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[L.ast L.ife]

...GIs w/ Krysaes and Lvl. III equipment managing to wipe because they are slaves to the scoreboard.
...Karma catching up with trash talkers inspiring a rage quit... because no one will revive them.
...Would be Leechers without rubberbands giving me the opportunty to watch the AFK boot feature in action.
...Moody mic tacticians who go all postal when ignored then dead silent in the lobby after a full extraction.
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.
...Players who head straight to the camp spot in FW/Geth games regardless of the difficulty.  Then die.  Somehow.
...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

Cheers to you for making my gaming sessions that much more enjoyable.  Because somehow you suck that much and I was there to witness the magic happen.

What about you?  What sort of facepalming behavior tickles your fancy to the point of laughter?

[Adhok42]

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

[Xx_Belzak_xX]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

...GIs w/ Krysaes and Lvl. III equipment managing to wipe because they are slaves to the scoreboard.
...Karma catching up with trash talkers inspiring a rage quit... because no one will revive them.
...Would be Leechers without rubberbands giving me the opportunty to watch the AFK boot feature in action.
...Moody mic tacticians who go all postal when ignored then dead silent in the lobby after a full extraction.
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.
...Players who head straight to the camp spot in FW/Geth games regardless of the difficulty.  Then die.  Somehow.
...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

Cheers to you for making my gaming sessions that much more enjoyable.  Because somehow you suck that much and I was there to witness the magic happen.

What about you?  What sort of facepalming behavior tickles your fancy to the point of laughter?

I don't run into spawn points...but I certainly run in terror everytime I hear a banshee close by. D:

[L.ast L.ife]

Xx_Belzak_xX wrote...

I don't run into spawn points...but I certainly run in terror everytime I hear a banshee close by. D:

Well that's totally different.  It's called self-preservation.

[jaydubs67]

The drell adept that got annoyed that I was using throw to detonate his reave. After he complained, I watched him become all befuddled when his pull spam didn't cause explosions on armored targets. This was a high N7 level and weapon rank player on gold.

[Xx_Belzak_xX]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

Xx_Belzak_xX wrote...

I don't run into spawn points...but I certainly run in terror everytime I hear a banshee close by. D:

Well that's totally different.  It's called self-preservation.

Yes. But it's totally funny when someone else does it.

[Kick In The Door]

I love to generalize and stereotype people in my lobbies. It's served me very very well so far. I won't play with a Geth anything, especially if they have a Krysae or Reegar. Too many bad experiences having to revive them 15 times a mission. I say no to Kroguards. But there was one Kroguard who actually played the class correctly and I was mirin'.

[Chealec]

L.ast L.ife wrote...
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...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

...

... I do that - but I'm generally lobbing a couple of incendiary grenades in, you'll notice soon after:

[me] Incendiary grenade [mook]
[me] Incendiary grenade [mook]
[me] Incendiary grenade [mook]
[me] Incendiary grenade [mook]

[lexiconicle]

The Krogan Vanguard who repeatedly tapped "A" on my body (he wasn't taking fire), ran around my body in a few small circles, Biotic charged off and was killed almost instantly.

Karma.

[L.ast L.ife]

lexiconicle wrote...

The Krogan Vanguard who repeatedly tapped "A" on my body (he wasn't taking fire), ran around my body in a few small circles, Biotic charged off and was killed almost instantly.

Karma.

Lulz.  Serves him right for teabagging in the first place.

[TheMightyG00sh]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

...GIs w/ Krysaes and Lvl. III equipment managing to wipe because they are slaves to the scoreboard.
...Karma catching up with trash talkers inspiring a rage quit... because no one will revive them.
...Would be Leechers without rubberbands giving me the opportunty to watch the AFK boot feature in action.
...Moody mic tacticians who go all postal when ignored then dead silent in the lobby after a full extraction.
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.
...Players who head straight to the camp spot in FW/Geth games regardless of the difficulty.  Then die.  Somehow.
...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

Cheers to you for making my gaming sessions that much more enjoyable.  Because somehow you suck that much and I was there to witness the magic happen.

What about you?  What sort of facepalming behavior tickles your fancy to the point of laughter?

I all fairness this is the Geth's greatest melee tactic. In, melee, out, in, melee, out. They pretty much  only ever have 318 health maximum due to a distinct lack of shields.

[lynroy]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.

My personal favorite. I love watching an asari try to stasis the same armored target over and over again. It's frustrating but makes me laugh everytime. 

[Hypertion]

L.ast L.ife wrote...

