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[mousestalker]

Asante81 wrote...

Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien wrote...

Male version of your idea = Broodfather...

Spreading the taint throughout Ferelden. Ensuring women throughout ferelden were raising tainted blighters. 

*laughs*
Where's the Broodfather mod for people who want to play REALLY evil?

Like this?

[The Angry One]

Such is the power of Duncan's beard..



Anyway for the dwarf commoner there's also Leske if you're female, there's a direct implication that you and he have had sex... or at least, tried to as he couldn't.. hoist the flagpole so to speak.

[SarEnyaDor]

All the fun men (Leske, Gorim, DAVETH!!!) were not available for wooing, only flirting. So sad.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 12 décembre 2009 - 09:50 .

[The Angry One]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

All the fun men (Leske, Gorim, DAVETH!!!) were not available for wooing, only flirting. So sad.

What's worse is they all go down in flames, relationship-potential wise. Leske becomes Jarvia's goon, Gorim gets married, Daveth.. er.. dies. And Teagan marries some silly orphan!! (ggrrr) And so on.

[Adria Teksuni]

Where's the Broodfather mod for people who want to play REALLY evil?

Like this?

MY EYES!  THE GOGGLES!  THEY DO NOTHING!

[SarEnyaDor]

Can't believe I forgot Teagan!



But I was disappointed most with Daveth, he was totally trying to pick up that less-hot-than-me soldier chick, did all that "oh, I'll be watching your backside, no doubt about that" banter and then nada.



Cruel, cruel writers ... makes me have to go read DAO smut over at team Alistair. LOL

[LadyKarrakaz]

This broodfather is EPIC!

[Fishy]

With all this bedding i would be scared to have 10 child running in the wild in 9 month and VIH.

Also which woman would have sex with a brat like Cammen?



Eeeeek

[The Angry One]

Suprez30 wrote...

With all this bedding i would be scared to have 10 child running in the wild in 9 month and VIH.
Also which woman would have sex with a brat like Cammen?

Eeeeek

Low fertility Wardens ftw?
Besides as long is one is aware of one's cycles..

Modifié par The Angry One, 12 décembre 2009 - 10:25 .

[Adria Teksuni]

Suprez30 wrote...

With all this bedding i would be scared to have 10 child running in the wild in 9 month and VIH.

This is why my characters ALWAYS have high Herbalism.

[AtreiyaN7]

There's also Isabela in The Pearl & your potential foursome and/or all those prostitutes, sheesh. Men are so greedy - and HEY, you cannot say Morrigan, Gheyna & Leliana are hotter than Alistair and Teagan. *shakes fist at Eonassassin* I will allow that they are hotter than Cammen however. *rolleyes@Cammen*

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Asante81 wrote...

Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien wrote...

Male version of your idea = Broodfather...

Spreading the taint throughout Ferelden. Ensuring women throughout ferelden were raising tainted blighters. 

*laughs*
Where's the Broodfather mod for people who want to play REALLY evil?

When you think about it, brings a whole new meaning to the speech that Oghren gives in the run up to the final battle...

"As one of the sodding blighters, I salute you!"

Now we know why he wouldn't mind having a 'roll' with Wynne

Hmm, Duncan as Broodfather, that would make Alastair Hespith...

Yup can see it now, the Warden that we have to rescue is actually Alastair, as he has a vision of Duncan one night and runs off, we track him down to Ostagar in some cave system, as we walk through it with no sign of him, suddenly we hear Alastair's voice uttering a chant (possibly similar to one we've already heard).

First day, they come and catch everyone.   
Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Third day, the women are raped over again.
Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Fifth day, they return and it's another guy's turn.
Sixth day, his screams we hear in our dreams.
Seventh day, he grew as in his mouth they spew.
Eight day, we hated as he is violated.
Ninth day, he grins and devours his kin.
Now he does feast, as he's become the beast

Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 12 décembre 2009 - 10:51 .

[andybuiadh]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

There's also Isabela in The Pearl & your potential foursome and/or all those prostitutes, sheesh. Men are so greedy - and HEY, you cannot say Morrigan, Gheyna & Leliana are hotter than Alistair and Teagan. *shakes fist at Eonassassin* I will allow that they are hotter than Cammen however. *rolleyes@Cammen*

Nobody is hotter than Leli!

[kevinwastaken]

This thread is filled to the brim with sexual tension. Mmmm...

[Squiggles1334]

II Relics II wrote...

Well I am making a Rico Suave type City Elf rogue, he is a ladies man and can speak elvish in dwarf tongue....

He is that awesome, also, can you bed shianni? She is hot...

Err, she is also your Rico Suave city elf rogue's cousin.

[Jacks-Up]

memtz wrote...

As a noble dwarf you can bed those noble hunters in the beginning in Orzammar. As a male Elf you can bed Gheyna, Cammen's girlfriend. As a male you can bed that girl in Redcliffe that looks for her little brother. You can also bed that Demon possessing Earl Eamon's son as a mage.

You don't really bed the demon since you're not in your physical body. You just wake up with **** on your pants with everyone looking at you funny.

[RPGmom28]

Daveth was indeed cute until he opened his mouth. I must admit, though, that Sir Jory's death was not terribly heartbreaking.



You guys and your desire demon... ahem, where is our male equivalent? I've said it before- I want an incubus. I had no incentive not to run through every desire demon I encountered.

[Herr Uhl]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

II Relics II wrote...

Well I am making a Rico Suave type City Elf rogue, he is a ladies man and can speak elvish in dwarf tongue....

He is that awesome, also, can you bed shianni? She is hot...

Err, she is also your Rico Suave city elf rogue's cousin.

Still legal, alright!

[The Angry One]

I find Daveth's voice fairly cute myself...



And you know looking around the toolset there's a model file named 'Incubus', but it's just the female desire demon. Maybe it was a placeholder for something planned and dropped.

.. or maybe they're a little too influenced by Japanese porn..... >->

[Fishy]

Female get beter sex scene imo . At least you don,t have to watch those bra.
PC get a more *romance* kiss than Guy
It's seem when you play a female . your companion tend to flirt you much more(while when you play a guy  .. you have to do 90 % of the flirting

Seriously it's like the developper beleive every guy just want to get in every girl pants and none of us are very romantic and only want to come.

I mean you don,t have comment about how Leliana 's looking at your butt.Personnaly i love when girl look at my butt.

Modifié par Suprez30, 13 décembre 2009 - 12:42 .

[The Angry One]

That's not strictly true, there's plenty of flirting to be done with Alistair as he's rather shy and inexperienced about the whole thing.
Hell to get him to actually proposition you for a night in Morrigan's your tent he has to be at like +95, whereas Morrigan will do it at +40.

[KnightofPhoenix]

mousestalker wrote...


Like this?

That is actually more attractive than the broodmother....

[thegreateski]

The Angry One wrote...

Er, males can doink Gheyna, people here talk of it often.
You're just jealous because men can't flirt with Teagan.

Very jealous.

[The Angry One]

Refried roadkill would be more attractive than the broodmother.

Besides this is Duncan, the beard gives a +10 bonus to sexiness.