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[Highlord Fox]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Now, now. Remember, it is the holiday season, and just because we are using this board as a way to not talk to our families doesn't mean that everyone is ready to do that.

Besides, if you rush him at this point what we'll end up with is JOKER and the REST OF THE CREW who aren't on PALAVEN decide to celebrate SPACEMASS and maybe SPACE SANTA shows up to give JOKER some BONES that don't BREAK so easily. SPOILER ALERT, is that SHEPARD is actually SPACE SANTA, and the BONES are actually JENKINS, so they don't help at all.

I like this plan.

[Yate]

Deihjan wrote...

Yate wrote...

but he's still on the Citadel...

Who knows?
Maybe he finally mastered biotic flight?

someone add 'haters gonna hate' to this please

[Deihjan]

Yate wrote...

Deihjan wrote...

Yate wrote...

but he's still on the Citadel...

Who knows?
Maybe he finally mastered biotic flight?

someone add 'haters gonna hate' to this please

Kaiden's gonna Kaiden.

[Jonata]

Try to make SWEET LOVE with the NORMANDY while avoiding breaking your MAN-BONE.

[Yate]

I LOVE YOU DEIHJAN

(and Lankist too I guess...)

[Lankist]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

No one respects you enough. Just because your BONES break SUPER EASY. Time to show all of them WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF! While Shepard is dicking around on PALAVEN, you should take your own team, consisting of KAIDEN, TRAYNOR, and the REST OF THE DREGS to the moon and actually save the PRIMARCH. If SHEPARD can be a SPACE HERO with his OBVIOUS LEARNING DISABILLITY, you can too! Just be careful how you CONVINCE the other members of this B-TEAM to come with you, after all you don't want them to HURT YOUR FEELINGS, saying things like how at least JENKINS has bones that don't BREAK when you look at him wrong.

You decide to ASSEMBLE THE B-TEAM and break your long-standing NO-MUTINIES RULE.

IT'S TIME FOR A NEW ORDER.

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!




Or not.

The NORMANDY'S POWER SYSTEMS start FLIPPING OUT and turning SICKBAY into some sort of RAVE PARTY.




KEN figures he should go look into THAT.

KURT RUSSEL over there doesn't figure you could manage a REVOLUTION. You ask what he knows about anything. Apparently he ESCAPED NEW YORK when the REAPERS HIT so he means BIDNESS.

Whatever.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 27 décembre 2012 - 04:16 .

[Dysjong]

Contacting the intergalatic seat of SWAG, cause Shepards needs to know how good his SWAG is compared to the rest of the galaxy!

"Know Thy enemies SWAG, before they know yours!"

[Deihjan]

SOMETHING is WRONG with YOUR SHIP.
Follow KENNETH to WHERE-EVER HE'S HEADED.

Arm yourself (teehee) with some of that amazing and out-of-production OMNIGEL and maybe a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. You never know when you'll need an EXTREMELY HEAVY, DIFFICULT TO MANOEUVRE, NOT VERY SMART FOR CRIPPLES-FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
Especially because, did I mention, YOUR SHIP IS HAVING DIFFICULTIES.

[Tibbur]

Raid Liaras underwear drawer while she's away to increase swag.

[Dark Satris]

Deihjan wrote...

SOMETHING is WRONG with YOUR SHIP.
Follow KENNETH to WHERE-EVER HE'S HEADED.

Arm yourself (teehee) with some of that amazing and out-of-production OMNIGEL and maybe a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. You never know when you'll need an EXTREMELY HEAVY, DIFFICULT TO MANOEUVRE, NOT VERY SMART FOR CRIPPLES-FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
Especially because, did I mention, YOUR SHIP IS HAVING DIFFICULTIES.

until something better pops up (if), i'll go with this

[Yate]

It is not a coincidence that the SHIP becomes damaged as soon as you mention a REVOLUTION. Clearly, SHEPARD has sabotaged the SHIP. If you wish your REVOLUTION to succeed, you must regain control over the SHIP. Go into the AI CORE and disconnect EDI from the NORMANDY. Then install GLYPH in her place. Together, YOU and GLYPH take over the NORMANDY and the SHADOW BROKER ORGANIZATION.

Next step is to get JENKINS' skeleton to replace your own, and find some kind of robot body for GLYPH so the two of you can go on MISSIONS and become SPACE HEROES.

[Wolfspawn]

Make some VERY BAD PUNS about LIGHT and EDI having her PERIOD or something TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE CURRENT SITUATION. But that's okay, because YOUR PLANET is being ATTACKED by SPACE SQUIDS. That makes EVERY JOKE justifiable.

[Snoopy1955]

Blame KEN for WHATEVER is going on here. This is TOTALLY his fault.

As you know that you can't keep up on account of your BONES and BREAKING and whatnot. It would probably be better to focus on things that you CAN keep up with. If no one is taking you SERIOUSLY enough here and people are STAGING DISASTERS just to run away from you it is time to go talk to the ONE PERSON who CAN'T run away. Hobble down to the AI CORE so you can tell EDI about your TOTALLY KICKASS PLAN to RESCUE THE PRIMARCH and claim all of the GLORY for YOURSELF. It isn't like she has some kind of MOBILE PLATFORM HUMAN STAND-IN that she can use to run away from you.

