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[Canned Madness]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

[Edolix]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

This suggestion is full of win.

[RevanPolo]

Yate wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Only take Cortez instead of Kaidan.

[TJLenz]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

[EL_SiD679]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Is it even legal to have a suggestion this awesome within Council space?? 

[Deihjan]

EL_SiD679 wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Is it even legal to have a suggestion this awesome within Council space?? 

As long as no one suggest KAIDAN takes any RED SAND to boost his AWESOME AND POWERFUL BIOTICS.
HINT. HINT. JOKER.

[Wickwrackscar]

Deihjan wrote...

EL_SiD679 wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

Is it even legal to have a suggestion this awesome within Council space?? 

As long as no one suggest KAIDAN takes any RED SAND to boost his AWESOME AND POWERFUL BIOTICS.
HINT. HINT. JOKER.

Not to be a downer here, but IIRC:







For the OBVIOUS BENEFITS, take CHAKWAS and a backpack full of MEDIGEL with you instead. Even better: Have EVERYONE in your squad carry a backpack full of medigel. Just in case.

Modifié par General Distress, 19 décembre 2012 - 11:08 .

[Wolfspawn]

Go TALK to the HOT ROBOT CHICK who was originally A ROBOTIC TALKING VAGINA. YOU could TALK to her about... YOU KNOW... ROBOT stuff...

And how YOU were BORN with a DISEASE that makes YOUR BONES made out of PAPER. SHE never SAW IT, but IT gave YOU... POWERS... YOU COULD SEE DEAD PEOPLE... LIKE BRUCE WILLIS, for EXAMPLE...

YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE...

And now... YOU'VE SOLVED IT! YES!

Now YOU...!

ME?!

Yes, YOU, THE CHOSEN ONE, just DISCOVERED the SECRET to DESTROYING THE SPACE SQUIDS, all by LOOKING at THIN AIR.

SHEPARD is not the one that is DESTINED to save the GALAXY! Rather, it is YOU. YOU MUST SLAY...

A DRAGON made of SPARE GETH PARTS and some DUCT TAPE... which... obviously... IN TURN... will slay the SPACE SQUIDS. It's ALL so clear NOW. But you can't TELL anybody TILL it's DONE. Then COMMANDER SHEPARD will be your...

RANNOCH TIME.

HIJACK the SHIP and HEAD to a BIG, HUGE THINGAMAJIGGER TO get... the DUCT TAPE.

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I may have tried too hard. In fact, I probably did. But what the hell! Tried my best.

[Yate]

Having fragile BONES is really a PAIN.

If only there was some way to get a stronger SKELETON...

Maybe if SOMEONE had a SKELETON they did not need anymore, you could take their SKELETON and have CHAKWAS replace your own with it...

I WONDER where you could find such a nice SKELETON...

[Snoopy1955]

General Distress wrote...

For the OBVIOUS BENEFITS, take CHAKWAS and a backpack full of MEDIGEL with you instead. Even better: Have EVERYONE in your squad carry a backpack full of medigel. Just in case.

One of our crew members who still goes on adventures is LITTERALLY a skeleton on a stand. KAIDEN's condition is markedly better than that. Lets go SPRING HIM from the HOSPITAL post haste to fill out our team.

Then again, tue DOCTOR does make a better SECOND SQUADMATE entry han KAIDEN would. With her skills to treat BROKEN BONES, and, you know, other NON-BONE related injuries she could probably be very useful. You're right. Breaking KAIDEN out of the HOSPITAL will have to wait for another time.

Modifié par Snoopy1955, 20 décembre 2012 - 02:19 .

[zorktroid]

Yate wrote...

Having fragile BONES is really a PAIN.

If only there was some way to get a stronger SKELETON...

Maybe if SOMEONE had a SKELETON they did not need anymore, you could take their SKELETON and have CHAKWAS replace your own with it...

I WONDER where you could find such a nice SKELETON...

I know the implication leads to JENKINS, but there's another SQUADMATE who has RECENTLY proven that he DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS SKELETON as much as you would...and is a WORSE CONVERSATIONALIST.

psst it's kaiden

Modifié par zorktroid, 20 décembre 2012 - 12:03 .

[Yate]

but he's still on the Citadel...

[Deihjan]

Yate wrote...

but he's still on the Citadel...

Who knows?
Maybe he finally mastered biotic flight?

[Dark Satris]

Deihjan wrote...

Yate wrote...

but he's still on the Citadel...

Who knows?
Maybe he finally mastered biotic flight?

 oh god that is creepy...

[N7 Shadow 90]

Deihjan wrote...

Yate wrote...

but he's still on the Citadel...

Who knows?
Maybe he finally mastered biotic flight?

[Deihjan]

Dark Satris wrote...

 oh god that is creepy...

You can thank some of the Kaidan Alenko fans from Tumblr for that. I, personally, find it glorious and ridiculous.

Lankiiiist, are you deaaaad? Please don't be dead.
did the apocalypse hit you? D:

[EL_SiD679]

*Bump*

[Wolfspawn]

[Snoopy1955]

Now, now. Remember, it is the holiday season, and just because we are using this board as a way to not talk to our families doesn't mean that everyone is ready to do that.

Besides, if you rush him at this point what we'll end up with is JOKER and the REST OF THE CREW who aren't on PALAVEN decide to celebrate SPACEMASS and maybe SPACE SANTA shows up to give JOKER some BONES that don't BREAK so easily. SPOILER ALERT, is that SHEPARD is actually SPACE SANTA, and the BONES are actually JENKINS, so they don't help at all.

[Yate]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Now, now. Remember, it is the holiday season, and just because we are using this board as a way to not talk to our families doesn't mean that everyone is ready to do that.

Besides, if you rush him at this point what we'll end up with is JOKER and the REST OF THE CREW who aren't on PALAVEN decide to celebrate SPACEMASS and maybe SPACE SANTA shows up to give JOKER some BONES that don't BREAK so easily. SPOILER ALERT, is that SHEPARD is actually SPACE SANTA, and the BONES are actually JENKINS, so they don't help at all.

and this is bad how?

[Abraham_uk]

Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas!


Oh please could BSN do something amazing for the 100th page. This is page 89 and page 100 is fast approaching.

[Deihjan]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Now, now. Remember, it is the holiday season, and just because we are using this board as a way to not talk to our families doesn't mean that everyone is ready to do that.

Besides, if you rush him at this point what we'll end up with is JOKER and the REST OF THE CREW who aren't on PALAVEN decide to celebrate SPACEMASS and maybe SPACE SANTA shows up to give JOKER some BONES that don't BREAK so easily. SPOILER ALERT, is that SHEPARD is actually SPACE SANTA, and the BONES are actually JENKINS, so they don't help at all.

this is my favourite post on the christmas citadel.

[Lankist]

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[Dark Satris]

Deihjan wrote...

Lankiiiist, are you deaaaad? Please don't be dead.
did the apocalypse hit you? D:

apparently not

[Abraham_uk]

Lankist wrote...

words words words holiday travel sentences sentences sentences heavy-handed criticism of mass consumerism grammar grammar grammar back wednesday happy non-denominational space holiday

Dear Lankist

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!


No not a comedy suggestion this time but a nice little thought.
If it doesn't snow where you are, at least you have pictures of snow to look at à la Google.
Which sadly pales compared to the real thing.


In the UK we're getting loads of rain instead! Yay!



Merry Christmas and thank you for all the awesome installments to Mass Effect Paint Adventures!


Sincerely

Abraham_uk