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[Erield]

The letters in Kai Leng's name cannot be rearranged to spell "Murderface." Is this a clue?

[Star fury]

Op opened my eyes. It makes SENSE.

[SackofCat]

I feel like I've given you enough crap in the other thread so I'm giving you another flavor of crap here.

[M Hedonist]

A bunch of questions added to the OP.

[Erield]

Sauruz wrote...

A bunch of questions added to the OP.

Q: Did Kai Leng have sexy fun time with the smoking hot Rachni queen?
A:
I believe we can safely assumption that every being in the universe
will eventually be impregnated by conjurer Leng's magical manhood since
not one being of the female variety could resist his theurgical charms.
Synthesis only accelerators that process. Why not? Kai Leng already part
of you. Can you imagine life without him?!

So...****in'...funny.  Yer killin' me, man!

[Erield]

By now everyone knows that the Normandy was testing the newly rebuilt Relays  when it crashes.  Was Kai Leng aboard?  His magic would have been much more useful than Liara's skill at not dying in a crash, Vega's ability to do pull-ups, and Javik's ability to not give a ****, so it would make a lot of sense to try and get him.

[M Hedonist]

No Mass Relay-related questions should arise anymore as the latest FAQ point barely answers a question that is somewhat related to Mass Relays.

[LadyWench]

DUDE! I can see some people are taking this post way too seriously. You put a lot of time into this (more than I wold spend on Kai Leng, personally, lol), but it's still damn entertaining.

Thank you, sir! Really funny!

[D24O]

I see the images are not working. Did Kai leng assassinate them?

[M Hedonist]

D24O wrote...

I see the images are not working. Did Kai leng assassinate them?

Somebody else reported the pictures not showing up for him before. BSN acts weird regarding pictures sometimes.
I'll just post the links for anyone who's experiencing the same problems:
http://s16.postimage...y5rekpv/KL1.png
http://s18.postimage...49mvcqf/KL2.png
http://s13.postimage...3luzqhx/KL3.png
http://s14.postimage...wmeqzen/KL4.png
http://s17.postimage...68g7gwt/KL5.png
http://s14.postimage...7w7rlbz/KL6.png

LadyWench wrote...

You put a lot of time into this (more than I wold spend on Kai Leng, personally, lol), but it's still damn entertaining.

No kidding. The FAQ has become monstrous. I can't believe people actually read all of that.

Modifié par Sauruz, 16 juin 2012 - 06:13 .

[Tealjaker94]

Just want to say that this is by far the best thread on BSN. I used to think that Kai Leng was a loser. Now I understand the greatness of the mighty space warlock.

[Hussain747715]

Erield wrote...

The letters in Kai Leng's name cannot be rearranged to spell "Murderface." Is this a clue?

The letters in Kai Leng's name can be rearranged to spell "King Leia." Does this hint that Kai Leng is transexual ?

[Tealjaker94]

Hussain747715 wrote...

Erield wrote...

The letters in Kai Leng's name cannot be rearranged to spell "Murderface." Is this a clue?

The letters in Kai Leng's name can be rearranged to spell "King Leia." Does this hint that Kai Leng is transexual ?

They can also be arranged to spell "leaking." This must have something to do with peeing in plants!

[Kurremurre]

Tealjaker94 wrote...

Hussain747715 wrote...

Erield wrote...

The letters in Kai Leng's name cannot be rearranged to spell "Murderface." Is this a clue?

The letters in Kai Leng's name can be rearranged to spell "King Leia." Does this hint that Kai Leng is transexual ?

They can also be arranged to spell "leaking." This must have something to do with peeing in plants!

Another anagram could be "linkage".

One definition of "linkage", according to the American Heritage Dictionary:

Genetics An association between two or more genes such that the traits they control tend to be inherited together.

Notice that it's a term related to genetics. This is clearly an allusion to Kai Leng's genetic perfection. In other words, Kai Leng is a sort of Super Human.

Notice how, if you remove the "hu" in "Super Human", you get "Super Man".

Didn't it always strike you as curious that whenever Kai Leng managed to defeat Shepard, there was a clear absence of Kryptonite?

Coincidence? I doubt it...

[Star fury]

It's BSN, I demand moar pictures and TL;DR version!

[M Hedonist]

Star fury wrote...

It's BSN, I demand moar pictures and TL;DR version!

TL;DR: Kai Leng is wizard

[D24O]

Sauruz wrote...

D24O wrote...

I see the images are not working. Did Kai leng assassinate them?

Somebody else reported the pictures not showing up for him before. BSN acts weird regarding pictures sometimes.
I'll just post the links for anyone who's experiencing the same problems:
http://s16.postimage...y5rekpv/KL1.png
http://s18.postimage...49mvcqf/KL2.png
http://s13.postimage...3luzqhx/KL3.png
http://s14.postimage...wmeqzen/KL4.png
http://s17.postimage...68g7gwt/KL5.png
http://s14.postimage...7w7rlbz/KL6.png

LadyWench wrote...

You put a lot of time into this (more than I wold spend on Kai Leng, personally, lol), but it's still damn entertaining.

No kidding. The FAQ has become monstrous. I can't believe people actually read all of that.

Thanks, Kai Leng got into my internet to keep me from seeing the truth, its a good thing you are here to shed the light.

[Star fury]

Sauruz wrote...

TL;DR: Kai Leng is wizard

Thanks!

[M Hedonist]

"Was all that really asked?"
"Yes, but some of the details had been lost in time."
"When can I go to the FAQ?"
"One day, my sweet."
"What will be there?"
"Anything you can imagine. Our thread has billions of questions. Each of those questions could have many words. Every word could be home to a different form of stupid. And every stupid could be a special story of its own."
"Tell me another question about the Leng."
"It's getting late, but okay... one more question."

[freler31]

Ooh, Ooh! Does that mean I get to ask the last question for the FAQ? Ok, I...damnit!

[FellishBeast]

Ah, thank you. Getting tired of all the support threads for the crappy endings. These make me laugh x]

[ericjdev]

Q: Was Mr. Anderson born in London?
A: I am not sure.

I keep on thinking that they maybe touched on this in the campiagn once but I can't remember.

[zambot]

What were you smoking when you first discovered Kai Leng Theory?

[M Hedonist]

freler31 wrote...

Ooh, Ooh! Does that mean I get to ask the last question for the FAQ? Ok, I...damnit!

Nope, just a fancy way of saying I've added another question.
Of which to speak of, I added another one.

[CrazyRah]

This thread gets better by each day. I can't help but to fully support the education of the galaxy. All must know what our great Kai Leng do for the glory of life