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[D24O]

If Kai leng walked on the moon before Buzz Aldrin, would he get a cameo in a sci-fi videogame?

[The Angry One]

Important questions:

How many Kai Lengs does it take to change a light bulb?
With what products does Kai Leng wash his hair?
Who would win in a fight between Kai Leng and Chuck Norris?

[estebanus]

D24O wrote...

If Kai leng walked on the moon before Buzz Aldrin, would he get a cameo in a sci-fi videogame?

He is the father of sci-fi video games, and he's the main protagonist in each and every one. You just don't notice it because he morphs himslef into someone else constantly.

[C-Sec Officer]

If I sent Kai Leng a friend request, would he accept?

[Village_Idiot]

The Angry One wrote...

Important questions:

How many Kai Lengs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and another to pilot an invincible gunship so no-one can stop him from doing so.

[estebanus]

C-Sec Officer wrote...

If I sent Kai Leng a friend request, would he accept?

You would become one of his human shields, but if you prove yourself useful, you may be promoted to boot licker.

[D24O]

Lets assume Kai Lengs hair is purple. If he dyes it black before ME3 is his hair still purple?

[C-Sec Officer]

If I had a dictionary, where would I find the words Kai and Leng?

[The Angry One]

D24O wrote...

Lets assume Kai Lengs hair is purple. If he dyes it black before ME3 is his hair still purple?

Depends if he also dyes his pubic hair.

[estebanus]

D24O wrote...

Lets assume Kai Lengs hair is purple. If he dyes it black before ME3 is his hair still purple?

No. Kai Leng's hair would turn into pure gold if that were the case.

[M Hedonist]

Three more things that can barely be referred to as "frequently asked questions" added.
Going to sleep now. More questions tomorrow.

[OGWS]

Well, obviously. Except

Sauruz wrote...
Q: Kai Leng vs Chuck Norris. Go.
A: Person listening to reason would most likely bet all his horses on the Leng man to win this contest.

HERESY

[Yaos]

WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS THREAD BEFORE

[BatmanTurian]

Did Kai Leng impregnate the Rachni Queen?

[Erield]

Why is Kai Leng so much faster than Shepard?

[alec1898]

I always knew Troy Baker was a magical man.

[SackofCat]

Kai Leng could have created that bioweapon that only targets The Illusive Man's DNA just to show him who was really in charge. So wouldn't that mean that Kai Leng is TIM's boss?

Which orifice does Kai Leng's "Miasma of Stupidity" come out of?

Did Kai Leng invent the Protheans?

Why does Commander Shepard get so much screen time but Kai Leng gets so little?

Which characters in Mass Effect were actually Kai Leng in disguise?

How did Kai Leng really kill that krogan?

Why did Miranda call Kai Leng a "slippery bastard"?

If Kai Leng was Aria's baby daddy, why did he kill his 150 year old daughter?

Why does Kai Leng look so much like Morlan? They must be related!

Can Kai Leng impregnate himself and conceive a child? Is that how he was born?

Does Kai Leng do Tai Bo?

Haha, Anderson shot Kai Leng in both legs and he had to crawl away like a worm. Loser.

[zambot]

Did Kai Leng have a small part in Big Trouble in Little China?

[CrazyRah]

This thread seems cereal enough, i support it!

[TheChris92]

Is Kai-Leng actually Dick Grayson in disguise? Or is Dick Grayson actually Kai-Leng in disguise?

[SackofCat]

He is so magikool that it would be awesome to see all the horrible torture he can be subjected to and still survive. He is so cool that for him, evolution works with individuals. He's so tough and secure with his manhood that he can pretend to run away from every fight. He is so clever that he tricked the great Commander Shepard into checking her e-mail. He is so heterosexual that he keeps a hologram of The Illusive Man in his pants. Kai Leng switched to oatmeal because it helps keep him regular.

[Erield]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Kai Leng? I think this is a very important issue that no one has addressed yet.

[Joe Del Toro]

Erield wrote...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Kai Leng? I think this is a very important issue that no one has addressed yet.

3. Now it's fun.

[SackofCat]

"Shut up!"

[M Hedonist]

This thread is still on the first page? You people are crazy.
Adding lots of questions to the FAQ right now. Hopefully the anwers will not answer the questions in any way.