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[Abraham_uk]

Guys! Have you heard of GMamnum?

Imagine having him in the story!

[N7Infernox]

Bag em and Tag em.
Then tell Joker to plot a course for Sur'kesh

[Snoopy1955]

Put some AVIATOR SUNGLASSES on the PRIMARCH and bring the UNCONCIOUS BODY back to the NORMANDY. This way no one knows you were in on hurting the PRIMARCH, and as an added benefit, you can probably use the carpool lanes now.

[Deihjan]

Lankist you're a god among mortals.
Your ME2 PA was awesome!

[Lankist]

Volc19 wrote...

Have LIARA and SLAB MCCHESTFIST drag VICTUS back to the Normandy.

You make LIARA and PORK TENDERLOIN  take VICTUS back to the SHIP.

PORK is actually excited to have the opportunity to LIFT THINGS.

LIARA is probably going to commit a MUTINY if you keep doing these things.





LANKIST forgot he was supposed to DO THESE from TIME TO TIME.




You have UNLOCKED a new SKILL: CROSS-PROMOTION.

You have TWO SKILL POINTS to SPEND.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 03 février 2013 - 10:00 .

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard needs to priortise One Liners, Lies and Swag.
Because they have the highest comedic potential.


That said. I'd add 1 to One Liners and 1 to SWAG.



Shepard doesn't need to fire stuff.
That's what squadmates are for!

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 03 février 2013 - 10:13 .

[Abraham_uk]

What is Cross Promotion?

[Yate]

DO NOT PUT POINTS INTO FIRE STUFF UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Badasses kill things with guns, not fire.

Put BOTH points into LIES.

[Volc19]

One into CROSS PROMOTION, just to see what it does.

Also, one in LIES.

[N7Infernox]

Volc19 wrote...

One into CROSS PROMOTION, just to see what it does.

Also, one in LIES.

[Snoopy1955]

Having FORGOTTEN about the fact that you have a SLOW-MO power, you should promise yourself to use it more often, and to encourage this, spend all of your POINTS on SLOW-MO.

[Lankist]

Volc19 wrote...

One into CROSS PROMOTION, just to see what it does.

Also, one in LIES.

You put ONE POINT into LIES and ONE POINT into CROSS PROMOTION.





You now have CROSS-PROMOTIONAL MARKETING HELMET.





On one hand, SHREWD CORPORATE CYNICISM and INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSTITUTION.

On the other hand, COOL LOOKING SPACE-WELDER'S MASK.

What do?

Modifié par Lankist, 03 février 2013 - 11:04 .

[pmac_tk421]

Take the Fedora and wear it on top of the DS3 helmet.
@Abraham_UK. OH GOD!

Modifié par pmac_tk421, 03 février 2013 - 11:07 .

[Kezzup]

See if the mask has LASER BEAMS. All the best masks have LASER BEAMS.

[MrStoob]

Do we have STAMPING ability now?

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Have ZAEED talk about the time he was doing CROSS-PROMOTING. And then WANDER OFF with your BROTURIAN while ZAEED inevitably causes SOME CREEPY ASS RIFT THROUGH SPACE AND TIME.

[Wolfspawn]

LIE to the REAPERS that all the TURIANS are on some DESOLATE PLANET. Hopefully, with your new points in LIES, you'll be able to DRIVE THEM OFF.

[Volc19]

bob_20000 wrote...

LIE to the REAPERS that all the TURIANS are on some DESOLATE PLANET. Hopefully, with your new points in LIES, you'll be able to DRIVE THEM OFF.

I actually heard that the Turians have this desolate moon with hardly anything on it. I think it's called... menayse?

Anyways, send the Reapers there. They'll spend all their time combing through moonrocks so you can escape. There likely isn't anything important there anyway.

[Deihjan]

Do not under any circumstances give ZAEED a GUN.
Now that you have LEVELED UP and AQUIRED GARRY VAKRAN, it's time to check GARRY's natural ARMOR COLLAR for TURIAN BABIES.







also go read all of the Garry Vakran stories here and show Jess some love, because she's hilarious.

Modifié par Deihjan, 04 février 2013 - 02:39 .

[Snoopy1955]

Attempt to AVOID RETURNING to the NORMANDY. Something about your SWANKY NEW HELMET makes you feel UNCOMFORTABLE, like you might be forced to fight SPACE ZOMBIES...oh wait, you're already doing that.

RUSH back to the NORMANDY instead. Chances are that when you get back the ship will be an ABANDONED WRECK, either because of the SPACE ZOMBIES, or because of JOKER, and some ILL-CONCIEVED attempt at REBELLION. Either problem can easily be solved with GUNFIRE, and now that you have the only TURRIAN crazy enough to try and bing LAW AND ORDER to OMEGA, you are pretty sure that the odds are in your favor.

[Highlord Fox]

Snoopy1955 wrote...

Attempt to AVOID RETURNING to the NORMANDY. Something about your SWANKY NEW HELMET makes you feel UNCOMFORTABLE, like you might be forced to fight SPACE ZOMBIES...oh wait, you're already doing that.

RUSH back to the NORMANDY instead. Chances are that when you get back the ship will be an ABANDONED WRECK, either because of the SPACE ZOMBIES, or because of JOKER, and some ILL-CONCIEVED attempt at REBELLION. Either problem can easily be solved with GUNFIRE, and now that you have the only TURRIAN crazy enough to try and bing LAW AND ORDER to OMEGA, you are pretty sure that the odds are in your favor.

[Asch Lavigne]

Make Samantha tell you that "Anderson is available on vid-com" over and over until you actually talk to Anderson. Then he tells you he was born in London.

Or Hackett instead. I love when Traynor tells me he's available but doesn't have anything to say and its like "Commander Shepard, need something?" "No" *Hang up*

[Abraham_uk]

pmac_tk421 wrote...

Take the Fedora and wear it on top of the DS3 helmet.
@Abraham_UK. OH GOD!

Are you refeering to my GMagnum comment?


OMG dats hella rude tbh

[MrStoob]

Abraham_uk wrote...

pmac_tk421 wrote...

Take the Fedora and wear it on top of the DS3 helmet.
@Abraham_UK. OH GOD!

Are you refeering to my GMagnum comment?


OMG dats hella rude tbh

Modifié par MrStoob, 04 février 2013 - 01:31 .

[fainmaca]

Lankist wrote...
On one hand, SHREWD CORPORATE CYNICISM and INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSTITUTION.

On the other hand, COOL LOOKING SPACE-WELDER'S MASK.

What do?

... I'm sorry, I lost track of everything after Prostitution.

Speaking of which, It's time for your new badass BRO SQUAD to trawl the planet, looking for CHICKS. Cue HANGOVER-STYLE REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS SCENES back on the NORMANDY the following day.

Modifié par fainmaca, 04 février 2013 - 01:41 .