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[Dunhart]

Who gives two guanos about Teagan, he's too busy cowering in the Chantry with the rest of the females during the Redcliffe siege, anyway.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Asante81 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I would rather heard a story about winny the pooh, I am sure even it has more awesomeness than that teagan of ours.

*stab*
Happy now?

Delighted

[Herr Uhl]

It is Gorim that the males want.

[Asante81]

Another candidate for stabbing!

He's just a clever ruler... knowing that it's more important for him to stay alive! *poke*

[Curlain]

Dunhart wrote...

Who gives two guanos about Teagan, he's too busy cowering in the Chantry with the rest of the females during the Redcliffe siege, anyway.

He also somehow lost his armour on the way hope from Loghain's speech at Denerium, vary careless (mostly likely left at Isolde's during his two-timing forages )

 (puts stab proof vest on)

[Adria Teksuni]

*stabs leg*

[Asante81]

Adria Teksuni wrote...

*stabs leg*

I know of a better location that isn't protected by a vest...

[The Angry One]

Dunhart wrote...

Who gives two guanos about Teagan, he's too busy cowering in the Chantry with the rest of the females during the Redcliffe siege, anyway.

Teagan bashing and sexism in one post.. where did I put that flamethrower..

[Dunhart]

The Angry One wrote...

Dunhart wrote...

Who gives two guanos about Teagan, he's too busy cowering in the Chantry with the rest of the females during the Redcliffe siege, anyway.

Teagan bashing and sexism in one post.. where did I put that flamethrower..

Sweet, two birds with one stone.

And don't blame me, that's what actually happens in the game!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Until they make a mod where you can have a foursome with Teagan, Cullen, and Ser Gilmore, I can honestly say "girls do not get all the fun".

[Eonassassin]

Adria Teksuni wrote...

Hmm...Eonassassin is indeed making me feel stabby, but I don't think we should kill him. There are so much worse things than death.

The party just does not end 

Asante81 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Who is Teagan? Never heard of him.   

He is a two-timing sod. Heard it from a mustached barman, so it is probably true. Just two-timing is bad, but with your brothers wife, that is just not cool at all.

*puts her fingers in her ears*
Lalalalalaaaa I don't hear you!
Don't trust mustached barmen! They're telling you all kinds of crap!

Just think what kind of a man Teagan might be if he likes a woman like Isolde:sick:!!!!
c'mon ladies open your eyes, Teagan only likes married women.

[Lathaon]

In a fight between Teagan and Sandal, we all know who would win.

[Eonassassin]

Lathaon wrote...

In a fight between Teagan and Sandal, we all know who would win.

This is too unfair, Sandal can singlehandedly kill tons of Normal to Alpha leveled Darkspawn,
while on the otherhand Teagan needs help killing a few critter level mobs and the only reason he survives the last battle is because the hero defeats the Archdemon and the critters start to scramble.

[Asante81]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Until they make a mod where you can have a foursome with Teagan, Cullen, and Ser Gilmore, I can honestly say "girls do not get all the fun".

I would like to replace Ser Gilmore with Gorim!
Yes, I admit that I do have a slight Gorim obsession...

[Eonassassin]

Asante81 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Until they make a mod where you can have a foursome with Teagan, Cullen, and Ser Gilmore, I can honestly say "girls do not get all the fun".

I would like to replace Ser Gilmore with Gorim!
Yes, I admit that I do have a slight Gorim obsession...

That sounds extremely gay

[Curlain]

Dunhart wrote...

Who gives two guanos about Teagan, he's too busy cowering in the Chantry with the rest of the females during the Redcliffe siege, anyway.

Just had a further thought, with his 'loving through Ferelden' ways, where else would you expect to find Teagan but were all Redcliffe's women are gathered in one spot 

(makes sure to wear full plate this time)

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Asante81 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Until they make a mod where you can have a foursome with Teagan, Cullen, and Ser Gilmore, I can honestly say "girls do not get all the fun".

I would like to replace Ser Gilmore with Gorim!
Yes, I admit that I do have a slight Gorim obsession...

Gorim? The dwarf on a lyrium perma-high?

Hmmmm makes sense. if it's an orgy we are staging we need someone to bring lyrium dust so we can snort it before festivities begin.

Cullen approves +20

[RPGmom28]

I'm a female. I love Zevran to death right now- he's my favorite. But if Bann Teagan had been a choice, I would have been seriously torn. And BTW, I am using a different Cammen skin that I got from Nexus. He's not a dog anymore. He's still a spineless wimp, however.



And just out of left field here, I think Duncan is the sexiest of all. Don't ask why. I don't even know myself.

[Adria Teksuni]

It's the Beard. None can resist the Mighty Beardiness.

[RPGmom28]

Adria Teksuni wrote...

It's the Beard. None can resist the Mighty Beardiness.

And this is a man who can get away with making earrings look good, let's not forget.  Arr, mateys.

[mousestalker]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Asante81 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Until they make a mod where you can have a foursome with Teagan, Cullen, and Ser Gilmore, I can honestly say "girls do not get all the fun".

I would like to replace Ser Gilmore with Gorim!
Yes, I admit that I do have a slight Gorim obsession...

Gorim? The dwarf on a lyrium perma-high?

Hmmmm makes sense. if it's an orgy we are staging we need someone to bring lyrium dust so we can snort it before festivities begin.

Cullen approves +20

Gorim is the dwarf merchant in Denerim who was the dwarf noble origin character's second.

[Servant of Nature]

RPGmom28 wrote...
 And BTW, I am using a different Cammen skin that I got from Nexus. He's not a dog anymore. He's still a spineless wimp, however.

There is no way I could ever get the saggy chipmunk cheek look out of my brain, regardless.  I would like to know who thought that was a good idea.  Seriously, who was on what when he was made, and how many times did they hit their head?

[RPGmom28]

Maybe they simply meant for Cammen to look pathetic, dorky, and stupid. It worked.

[Adria Teksuni]

I rather saw them with umpteen empty cans of Red Bull, wide eyes, hair standing out in shaggy spikes, in a sleep deprived stupor giggling and muttering, "Gotta get that chipmunk done for the dog to eat...gotta get that chipmunk done for the dog to eat...Wait...this is supposed to be a quest NPC...to hell with it, the mesh is already made."

[Forsakerr]

with my female noble i bedded Cammen only to annoy Wynne , and the events related to this was priceless hehe

buu but i did it for you ! slap , haha

Modifié par Forsakerr, 12 décembre 2009 - 07:22 .