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[Deihjan]

Attempt to do a VANGUARD ONLY MOVE - a CHARGE.
CHARGE the nearest REAPER HUSK, like the BADASSFULLY INTERGALACTIC SAVIOUR you are.

[N172]

IamDanThaMan wrote...

Find out if Shepard is a Boring Soldier in this universe or if she is something awesome like a Vanguard or an infiltrator.

She is a Vanguard, only Vanguards move like that.

[Abraham_uk]

N172 wrote...

IamDanThaMan wrote...

Find out if Shepard is a Boring Soldier in this universe or if she is something awesome like a Vanguard or an infiltrator.

She is a Vanguard, only Vanguards move like that.

The thing is, Shepard would never use a gun ever again.


She'd charge/nova spam her way to the end of the game in record time.
Make Shepard a vanguard and this thread would end two pages later.

[justafan]

Abraham_uk wrote...

The thing is, Shepard would never use a gun ever again.


She'd charge/nova spam her way to the end of the game in record time.
Make Shepard a vanguard and this thread would end two pages later.

The amount of times HARBINGER has insulted you is TOO D*** HIGH!  VANGUARD CHARGE across the Galaxy and hit him with a NOVA so powerful it makes ALDERAAN look like a FIRECRACKER!

Modifié par justafan, 05 janvier 2013 - 09:22 .

[Highlord Fox]

Volc19 wrote...

Have Shepard REMOVE THE DRAG.

This is a COMBAT SITUATION. I don't care if he ENJOYS DRESSING AS A LADY.

Send LIARA back to the NORMANDY with your discarded FAKE LADY PARTS so she can SMELL THEM or WHATEVER SHE DOES IN HER SPARE TIME.

[EL_SiD679]

Tibbur wrote...

Take the hat and zeead mask. Jenkins will love the mask as a gift.

[Versus Omnibus]

This time looping power seems pretty useful; have Zaeed time loop back to when the Citadel Council ruled out the Reapers existence. Once there, grab all of the councilors and time loop back to the present. Once they see the destruction caused by the Reapers Shepard points to them while saying: "I told you so! I told you so!"

[Snoopy1955]

Fingertrip wrote...

Ask SHEPARD why he isnt in the KITCHEN

[Lankist]

Volc19 wrote...

Have Shepard REMOVE THE DRAG.

bob_20000 wrote...

FIND OUT if SHEPARD is a FEMALE or a CROSSDRESSER in this ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

???

Fingertrip wrote...

Ask SHEPARD why he isnt in the KITCHEN

OH HELL NO.

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Ask Zaeed if you can test your heavy melee on him to see what class you are.

ZAEED asks SHEPARD if she can do the MELEE THING to see what CLA-

Is-...

Is that a HAMMER?




WELP. She KICKED you OUT of that UNIVERSE, evidently.

Looks like you really BLEW YOUR CHANCES with the whole FEMALE SHEPARD thing.







You are now in the CRAPPY UNIVERSE.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 07 janvier 2013 - 06:34 .

[Kezzup]

See if there is a better animator somewhere in this universe.

[EL_SiD679]

Lankist wrote...

WELP. She KICKED you OUT of that UNIVERSE, evidently.

Looks like you really BLEW YOUR CHANCES with the whole FEMALE SHEPARD thing.

Damnit! There was still comedic potential in that universe... 

[Quackjack]

Just ****ing shoot him.

Wait whats going on.

[ZeCollectorDestroya]

Take a dump and set it on fire.

I don't even know what this is and how I got here.

[MrStoob]

They all have troll type faces... are you implying something Mr Lankist? 

Edit: Damn, we should have contacted the Normandy to see if Kaiden had suddenly become Ashley.  You fools!  What have you done?!  FemShep, gone!  Nooooooo....

Anyway.... we best find out if Reapers are actually in this universe.  If not, job's a good'un.  If so, as you were.

Modifié par MrStoob, 07 janvier 2013 - 01:25 .

[Wolfspawn]

If this is truly a CRAPPY UNIVERSE, there must be CRAPPY GRAMMAR and CRAPPY HUMOR.

SAY "Toilets make me go nom-noms." In this CRAPPY UNIVERSE, that must be enough to carry on A GOOD COMEDIC PARODY.

[Constipator369]

With CRAPPY UNIVERSE comes CRAPPY ENGLISH. Start quoting the BIBLE with a mixed JAPANESE-IRISH accent. Then grab a BAYONET in your mouth, because you have NO HANDS!

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Constipator369, 07 janvier 2013 - 04:09 .

[N7 Shadow 90]

Ooooppps. Sorry guys. I seem to have got us into the crappy universe.

Modifié par N7 Shadow 90, 07 janvier 2013 - 04:23 .

[Dark Satris]

You must now find GARRUS VAKARIAN. Only He has the COMPLETE AWESOMENESS to still look NORMAL in the CRAPPY UNIVERSE, and to send you back into the FEMSHEP UNIVERSE.

Modifié par Dark Satris, 07 janvier 2013 - 04:44 .

[Fingertrip]

Start immediately looking for CRAPPY CHARACTERS in the CRAPPY UNIVERSE that knows the WAY out. One HINT suggests that JACOB TYLER knows how to escape this hell-hole.

[Volc19]

Take some of those STICKS floating above you and use them as WEAPONS.

With such POOR PICTURE QUALITY those sticks could be ANYTHING. They could be SWORDS or HARPOONS or SOME OTHER THIRD THING.

[Conro101]

>Locate the previous THREAD, it's gotta be lying around here somewhere.

[MrStoob]

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Ooooppps. Sorry guys. I seem to have got us into the crappy universe.

TBH I think the less than modern-thinking suggestions about women got us here... femShep just got so pissed by those comments she used your hammer.  

Although, LIARA looks a lot happier in CRAPPY UNIVERSE.

Modifié par MrStoob, 07 janvier 2013 - 09:25 .

[N7 Shadow 90]

MrStoob wrote...

N7 Shadow 90 wrote...

Ooooppps. Sorry guys. I seem to have got us into the crappy universe.

TBH I think the less than modern-thinking suggestions about women got us here... femShep just got so pissed by those comments she used your hammer.  

Although, LIARA looks a lot happier in CRAPPY UNIVERSE.

Ah, well. I feel a bit less guilty now.  I also think that everybody looks a lot happier now, TBH. Espesially Liara though!

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard hits Zaeed in the head  with a hammer for taking him and his crew to the crappy universe.

They end up in a universe where MC Hammer controls the Reapers!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 07 janvier 2013 - 09:31 .

[N7Infernox]

Temporarily IGNORE the CRAP-TASTC WORLD.
Ask Shepard if he feels weird by any chance.