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The Effects of the Vorcha


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#26
waltervolpatto

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Love the vorcha...

Big machine is my favorite other than run on my four in the map....

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So I finally unlocked the Vorcha soldier, and I've noticed a profound effect the Vorcha has had on my salivary glands.  I am the only one who has experienced the symptoms of the condition of Vorchitis?

Symptoms include:

-Overactivity of salivary glands
-increased production of phlem
-increasingly raspy voice
-unexplained outbursts of anger
-powerful urges to yell out "GGggrrrrrrrYYAAAAAHHHH!!!
-instant understanding of Gavorn's tricks
-suicidal runs at enemy formations, even on Gold difficulty (more so than Krogan)
-higher tendency to melee attack (once again, more so than Krogan)
-maniacal laughter when performing a grab kill
-seeing the world around you in multiple shades of red
-drooling
-increased amount of spittal on computer monitor and/or television screen
-strange desire to break fans
-even stranger urge to set things on fire

Am I the only one?  Should I go see a doctor or something??

 

GRAAAAAAAAGGHHH! NOT ONLY ONE! ALSO NOT CONDITION! PURE BLOODLUST! YOU ARE VORCHA!! NORMAL FEELING AND BE PROUD OF IT! NOW GO MAKE OTHER VORCHA PROUD AND BURN LOTS OF ENEMY SCROTUMS OFF!!

Don't forget making the Vorcha break dance around screen just for the fun of it!

 

YES! VORCHA LOVE BREAK DANCING! ALWAYS PRACTICE MOVES AT AFTER-LIFE!! MOVES SO HOT THEY BURN! GRRAAAAAAGGH!!

The first time I played a Vorcha, I was immediately mimicking his voice. And I quickly abandoned my guns in favor of melee. It's so fun to just go around massacring everyone!

Oh my...

 

VORCHA MELEE GOOD MELEE!! SMACK NEMISIS AROUND AND THEN BURN BUTTCHEEKS OFF!! KEEP SPEAKING LIKE VORCHA! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!!!!

Love the vorcha...

Big machine is my favorite other than run on my four in the map....

VORCHA LOVE YOU TOO!!! GLAD PEOPLE STILL LOVE VORCHA!!!! NOW WE'RE BACK TO BRING LOTS OF FIRE TO BSN!!! LOTS OF BURNING! GRRAAGGHH!! LOTS OF TEARS!! WE'LL SHOW CRYBABIES!!!! GGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!1!!!1

 

 

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#28
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He's back! :lol:


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DESTROY THEM!!!
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HE'S ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!!  :lol:

Fixed ;)


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I love ya pat

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I love ya pat

LOVE HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!


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Olivia Wilde

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I (sort of) lol'ed

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I (sort of) lol'ed

 

Liked for Firefly.


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