...GIs w/ Krysaes and Lvl. III equipment managing to wipe because they are slaves to the scoreboard.
...Karma catching up with trash talkers inspiring a rage quit... because no one will revive them.
...Would be Leechers without rubberbands giving me the opportunty to watch the AFK boot feature in action.
...Moody mic tacticians who go all postal when ignored then dead silent in the lobby after a full extraction.
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.
...Players who head straight to the camp spot in FW/Geth games regardless of the difficulty.  Then die.  Somehow.
...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

Cheers to you for making my gaming sessions that much more enjoyable.  Because somehow you suck that much and I was there to witness the magic happen.

What about you?  What sort of facepalming behavior tickles your fancy to the point of laughter?

hah!

well all of that for sure.

also people who try to use the FBH exploit and still get killed because they dont notice that 2 banshees have lobbed warp bombs at them. (Last night sucked. i was cheering for the banshees at that point)

also People who dont revive a easy to revive teammate and then rage quit because they are the only ones left.

people who do nothing but farm who suddenly get brave because they have a single normal gold player who can do more than sit behind a desk and promply get out of cover only to run into the prime that is shooting in the room.

people who die to Ravager blood who i revive as vorcha and just stand there while they suddenly try to figure out whats killing them again. super funny when they die again and rage quit and msg the vorcha for "invincability hacks" (not happened to me but you know its happened)

people who enter a lobby and say "what up my n*****" and get booted a second later then send hateful messages to all that were in the lobby.

people who enter a gold lobby with a lvl 1 character at N7 1 and is almost instantly given a X curtesy of the rank 2000 who promptly scores below the N7 1 in the match. (who is the real noob i wonder? =P)

People that instantly try to boot a Soldier or certain class in a group that doesnt care, wont ready up because they want the guy booted, and promptly are booted themselves for holding up the party.

[Hypertion]

oh and the guy who went "holy shi..." after my second FBG spawn Killstreak using Lift Grenades on my Krogan Sentinal on gold. (knowing spawn controll rocks)

[ParthianShotX]

Adhok42 wrote...

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

This made me kind of sad.

[L.ast L.ife]

TheMightyG00sh wrote...

L.ast L.ife wrote...

...GIs w/ Krysaes and Lvl. III equipment managing to wipe because they are slaves to the scoreboard.
...Karma catching up with trash talkers inspiring a rage quit... because no one will revive them.
...Would be Leechers without rubberbands giving me the opportunty to watch the AFK boot feature in action.
...Moody mic tacticians who go all postal when ignored then dead silent in the lobby after a full extraction.
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.
...Players who head straight to the camp spot in FW/Geth games regardless of the difficulty.  Then die.  Somehow.
...Krogan/Batarian/Geth melee warriors who run into a spawn point then run back out a half second later in terror.

Cheers to you for making my gaming sessions that much more enjoyable.  Because somehow you suck that much and I was there to witness the magic happen.

What about you?  What sort of facepalming behavior tickles your fancy to the point of laughter?

I all fairness this is the Geth's greatest melee tactic. In, melee, out, in, melee, out. They pretty much  only ever have 318 health maximum due to a distinct lack of shields.

Agreed.  I'm talking about the losers who get shot twice and don't get any kills before they bolt.

[Hexi-decimal]

Adhok42 wrote...

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

why so srs?

[Kamuchi]

Xx_Belzak_xX wrote...
I don't run into spawn points...but I certainly run in terror everytime I hear a banshee close by. D:

I always stalk bosses, but damn will you see me run when a ravager comes along as they always pick my sorry ass for target practice 

[Adhok42]

Hexi-decimal wrote...

Adhok42 wrote...

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

why so srs?

It just didn't make me laugh. It simply reminds me of the worst match I ever played in.

Firebase Hydra, running FQI. Difficulty Bronze, my usual warm up match for the night. Ranking player. Was the ONLY one who had any clue what they were doing.

Wave 7 was when things got REALLY stupid. Adept kept following me around trying to squeeze into my snipe posts despite wielding a machine gun and would have been unable to hit anything since my targets were halfway across the map and were the only visable ones from my location. Got on the mic and told me to get out of my spot because he could only hit things from there.

Idiot then actually got IN FRONT OF ME and took cover to shoot at me blocking half my shots requiring me to get a litte fancy in order to actually get some kills in before they took him down.

****er then follows me around for the rest of the match continuously getting between me and the enemy blocking half my shots and throwing my aim off. Still managed to carry the rest of the team.

Then he actually shouts "LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!" on extracion and charges out of extraction followed somewhat hesitantly by the other two with 3 seconds to go getting me a Sole Extraction.

