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[Quackjack]

Shepard decides to put on a top hat and grow a beard to help think

[Snoopy1955]

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

[Wolfspawn]

Wha-- what the hell WERE YOU DOING? You forgot, what with all the REMINISCING AND SUCH.

KILL THE REAPERS, you guess? Maybe you can... SHOOT AT THEM? That could work.

[Dark Satris]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

[Abraham_uk]

Does anyone know where that Normandy video game is?

You know the one Lankist was playing for ages.
I want to play too.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 13 janvier 2013 - 11:51 .

[Tosh_Ts]

Abraham_uk wrote...

Does anyone know where that Normandy video game is?

You know the one Lankist was playing for ages.

I want to play too.

*SNIP*

That game is called FTL.

http://www.ftlgame.com/

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 13 janvier 2013 - 12:36 .

[Tosh_Ts]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

Also, since the Primarch's dead, take his body so Jenkins might have some company.
Go back to the Normandy and go on to the next mission.

[Volc19]

Find out the logistics of turning Liara into a swarm of bees. Anything is better than what we have.

Actually, that sounds like work. Make Liara find out the logistics of turning Liara into a swarm of bees, send her back to the Normandy to sort out her species issue.

[Deihjan]

A swarm of bees is much better than Liara.
Especially Shadow Broker Liara.
Something seems to have gone terribly terribly wrong ever since you let Liara take over the Shadow Broker base.

TIME TO MESS WITH TIME. Go back in time to before you went to Hagalaz and UNDO KILLING THE YAHG.

[Karimloo]

With all said, Shepard's Toenail rockets propel him into the Normandy with the force of a thousand suns Although Joker was not near the devastating and unnessecary hull breach, his fingers break.

[LT123]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

[Highlord Fox]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

Fidn GARRUS and give him the hat, making him the NEW PRIMACH. PRIMARCH SCARFACE will lead the METALBIRDS I mean TURIANS in the war.

[Tov01]

Highlord Fox wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

Fidn GARRUS and give him the hat, making him the NEW PRIMACH. PRIMARCH SCARFACE will lead the METALBIRDS I mean TURIANS in the war.

This!

[Abraham_uk]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

+1

[pmac_tk421]

Highlord Fox wrote...

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Take the PRIMARCH'S HAT. It could have a SWAG value, and even if it doesn't, it has a place in your CABIN as a TROPHY.

Also, you know all those DEAD REAPERS that ZAEED shot? Take CREDIT for that. You did that. You did ALL of that. ZAEED has been jumping between UNIVERSES, so he can't PROVE that you wrong.

Fidn GARRUS and give him the hat, making him the NEW PRIMACH. PRIMARCH SCARFACE will lead the METALBIRDS I mean TURIANS in the war.

Then use Zaeed to create another time paradox so you can get a second Garrus who can be in your squad.

[Terrapin]

DESTROY the reaper forces threatening MENAE with your PLOT DEVICE then ADVANCE THE PLOT

[Terrapin]

On the way to your next ADVENTURE, stop by ontarom and recruit the SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW. Send it to STEAL the ILLUSIVE MANS PANTS.

Because Shepard's the only one that wears the pants in THIS galaxy

[Deihjan]

Terrapin wrote...

On the way to your next ADVENTURE, stop by ontarom and recruit the SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW. Send it to STEAL the ILLUSIVE MANS PANTS.

Because Shepard's the only one that wears the pants in THIS galaxy

Grabby-hands the space cow.
oh god..
the horror.

[Snoopy1955]

Terrapin wrote...

On the way to your next ADVENTURE, stop by ontarom and recruit the SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW. Send it to STEAL the ILLUSIVE MANS PANTS.

Because Shepard's the only one that wears the pants in THIS galaxy

Also, don't forget to hit up DUTY-FREE on your way back to the NORMANDY. Just because you are on an ADVENTURE is no reason to not SNEAK some TURRIAN ALCOHOL through the now REAPER CONTROLLED CUSTOMS CHECKPOINT.

[earlmobile]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Terrapin wrote...

On the way to your next ADVENTURE, stop by ontarom and recruit the SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW. Send it to STEAL the ILLUSIVE MANS PANTS.

Because Shepard's the only one that wears the pants in THIS galaxy

Also, don't forget to hit up DUTY-FREE on your way back to the NORMANDY. Just because you are on an ADVENTURE is no reason to not SNEAK some TURRIAN ALCOHOL through the now REAPER CONTROLLED CUSTOMS CHECKPOINT.

And if the REAPERS at the CUSTOMS CHECKPOINT get suspicious, try to CONVINCE them that you're GETH IN DISGUISE. Also, put the ZAEED MASK back on.

[Terrapin]

earlmobile wrote...



And if the REAPERS at the CUSTOMS CHECKPOINT get suspicious, try to CONVINCE them that you're GETH IN DISGUISE.A Reserves Pack.   Also, put the ZAEED MASK back on.

[Yate]

You were sent to get FEDORIAN. Death is no excuse for not fulfilling your mission. Drag FEDORIAN'S BODY back to the ship. ZAEED can come along too if he promises not to use his time-****ing POWER unless it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. You should look for your friend GARRUS while you're here. Look a HUGE PILE of dead reaper troops. He'll be there.

[Abraham_uk]

Tosh_Ts wrote...

Abraham_uk wrote...

Does anyone know where that Normandy video game is?

You know the one Lankist was playing for ages.

I want to play too.

*SNIP*

That game is called FTL.

http://www.ftlgame.com/

Thanks buddy. I'll give it a try.

No. Lankist, Tosh_T and I were not paid to promote this game...

[Wolfspawn]

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[Terrapin]

The SHIFTY LOOKING SPACE COW must STEAL the ILLUSIVE MAN'S PANTS!!