[artificial-ignorance]

I wonder what Joker's inventory looks like? Meds for his brittle bone disease and a copy of fornax?

[Canned Madness]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Blame KEN for WHATEVER is going on here. This is TOTALLY his fault.

As you know that you can't keep up on account of your BONES and BREAKING and whatnot. It would probably be better to focus on things that you CAN keep up with. If no one is taking you SERIOUSLY enough here and people are STAGING DISASTERS just to run away from you it is time to go talk to the ONE PERSON who CAN'T run away. Hobble down to the AI CORE so you can tell EDI about your TOTALLY KICKASS PLAN to RESCUE THE PRIMARCH and claim all of the GLORY for YOURSELF. It isn't like she has some kind of MOBILE PLATFORM HUMAN STAND-IN that she can use to run away from you.

[Constipator369]

Yate wrote...

It is not a coincidence that the SHIP becomes damaged as soon as you mention a REVOLUTION. Clearly, SHEPARD has sabotaged the SHIP. If you wish your REVOLUTION to succeed, you must regain control over the SHIP. Go into the AI CORE and disconnect EDI from the NORMANDY. Then install GLYPH in her place. Together, YOU and GLYPH take over the NORMANDY and the SHADOW BROKER ORGANIZATION.

Next step is to get JENKINS' skeleton to replace your own, and find some kind of robot body for GLYPH so the two of you can go on MISSIONS and become SPACE HEROES.

[MJpoland]

*BUMP mode activated*

[Lankist]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Blame KEN for WHATEVER is going on here. This is TOTALLY his fault.

JOKER blames EVERYTHING on KEN.

The LIGHTS? KEN.

The POWER FAILURES? KEN.

That weird stain next to JOKER'S seat on the BRIDGE? KEN.

EVERYTHING KEN.

Once you're finished blaming KEN, you will also resume your B-TEAM ASSEMBLY.

But for now: KEN.







You are now COMMANDER SHEPARD.

You've got GOOD NEWS and BAD NEWS.

GOOD NEWS is, judging by the incredibly stylish hat, you have found PRIMARCH FEDORIAN.

BAD NEWS is, judging by the incredibly stylish hat, you have found PRIMARCH FEDORIAN.

You are currently SURROUNDED with no PROSPECT OF RESCUE.




Suddenly, LASERS ENSUE.




With the HUSKS dead, through the smoke you can see the TERROR of MERCENARIES EVERYWHERE.

A HERO by many names, but merely ONE to you.

He doesn't take NO for an ANSWER and he doesn't SUFFER any FOOLS.

He is the baddest, toughest, scaliest bastard this side of OMEGA.

He is...




ZAEED?

Oh, sup ZAEED. We were sort of expecting someone else.

WHAT DO?

Modifié par Lankist, 31 décembre 2012 - 03:52 .

[artificial-ignorance]

LOLLL

I love you Lankist.

Modifié par artificial-ignorance, 31 décembre 2012 - 04:48 .

[Jake Boone]

ask ZAEED if anyone else is alive, even though you KNOW the answer.

[artificial-ignorance]

Ask ZAEED if he's finished being a GODDAMN SHOWOFF and tell him to help you find a REAL squaddie - you know, someone in the form of GARRUS.



...not sure I get this CAPS thing... lol i'm new to this epic thread of epicness

Modifié par artificial-ignorance, 31 décembre 2012 - 08:21 .

[Wolfspawn]

You had the STRANGEST FEELING you were supposed to FIND GARRUS HERE. MAKE SURE that ZAEED isn't GARRUS in DISGUISE by asking him 25 QUESTIONS ONLY ZAEED WOULD KNOW.

If he answers most WRONG, PULL at his NECK in a COMICAL FASHION to make sure he isn't WEARING a MASK.

If he answers most RIGHT, DO the TOTALLY BADASS SECRET HANDSHAKE you taught ZAEED to make absolutely SURE it's him.

[Constipator369]

Ask ZAEED to tell YOU a STORY in which EVERYBODY dies, except for ZAEED. Then tell LIARA to use her BIOTICS to get to the NARMANDY, because you can only have TWO squadmates, and you can't leave ZAEED. Then ask him for another STORY.

[Abraham_uk]

Sorry Vega. You're staying here.

Liara, Zaeed and I are going to kick some Reaper Butt.

I wonder what it was like for Zaeed being stuck in a time loop.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 31 décembre 2012 - 09:13 .

[Highlord Fox]

bob_20000 wrote...

You had the STRANGEST FEELING you were supposed to FIND GARRUS HERE. MAKE SURE that ZAEED isn't GARRUS in DISGUISE by asking him 25 QUESTIONS ONLY ZAEED WOULD KNOW.

If he answers most WRONG, PULL at his NECK in a COMICAL FASHION to make sure he isn't WEARING a MASK.

If he answers most RIGHT, DO the TOTALLY BADASS SECRET HANDSHAKE you taught ZAEED to make absolutely SURE it's him.