the GALAXY.

[Bran Blackboon II]

Punch ENGINEER DONNELY with your GOOD HAND. It's not like you need HANDS to fly the ship.

[Deihjan]

LANKIST, I demand you log onto your TUMBLR and POST THIS. BECAUSE I CAN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH.

Make a SNARKY AND EXTREMELY DRY rebuttal at ENGINEER DONNELY, proceed with STEREOTYPICAL and/or slightly racist comments about DONNELY BEING A GINGER.

Return to your quasi-romance and flirt with EDI.

[Highlord Fox]

Deihjan wrote...

LANKIST, I demand you log onto your TUMBLR and POST THIS. BECAUSE I CAN'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH.

Make a SNARKY AND EXTREMELY DRY rebuttal at ENGINEER DONNELY, proceed with STEREOTYPICAL and/or slightly racist comments about DONNELY BEING A GINGER.

Return to your quasi-romance and flirt with EDI.

[Snoopy1955]

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Modifié par Snoopy1955, 18 décembre 2012 - 02:50 .

[LightVg]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

[Dark Satris]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

[Constipator369]

Dark Satris wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

[Yate]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Only take Cortez instead of Kaidan.

[Volc19]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of JENKINS, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

I fixed it for you.