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[Deihjan]

Zaeed Massani, the manliest man on Palaven.
Heck....yes
Best birthday present I could've asked for next after Dishonored and The Divine Comedy.
I love you, Lankist.

[Gemini Freak]

BREAK the SQUAD RULES and PERSUADE ZAEED to JOIN your SWAG-TASTIC SQUAD.

That way, you can TAKE three SQUADDIES with you. After all, you only need LIARA for the SWAG-TASTIC PSYCHIC POWERS.

[Abraham_uk]

Deihjan wrote...

Zaeed Massani, the manliest man on Palaven.
Heck....yes
Best birthday present I could've asked for next after Dishonored and The Divine Comedy.
I love you, Lankist.

I think Zaeed Massani is far to "Badass" to be refeered to as a "man".
Zaeed is definitely something else.

[Tosh_Ts]

Ask Zaeed to tell another story of how he was the only one who survived going to the ice cream store, and while distracted, steal his Jessie.

[Canned Madness]

Take the INCREDIBLY STYLISH hat to increase swag and stylish-ness.

[Lankist]

bob_20000 wrote...

MAKE SURE that ZAEED isn't GARRUS in DISGUISE by asking him 25 QUESTIONS ONLY ZAEED WOULD KNOW.

You decide to test if this really ZAEED.

ZAEED says this is a GODDAMN WASTE OF TIME.




AHA!

ZAEED doesn't say "GODDAMN" he says "GUDDAM" like an ornery, old, vaguely Australian WILDERNESS MAN.

IMPOSTER.



Or it's just ZAEED.

You ask ZAEED why ZAEED is wearing a ZAEED MASK.

ZAEED says something about KEEPING HIS YOUTHFUL COMPLEXION and then explains that the ZAEED MASK makes it difficult to ANNUNCIATE.




HMM...

Tosh_Ts wrote...

Ask Zaeed to tell another story

You ASK ZAEED to tell you a GUDDAM STORY.

ZAEED says that this TAKES HIM BACK.

ZAEED uses his SPECIAL ABILITY: REMINISCENCE.




ZAEED inadvertantly REMINISCED so hard that he is now stuck in a STUPID GUDDAM TIME LOOP, which incidently TAKES HIM BACK to that other time he was stuck in a STUPID GUDDAM TIME LOOP.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 03 janvier 2013 - 11:09 .

[Billea]

Do the TIME WARP. It's the only way to get out of the STUPID GUDDAM TIME LOOP.

[artificial-ignorance]

LOLL Shepard put on Zaeed's face

[The Love Runner]

Have Zaeed change Shepard's past OR have Zaeed be stuck in the past and reveal that he is Shepard's father because he was intimate with Hannah Shepard.

[Guywhoiam]

artificial-ignorance wrote...

LOLL Shepard put on Zaeed's face

[Snoopy1955]

As ZAEED appears to be travelling the FRAGILE WEB OF TIME he should probably do SOMETHING to help out that JENKINS guy. If nothing else, this SUBTLE CHANGE to history will reduce the number of FLESHLESS SKELETONS hanging around on the NORMANDY.

While that does seem like an exciting and interesting story, it also sounds like it would be a lot of DRAWING for a very little PAYOFF, so we should probably follow a different story while we are dong that. Maybe we peek in on JOKER and his quest to form a group of B-TEAM ADVENTURERS, by following all of the ACTION as fast as his BRITTLE BONES can take him.

We could also follow SHEPARD and his crew of A-TEAM ADVENTURERS, who, now that you mention it, haven't seen GARRUS in this set of adventures. As finding FEDORIAN seems to be a BIT OF A BUST now, and ZAEED is LOST IN TIME, it would be a bit of a waste of an OFF-SHIP MISSION if we didn't come away from it with SOMETHING. Use your ONE-LINER SKILL to make a quick quip about how we don't HAVE TIME to save ZAEED...because he is stuck in a TIME LOOP, get it. This will almost definitely go over the heads of your COMPANIONS. What do they know about jokes?

Modifié par Snoopy1955, 04 janvier 2013 - 03:48 .

[Lankist]

Galactic Runner wrote...

Have Zaeed change Shepard's past.

You decide to MESS with HISTORY, because why the hell not?

You SQUINT REALLY HARD and make that TIME TRAVELING FACE you saw on TV.




Okay, so evidently you have REMINISCED yourself into an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

What do?

[Kezzup]

Ask who died. SOMEONE had to have died.

[Wolfspawn]

FIND OUT if SHEPARD is a FEMALE or a CROSSDRESSER in this ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

[IamDanThaMan]

Find out if Shepard is a Boring Soldier in this universe or if she is something awesome like a Vanguard or an infiltrator.

[Abraham_uk]

IamDanThaMan wrote...

Find out if Shepard is a Boring Soldier in this universe or if she is something awesome like a Vanguard or an infiltrator.

Female = Awesome
Any class that isn't soldier = Awesome

I'm beginning to like this universe.



You know, if Zaeed can change the past with his mind, is he basically a manly version of Aston Kutcher from Butterfly Effect?

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 04 janvier 2013 - 10:32 .

[Snoopy1955]

Take FEDORIAN'S HAT. It seems pike the kind of item that would have an incredibly high SWAG VALUE associated with it. Regardless of what else you plan to do, SWAG POINTS aren't something that you just leave lying around, especially when you're a BADASS of such a HIGH CALIBRE.

[Abraham_uk]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take FEDORIAN'S HAT. It seems pike the kind of item that would have an incredibly high SWAG VALUE associated with it. Regardless of what else you plan to do, SWAG POINTS aren't something that you just leave lying around, especially when you're a BADASS of such a HIGH CALIBRE.

Does Lankist's Female Shepard care about SWAG?
I know Lankist's Male Shepard does!

[Tibbur]

Take the hat and zeead mask. Jenkins will love the mask as a gift.

[N7 Shadow 90]

Ask Zaeed if you can test your heavy melee on him to see what class you are.
Also, see how high your paragon and renegade scores are, by trying to persuade or intimidate Zaeed.

[Abraham_uk]

Keep up the good work.

We have some funny suggestions here.

[Volc19]

Have Shepard REMOVE THE DRAG.

This is a COMBAT SITUATION. I don't care if he ENJOYS DRESSING AS A LADY.

Send LIARA back to the NORMANDY with your discarded FAKE LADY PARTS so she can SMELL THEM or WHATEVER SHE DOES IN HER SPARE TIME.

[Constipator369]

Ask ZAEED to tell YOU yet ANOTHERa STORY in which EVERYBODY dies, except for ZAEED. Then tell LIARA to use her BIOTICS to get to the NORMANDY, because for no REASON you can only have TWO squadmates, and you can't leave ZAEED. Then ask him for YET another STORY.

[Snoopy1955]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take FEDORIAN'S HAT. It seems pike the kind of item that would have an incredibly high SWAG VALUE associated with it. Regardless of what else you plan to do, SWAG POINTS aren't something that you just leave lying around, especially when you're a BADASS of such a HIGH CALIBRE.

Does Lankist's Female Shepard care about SWAG?
I know Lankist's Male Shepard does!

I thought the story was still progressing from ZAEED'S point of view. I'm not sure about FEM-SHEP, but ZAEED should equip the BADASS hat of one PRIMARCH FEDORIAN.

[Fingertrip]

Ask SHEPARD why he isnt in the KITCHEN