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Bioware please add more sex appeal.


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#201
Admiral DarkSpawn

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RadioKon wrote...

The OP has won the internet until 2076, when we replace it with the Extranet.



and at 2183  itll comeback

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KeraWildmane

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Only if I get an option to have all male turians running around naked when not fighting.

#203
Joeybsmooth4

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I don't care about anything else . Taking my LI to the Space movies would Rock.

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thehomeworld

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What cat suits, highheels in space,and Asari aren't enough?

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thehomeworld wrote...

What cat suits, highheels in space,and Asari aren't enough?


This.

Not to mention those laughable breather masks.

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my Aim is True

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The OP is a fool and we should eat him

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my Aim is True wrote...

The OP is a fool and we should eat him

You're right! Maybe we will get insight into a genius who has transcended over the societal norm, into a super-being that will dominate teh puny humans. And we could get smarter.

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Did you really have to resurrect this thread?
Don't you think you should use your thread necromancing powers for good?

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#211
KiwiQuiche

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Oh look, this thing again.

#212
Humanoid_Typhoon

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They turned the floating vagina into a sexbot, they made Ash and Liara much more buxom, Mirandas candid ass shots are still a plent, and to top it off we got Jack with very visible pokies ( you can totally see her nips in that top.)


Also if you have save editing skills you can have femshep walk around in her underwear, sure gay guys and women get the shirtless Kaiden but this game is clearly already geared towards male gamers.

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HVLukas   wrote...

Look in real life men already masculine and control America, our school teaching systems and how dating works. The gaming world is a FANTASY  WORLD our place of FANTASY bonding. It should be our time and our place to be women and look at hot alien men. Start off by making Kaidan's chest and crotch massive. Give Jacob back his monster dong, Umm....make Cortez look attractive -_-, remove Garrus' armor suit for the love of god and turn Vega into the protein dump.

Bioware please read:
Add nudity plus the choice of being a playa. I want to be able to sleep with ALL of them at once. STOP LETTING MEN SCARE YOU! As a woman it's ok to like healthy fit men like the Mass Effect men. It's normal to want these men naked and banged hard. If I want to bang Garrus ANYTIME during the game it's my choice god dammit. Yes, after every Mission I'd take Garrus on dates to the space movies. Watching him stuff food into his cute little mouth. Watching him drink his Pepsi holding the cup with two hands........OMG so cute.


HVLukas wrote...

Look in real life people already straight and control America, our school teaching systems and how dating works. The gaming world is a FANTASY  WORLD our place of ****** bonding. It should be our time and our place to be gay and look at hot alien men. Start off by making Kaidan's chest and crotch massive. Give Jacob back his monster dong, Umm....make Cortez look attractive -_-, remove Garrus' armor suit for the love of god and turn Vega into the protein dump.

Bioware please read:
Add nudity plus the choice of being a playa. I want to be able to sleep with ALL of them at once. STOP LETTING HOMOPHOBIC MEN SCARE YOU! As a ****** it's ok to like healthy fit men like the Mass Effect men. It's normal to want these men naked and banged hard. If I want to bang Garrus ANYTIME during the game it's my choice god dammit. Yes, after every Mission I'd take Garrus on dates to the space movies. Watching him stuff food into his cute little mouth. Watching him drink his Pepsi holding the cup with no hands........OMG so cute.

 

Modifié par Hvlukas, 12 juin 2012 - 08:44 .


#214
RADIUMEYEZ

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Wow rather amusing thread.

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I have a REAL piece of advice to the OP:

Go on the internet, have a ******,******,  THEN play your games, not the other way round. (I swear they should put this on the instructions manual)

You will see, with your gun unloaded, you will see games for what they truly are, GAMES, and not devices to rub one out.

Modifié par MadRabbit999, 12 juin 2012 - 08:49 .


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RADIUMEYEZ

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MadRabbit999 wrote...

I have a REAL piece of advice to the OP:

Go on the internet, have a ******,******,  THEN play your games, not the other way round. (I swear they should put this on the instructions manual)

You will see, with your gun unloaded, you will see games for what they truly are, GAMES, and not devices to rub one out.


You mean I've been living a lie?

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Hvlukas

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RADIUMEYEZ wrote...


You mean I've been living a lie?



:lol:

Mass Effect 1-3 is the worst porn ever. EVER!! I don't get why they are so popular.

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EDI romance. Push Joker out an airlock if you have to.

EDIT: Actually, I wouldn't even use this option. I just want it to exist.

Modifié par XXVI, 12 juin 2012 - 09:01 .


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RADIUMEYEZ

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Hvlukas wrote...

RADIUMEYEZ wrote...


You mean I've been living a lie?



:lol:

Mass Effect 1-3 is the worst porn ever. EVER!! I don't get why they are so popular.


No comment on that lol but it definitely has some of the hottest alien chicks ever!

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