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The Effects of the Vorcha


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flyboy85

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So I finally unlocked the Vorcha soldier, and I've noticed a profound effect the Vorcha has had on my salivary glands.  I am the only one who has experienced the symptoms of the condition of Vorchitis?

Symptoms include:

-Overactivity of salivary glands
-increased production of phlem
-increasingly raspy voice
-unexplained outbursts of anger
-powerful urges to yell out "GGggrrrrrrrYYAAAAAHHHH!!!
-instant understanding of Gavorn's tricks
-suicidal runs at enemy formations, even on Gold difficulty (more so than Krogan)
-higher tendency to melee attack (once again, more so than Krogan)
-maniacal laughter when performing a grab kill
-seeing the world around you in multiple shades of red
-drooling
-increased amount of spittal on computer monitor and/or television screen
-strange desire to break fans
-even stranger urge to set things on fire

Am I the only one?  Should I go see a doctor or something??

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Titus Thongger

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additional symptoms
-going somewhere

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Strict31

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The first time I played a Vorcha...I mean played him the way he was supposed to be played, I had a distinct urge to chew out someone's eyes, and to go about on all fours. But then I reminded myself: "WHAT IS THE LAW?" If you fail to follow the LAW, you must go back to the house of pain. It was a sobering lesson.

But then someone knocked on the door and I ate their liver. Oh well. Gonna be a while before I'm ready to take a seat on the Council, I guess...

KILL THEM!!! RRRRAAAAHHHRRR!

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soldo9149

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do you also experience a need to say BIG MACHINE everytime you see a atlas and prime even with other class's and races?
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krypt0nium

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soldo9149 wrote...

do you also experience a need to say BIG MACHINE everytime you see a atlas and prime even with other class's and races?


I thought I was the only one. =)

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P51Mus7ang

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These characters sure push our play style from one end of the map to the other, if I play 20 or so games as a Vorcha, you are an agressive member of the team, now switch to an Asari that is a not in the face character....first few rounds I die:) Same with playing Vanguard with charge.....being more of a back lign fighter I do struggle with a few of them.

As to your question, when playing the night before way too late, waking at 5 a.m. and the first thought is "I AM ALIVE" I think good lord is this a dream:)

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uncontrollable urge to roast marshmellows.

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Feonir

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After my first time Vorcha'ing it up I chased the cat around the living room on all fours for at least an hour.

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Strict31

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soldo9149 wrote...

do you also experience a need to say BIG MACHINE everytime you see a atlas and prime even with other class's and races?

No. That's just absurd. 

I only say it when I see someone driving a Hummer...

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Best Thread Ever... I"M ALIVE GRAaaaghghhhhhh

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xJNPSx THE WAGN

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I always think about breakdancing when I dodge with vorcha

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Kingston Atticus

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Don't forget making the Vorcha break dance around screen just for the fun of it!

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Homey C-Dawg

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When I wake up in the morning, I sit up and yell "I'M ALIVE!".

When my cats come running at me, I yell "MONSTERS!"

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Lokiwithrope

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One time somebody I knew talked like a Vorcha with his buddy for an entire school period. He found it entertaining, the other guy.

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xSNPx ZoDiaC

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GHOST!!!

GRRAAAHHH STRONGEST!

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Tankcommander

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All of the above, plus vocal changes to a raspy pitch.

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soldo9149

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Strict31 wrote...

soldo9149 wrote...

do you also experience a need to say BIG MACHINE everytime you see a atlas and prime even with other class's and races?

No. That's just absurd. 

I only say it when I see someone driving a Hummer...


close enough

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do they say anything when they see a banshee?

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soldo9149

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i believe they shout GHOST and say they strongest or something, big machine though is just something I never not notice hearing them say.

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MoeRayShep

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-laughing at friendly fire from Geth Hunter Mode.

Seriously, exact same red glow!

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I frequently shout "We kill no more today!"

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xSNPx ZoDiaC

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soldo9149 wrote...

i believe they shout GHOST and say they strongest or something, big machine though is just something I never not notice hearing them say.



Ghost is refering to phantoms.

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flyboy85 wrote...

So I finally unlocked the Vorcha soldier, and I've noticed a profound effect the Vorcha has had on my salivary glands.  I am the only one who has experienced the symptoms of the condition of Vorchitis?

Symptoms include:

-Overactivity of salivary glands
-increased production of phlem
-increasingly raspy voice
-unexplained outbursts of anger
-powerful urges to yell out "GGggrrrrrrrYYAAAAAHHHH!!!
-instant understanding of Gavorn's tricks
-suicidal runs at enemy formations, even on Gold difficulty (more so than Krogan)
-higher tendency to melee attack (once again, more so than Krogan)
-maniacal laughter when performing a grab kill
-seeing the world around you in multiple shades of red
-drooling
-increased amount of spittal on computer monitor and/or television screen
-strange desire to break fans
-even stranger urge to set things on fire

Am I the only one?  Should I go see a doctor or something??


No, a doctor is not needed. You are simply "having fun."
Only medicine needed is MOAR VORCHA~! XD

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LoneSpartan08

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Couldn't tell you, because it STILL will not give me a Vorcha Soldier :'(

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TheBanshee

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The first time I played a Vorcha, I was immediately mimicking his voice. And I quickly abandoned my guns in favor of melee. It's so fun to just go around massacring everyone!

Oh my...