"randomn00b1 was taken down by turret.
randomn00b2 revived randomn00b1.
randomn00b2 was taken down by turret.
randomn00b1 revived randomn00b 2.
randomn00b 1 was taken down by turret."
(repeat ad nauseum)
Death pilates.
Flying phantoms (Biotic asplosions are super fun tiems.)
"randomn00b1 was killed by phantom.
randomn00b2 was killed by phantom.
randomn00b3 was killed by phantom.
ArcTrooper1773 was killed by phantom."
I tend to play in a party with a few guys I met on ME3 MP who are pretty cool. We frequent bronze and silver, and often do a U/U/G match or two in a row successfully, more often dying.
Picture the scene. 3 guys who talk a lot, play a lot and get on really well in a lobby waiting for another guy we don't know to come on. It's a lazy day, so we pick Dagger, Reaper, Silver.
This guy comes in with FQE rocking an N7 eagle I with pistol melee booster and mag upgrade and a Locust with mag upgrade and supah-heatsinks. We start to laugh at his spec - he looks like he's going down fast, especially with the melee boosters.
Weirdly he has a mic, and starts playing down our derision, calling us all that with our widows and infiltrate and claymores and indras.
We start the match. It's quiet for once in Dagger. A few marauders, a few more of the Cannibals.
He dies. A lot. By wave 4 two of us have the 5 revive medal, so we give up saving him.
Wave 6, a banshee screams somewhere. I look out the roundhouse and see her across the map, near the bad extraction point. And I see him pegging it towards her. Great.
Somehow, he gets to her without dying and starts whaling on her ass with the Eagle! It's the most hilarious thing we've seen, especially when he WINS! And the crowning moment is when he starts the singing.
#NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY! NO MORE MISTER CLE-HE-HE-HEAN!!!#
It's become our tagline whenever we pull something awesome off now
There was also one glorious moment when all four krogan in the lobby shouted "FOAR TUCHANKAAA" all at once.
Modifié par ArcTrooper1773, 12 juin 2012 - 10:27 .





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