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[M Hedonist]

Two more attempts at answering questions the worst way possible added to the OP.

[Dwailing]

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

Modifié par Dwailing, 15 juin 2012 - 11:38 .

[estebanus]

D24O wrote...

estebanus wrote...

D24O wrote...

estebanus wrote...

D24O wrote...

Kai leng's secret weapon is a toothbrush, why does he not use it?

That's obvious. He needs it to brush his teeth after eating Anderson's cereal.

Then why did he not get a cramp fighting with a full stomach? Ar ehis organs cybernetic?

Well, he is a half mage, so I'm sure he just says some kind of spell before each battle so that his tummyaches go away.

So he's half mage, half leng, and half reaper?

Yup. Makes sense doesn't it?

Kai Leng is more than just one thing.

[D24O]

estebanus wrote...

Yup. Makes sense doesn't it?

Kai Leng is more than just one thing.

Theres no other way to explain that visor. It stares into my soul.

Modifié par D24O, 15 juin 2012 - 11:39 .

[estebanus]

Dwailing wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

*insert joke about Dwailing's world being shattered because AC2 lied to him*

[Dwailing]

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

*insert joke about Dwailing's world being shattered because AC2 lied to him*

*Insert joke about estebanus nuking threads when he gets annoyed*  (See, I can play this game.)

Modifié par Dwailing, 15 juin 2012 - 11:41 .

[estebanus]

Dwailing wrote...

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

*insert joke about Dwailing's world being shattered because AC2 lied to him*

*Insert joke about estebanus nuking threads when he gets annoyed*  (See, I can play this game.)

*Insert joke about poopthesis, metal gear, and carboard boxes*

[M Hedonist]

I've added a question that involves a toothbrush to the FAQ, therefore I will ignore all toothbrush-related arguments from now on.

[Dwailing]

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

*insert joke about Dwailing's world being shattered because AC2 lied to him*

*Insert joke about estebanus nuking threads when he gets annoyed*  (See, I can play this game.)

*Insert joke about poopthesis, metal gear, and carboard boxes*

*Insert joke about... uh, uh*  Shoot.  Well, I said I could play this game.  However, I didn't say ANYTHING about being able to play it well. 

[estebanus]

Dwailing wrote...

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

estebanus wrote...

Dwailing wrote...

MaximizedAction wrote...

*insert cereal joke here*

EDIT: Argh, Leng'd by estebanus.

*Insert joke about peeing in a vase*

*insert joke about Dwailing's world being shattered because AC2 lied to him*

*Insert joke about estebanus nuking threads when he gets annoyed*  (See, I can play this game.)

*Insert joke about poopthesis, metal gear, and carboard boxes*

*Insert joke about... uh, uh*  Shoot.  Well, I said I could play this game.  However, I didn't say ANYTHING about being able to play it well. 

*insert joke about no one expecting the estebanus inquisition*

Modifié par estebanus, 15 juin 2012 - 11:48 .

[deltacypresss]

i just got to know, who does this mans stylish hair.

[D24O]

deltacypresss wrote...

i just got to know, who does this mans stupid hair.

[Tealjaker94]

I just had an idea. Could Seival be Kai Leng? Both have a tendency to make me laugh, not because they're trying to be funny but because they're trying to be serious.

[estebanus]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

I just had an idea. Could Seival be Kai Leng? Both have a tendency to make me laugh, not because they're trying to be funny but because they're trying to be serious.

Dear god, I think you may be on to something here!

Both are unbelievably annoying, both are a blight upon humanity, both make me laugh out of pity, and I want to see both nuked to hell and gone.

OP, it's official, Seival is Kai Leng.

[M Hedonist]

Two more questions. I especially went out of my way to answer the one involving Kai Leng's hair.

[Joe Del Toro]

If Kai Leng is so great, how come he's dead.

[estebanus]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

If Kai Leng is so great, how come he's dead.

That's a common misconception. You see, Kai Leng is a wizard, and as such, he can duplicate himself. Shepard only klled an illusion of Kai Leng, not Kai Leng himself. He managed to use dark sorcery to port out of the base and into a cerberus fighter, whereafter he destroyed an alliance dreadnought before fleeing.

[M Hedonist]

estebanus wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

If Kai Leng is so great, how come he's dead.

That's a common misconception. You see, Kai Leng is a wizard, and as such, he can duplicate himself. Shepard only klled an illusion of Kai Leng, not Kai Leng himself. He managed to use dark sorcery to port out of the base and into a cerberus fighter, whereafter he destroyed an alliance dreadnought before fleeing.

That is a very common misconception. I added another question to the FAQ to clear this issue up.

[estebanus]

I've noticed that Anderson constantly sys that he was born in London. COuld this be because Kai Leng is influencing him?

[Tealjaker94]

The email from Kai Leng has its sender as asari military high command. That's a pretty bad misspelling of Kai Leng. What gives?

Modifié par Tealjaker94, 16 juin 2012 - 12:32 .

[estebanus]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

The email from Kai Leng has its sender as asari military high command. That's a pretty bad misspelling if Kai Leng. What gives?

Kai Leng is a wizard. He can morph into any form. hack into every program. It's not a stretch to say that he could've morphed into an asari commando and send the message.

[C-Sec Officer]

When Shepard sees Kai Leng again he says "You". Could it be that his name is You?...

[estebanus]

C-Sec Officer wrote...

When Shepard sees Kai Leng again he says "You". Could it be that his name is You?...

When Shepard says "you", he's referring to the gunship behind Kai Leng because Kai Leng turned himself invisible. Shepard only thinks s/he's talking with Kai Leng, but in reality, s/he is talking to the gunship that is an AI.

[The Angry One]

estebanus wrote...

Tealjaker94 wrote...

The email from Kai Leng has its sender as asari military high command. That's a pretty bad misspelling if Kai Leng. What gives?

Kai Leng is a wizard. He can morph into any form. hack into every program. It's not a stretch to say that he could've morphed into an asari commando and send the message.

Also, KaiLengroxlol was already taken on gmail.

[M Hedonist]

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