Aller au contenu

Photo

Why do Female PCs get all the fun?


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
187 réponses à ce sujet

#1
II Relics II

II Relics II
  • Members
  • 286 messages
Is it just me or does it seem like Female PCs can bed a lot more NPCs than male PCs can... I mean they can bed Cammen but we can't bed his girlfriend? I know we can bed Iona or Darrien in the Human Noble Origin but that is about it that I know of...

So are there options available for Male PCs that Female PCs don't get or are Male PCs not as good at seduction as Female PCs?

#2
KnightofPhoenix

KnightofPhoenix
  • Members
  • 21 527 messages
We can bed Cammen's girlfriend.

#3
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
Er, males can doink Gheyna, people here talk of it often.

You're just jealous because men can't flirt with Teagan.

#4
ReubenLiew

ReubenLiew
  • Members
  • 2 674 messages
Men however get 2 kisses from the ladies of Redcliffe.

#5
memtz

memtz
  • Members
  • 36 messages
As a noble dwarf you can bed those noble hunters in the beginning in Orzammar. As a male Elf you can bed Gheyna, Cammen's girlfriend. As a male you can bed that girl in Redcliffe that looks for her little brother. You can also bed that Demon possessing Earl Eamon's son as a mage.

#6
ReubenLiew

ReubenLiew
  • Members
  • 2 674 messages
You can't bed the girl in redcliffe, only kiss her.



... Can you?

#7
Jassper

Jassper
  • Members
  • 571 messages

II Relics II wrote...

Is it just me or does it seem like Female PCs can bed a lot more NPCs than male PCs can...


Well, people do want "realism" in the game.

Little boy: I am a man because I have one of these!
Little girl: " Well, with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want"
Image IPB

#8
II Relics II

II Relics II
  • Members
  • 286 messages

The Angry One wrote...

Er, males can doink Gheyna, people here talk of it often.
You're just jealous because men can't flirt with Teagan.


Damn, you found me out TAO...

:lol:

#9
mousestalker

mousestalker
  • Members
  • 16 945 messages
And why in God's green earth would any one want to sleep with Cammen? He is nature's punching bag.

#10
ReubenLiew

ReubenLiew
  • Members
  • 2 674 messages
He's also ugly as sin.

#11
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
Sure men can get kisses from some redcliff ladies, but Teagan is so hot he doesn't NEED to kiss.

memtz wrote...

You can also bed that Demon possessing Earl Eamon's son as a mage.


Eh you can do that as a girl too. Wonder why you don't get a depraved sicko achievement for that. Condemning a child to demon possession just to go horizontal with a demon lady. Despicable.

#12
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages

mousestalker wrote...

And why in God's green earth would any one want to sleep with Cammen? He is nature's punching bag.


Realistically I would take him to a private area with the promise of a sexual liason, then introduce him to the Kitchen Knife of Doom™.
Darwin would smile upon me.

#13
ToJKa1

ToJKa1
  • Members
  • 1 246 messages
quote]mousestalker wrote...

And why in God's green earth would any one want to sleep with Cammen? He is nature's punching bag.[/quote]
Well, in Maker's blighted Thedas, beggar's can't be choosers :D

Modifié par ToJKa1, 12 décembre 2009 - 04:19 .


#14
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages

ToJKa1 wrote...

Well, in Maker's blighted Thedas, beggar's can't be choosers :D


I have Alistair, Leliana and Zevran wrapped around my little finger. What would I need that wet noodle for?

#15
KnightofPhoenix

KnightofPhoenix
  • Members
  • 21 527 messages

The Angry One wrote...

ToJKa1 wrote...

Well, in Maker's blighted Thedas, beggar's can't be choosers :D


I have Alistair, Leliana and Zevran wrapped around my little finger. What would I need that wet noodle for?


To clean up the mess.

#16
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

ToJKa1 wrote...

Well, in Maker's blighted Thedas, beggar's can't be choosers :D


I have Alistair, Leliana and Zevran wrapped around my little finger. What would I need that wet noodle for?


To clean up the mess.


That's what Morrigan is for.

#17
fantasypisces

fantasypisces
  • Members
  • 1 293 messages
Wait wait, I thought you could only get a kiss from the redcliff girl? Will have to try that out on another playthrough, get as many girls in the sack as my girl can just to see if Alistair makes any comments.

#18
Asante81

Asante81
  • Members
  • 527 messages
I wonder why no one mentioned Isabela yet... *giggles*

#19
KnightofPhoenix

KnightofPhoenix
  • Members
  • 21 527 messages

The Angry One wrote...

To clean up the mess.


That's what Morrigan is for.


That sounds even kinkier. Image IPB

#20
ErraticUnicorn

ErraticUnicorn
  • Members
  • 25 messages
You can bed the demon? -gasp-!

#21
ReubenLiew

ReubenLiew
  • Members
  • 2 674 messages

The Angry One wrote...
Sure men can get kisses from some redcliff ladies, but Teagan is so hot he doesn't NEED to kiss.


Thats like saying it's better to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris than dying by suffocation in a hot woman's ample bosoms.

#22
KnightofPhoenix

KnightofPhoenix
  • Members
  • 21 527 messages

ReubenLiew wrote...

The Angry One wrote...
Sure men can get kisses from some redcliff ladies, but Teagan is so hot he doesn't NEED to kiss.


Thats like saying it's better to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris than dying by suffocation in a hot woman's ample bosoms.


OF course a roundhouse kick is better. You will just die so quickly you won't feel a thing.

#23
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages

ReubenLiew wrote...

The Angry One wrote...
Sure men can get kisses from some redcliff ladies, but Teagan is so hot he doesn't NEED to kiss.


Thats like saying it's better to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris than dying by suffocation in a hot woman's ample bosoms.


You do realise what you invoke if you say "ample bosoms" in the context of Dragon Age?




Image IPB

#24
ReubenLiew

ReubenLiew
  • Members
  • 2 674 messages
Which is why there is a 'hot woman' prefix to those 'ample bosom', and not say just large melons :D

#25
Eonassassin

Eonassassin
  • Members
  • 226 messages
If anything males get all the fun....Morrigan, Gheyna and Leliana are all much hotter than Cammen, Alistair and Teagan.....



**waits for Teagan lovers to strike back**