I was never so happy to get kicked in my entire life when the match ended.

Everytime I see something facepalm worthy I get reminded of that match in which I saw every mistake one could possibly make.

It was a hellish sight and one I pray never to see again.

Pray you don't ether.

[Hexi-decimal]

Adhok42 wrote...

Hexi-decimal wrote...

Adhok42 wrote...

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

why so srs?

It just didn't make me laugh. It simply reminds me of the worst match I ever played in.

Firebase Hydra, running FQI. Difficulty Bronze, my usual warm up match for the night. Ranking player. Was the ONLY one who had any clue what they were doing.

Wave 7 was when things got REALLY stupid. Adept kept following me around trying to squeeze into my snipe posts despite wielding a machine gun and would have been unable to hit anything since my targets were halfway across the map and were the only visable ones from my location. Got on the mic and told me to get out of my spot because he could only hit things from there.

Idiot then actually got IN FRONT OF ME and took cover to shoot at me blocking half my shots requiring me to get a litte fancy in order to actually get some kills in before they took him down.

****er then follows me around for the rest of the match continuously getting between me and the enemy blocking half my shots and throwing my aim off. Still managed to carry the rest of the team.

Then he actually shouts "LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!" on extracion and charges out of extraction followed somewhat hesitantly by the other two with 3 seconds to go getting me a Sole Extraction.

I was never so happy to get kicked in my entire life when the match ended.

Everytime I see something facepalm worthy I get reminded of that match in which I saw every mistake one could possibly make.

It was a hellish sight and one I pray never to see again.

Pray you don't ether.

I have seen similar if not worse, Xbox has a pretty awful group of players.  It makes me laugh.  Meh difference in what we find funny I guess.  

[Adhok42]

Hexi-decimal wrote...

I have seen similar if not worse, Xbox has a pretty awful group of players.  It makes me laugh.  Meh difference in what we find funny I guess.  

If it's going to make me laugh, then it shouldn't make me feel like I'm soloing a Gold run in which I can't hit a damn thing. Kinda hard to chuckle when you're frustrated.

[Nik_Li]

L.ast L.ife wrote...
...N72000+ AAs w/ Black Widow X's trying to Stasis armored targets.  Repeatedly.

I saw that yesterday -- N7 300+ repeatedly trying to stasis pyros and getting fried -- and I was gobsmacked. I politely explained his mistake, and he was so offended that someone cared enough to help him that he ragequit.

What do you think goes on in someone's mind when they keep repeating an action that never works? Stuffed if I know.

[Hexi-decimal]

Adhok42 wrote...

Hexi-decimal wrote...

I have seen similar if not worse, Xbox has a pretty awful group of players.  It makes me laugh.  Meh difference in what we find funny I guess.  

If it's going to make me laugh, then it shouldn't make me feel like I'm soloing a Gold run in which I can't hit a damn thing. Kinda hard to chuckle when you're frustrated.

Just doesn't frustrate me that much.  The moment I see this kind of crap, I enjoy the noob show or quit.

[Dunsky5]

People with a n7 rank of less than 50 joining my gold game and krogans who melee banshees.

[lynroy]

Adhok42 wrote...

Hexi-decimal wrote...

Adhok42 wrote...

I can think of plenty of facepalm worthy things I've seen but nothing that amuses me. At all.

why so srs?

It just didn't make me laugh. It simply reminds me of the worst match I ever played in.

Firebase Hydra, running FQI. Difficulty Bronze, my usual warm up match for the night. Ranking player. Was the ONLY one who had any clue what they were doing.

Wave 7 was when things got REALLY stupid. Adept kept following me around trying to squeeze into my snipe posts despite wielding a machine gun and would have been unable to hit anything since my targets were halfway across the map and were the only visable ones from my location. Got on the mic and told me to get out of my spot because he could only hit things from there.

Idiot then actually got IN FRONT OF ME and took cover to shoot at me blocking half my shots requiring me to get a litte fancy in order to actually get some kills in before they took him down.

****er then follows me around for the rest of the match continuously getting between me and the enemy blocking half my shots and throwing my aim off. Still managed to carry the rest of the team.

Then he actually shouts "LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!" on extracion and charges out of extraction followed somewhat hesitantly by the other two with 3 seconds to go getting me a Sole Extraction.

I was never so happy to get kicked in my entire life when the match ended.

Everytime I see something facepalm worthy I get reminded of that match in which I saw every mistake one could possibly make.

It was a hellish sight and one I pray never to see again.

Pray you don't ether.

Seriously? Oh, wow. I don't get some people, I mean I really just don't get them.