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[Highlord Fox]

Deihjan wrote...

Zombie Inc 91 wrote...

You notice the SHADOWY FIGURE in the background behind the PRIMARCH: clearly an INDOCTRINATED ASSASSIN. You'll stop him and save VICTUS by throwing your newly acquired DOPE-ASS HAT at the killer, like THAT SHORT GUY from the OLD SPY VID you watched as your spectre training.

You'll stop him and save VICTUS by throwing your newly acquired
DOPE-ASS HAT at the killer, like THAT SHORT GUY from the OLD SPY VID you
watched as your spectre training.

like THAT SHORT GUY from the OLD SPY VID

You remark that this is an ODD JOB you got yourself into.

And then play with the REAPER CHESS SET.

[brain_damage]

bump bump bump!

[Mindfane]

bump

[Wolfspawn]

[Dr. McN1nja]

This thread is f**king awesome. I just found it and read through the whole thing in one go. I went back and found some of his ME2 work. ... f**king brilliant!

Oh, and BUMP

[Deihjan]

Dr. McN1nja wrote...

This thread is f**king awesome. I just found it and read through the whole thing in one go. I went back and found some of his ME2 work. ... f**king brilliant!

Oh, and BUMP

could you possibly link that? Or shoot me a pm. PLEASE!
So many jokes that I don't get because I didn't read his other MSPA's :C

[Dr. McN1nja]

Deihjan wrote...

Dr. McN1nja wrote...

This thread is f**king awesome. I just found it and read through the whole thing in one go. I went back and found some of his ME2 work. ... f**king brilliant!

Oh, and BUMP

could you possibly link that? Or shoot me a pm. PLEASE!
So many jokes that I don't get because I didn't read his other MSPA's :C

Someone already has. Head to page 30. It's only Part 2, though. Apparently Part 1 is lost to the deep bowels of the Interwebs... 

[Deihjan]

Because we need this song in this thread.
Zaeed, what're you doing.

[Dr. McN1nja]

*bumps thread*

[justafan]

Thorn Harvestar wrote...

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Hey, Lankist, would it be possible to get a link to your other Mass Effect Adventures? I read about it, but I have yet to find it.

((Part 2 is here, but Part 1 has been lost to time: 
http://www.facepunch...ad.php?t=910135 ))

I just thought that this link should be more accessible to everyone who hasn't seen it yet.

[Lankist]

IamDanThaMan wrote...

While Liara is dealing with the boring stuff, go check out that Garrus-shaped shadow in the corner.

You go chill out with the GARRUS-SHAPED SHADOW over there.




Wh-

IT'S GARRUS!

Who would have thought!

Garrus says "Sup?"

You say "Nothing."

DimiBlue wrote...

Trade your hat to the other turian for
his assistance in knocking Victus out with his rifle butt and dragging
him back to the Normady.

You offer to trade GARRUS your SWEET HAT if he helps you KNOCK OUT VICTUS and DRAG HIM TO THE SHIP.

GARRUS weighs the offer carefully.




By "carefully" I mean he's cool with it.

GARRUS is evidently like some kind of SUPER GENERAL now, so it's no biggie.




You exchange RESPEK KNUCKLES.

GARRUS has joined your ADVENTURE TEAM. PRIMARCH VICTUS is now UNCONSCIOUS.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 03 février 2013 - 12:54 .

[Edolix]

Start drawing immature pictures on Primarch Victus' face.

Modifié par Edolix, 03 février 2013 - 01:01 .

[MrStoob]

Now that's all OUT OF THE WAY, challenge GARRUS to a game of CHESS on the fancy board.

[Raddx Fusion]

Edolix wrote...

Start drawing immature pictures on Primarch Victus' face.

[TJLenz]

Edolix wrote...

Start drawing immature pictures on Primarch Victus' face.

[Abraham_uk]

Bump

[Kezzup]

PARTY HARD with the knocked out NOT PRIMARCH VICTUS and GARRUS and his SWEET HAT.

[Dark Satris]

Begin dragging VICTUS through the streets and prepare for PLOT BOSS FIGHT against a BRUTE. GARRUS, of course, will BEAT IT THE F*** UP with his SNIPER PORTABLE TANK CANNON, as his SWAG makes yours look INFANTISMAL

Modifié par Dark Satris, 03 février 2013 - 02:23 .

[Volc19]

Have LIARA and SLAB MCCHESTFIST drag VICTUS back to the Normandy.

Meanwhile, OUR DASHING HEROES, ZAEED, GARRUS and SHEPARD should MARAUD AROUND PALAVEN looking for SWAG or anything that is USEFUL OR PLOT RELATED.

[Highlord Fox]

Volc19 wrote...

Have LIARA and SLAB MCCHESTFIST drag VICTUS back to the Normandy.

Meanwhile, OUR DASHING HEROES, ZAEED, GARRUS and SHEPARD should MARAUD AROUND PALAVEN looking for SWAG or anything that is USEFUL OR PLOT RELATED.

[DimiBlue]

Highlord Fox wrote...

Volc19 wrote...

Have LIARA and SLAB MCCHESTFIST drag VICTUS back to the Normandy.

Meanwhile, OUR DASHING HEROES, ZAEED, GARRUS and SHEPARD should MARAUD AROUND PALAVEN looking for SWAG or anything that is USEFUL OR PLOT RELATED.

[RevanPolo]

MrStoob wrote...

Now that's all OUT OF THE WAY, challenge GARRUS to a game of CHESS on the fancy board.

[Tosh_Ts]

TJLenz wrote...

Edolix wrote...

Start drawing immature pictures on Primarch Victus' face.

[Gemini Freak]

Edolix wrote...

Start drawing immature pictures on Primarch Victus' face.

[Stinkender]

LURE Garrus out of the COMMAND CENTER OF SORTS before he starts CALIBRATING the fancy CHESS BOARD.

When the totally unexpected BRUTE attacks you and yours, TAKE THE SAID BRUTE OUT like it AIN'T NO THANG.