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[Nissun]

I rarely hear people talking when I play.

Not long ago, though, there was a woman that sounded like a Quarian. She had the most awesome accent. I don't know where it was from, since I got disconnected from the match really early, but she just sounded great.

There was a Quarian female on the team, but I can't say for sure if it was her playing it. It was pretty amusing.

[stysiaq]

When I hear conversations, they are usually some Russians talking.

[Pigeon08]

People that make sense are few and far between when I'm playing, most of the people with mics are silent or in party chat (Xbox 360).
The best conversation I have had was just after the latest DLC, I was using my Vorcha Sentinel and he was amazed at my heavy melee. He was (what sounded like) a 12 year old American kid using a Geth Infiltrator. He kept boasting how he could see through walls but after getting downed several times on wave 2 he started saying "Hey I'll just be your guide dog and find enemies for you to kill".
He then started to argue with what I assume was a younger brother about how which character had the highest "level of coolness".

Still, at least it was amusing.

[Pee Jae]

I joined a lobby a while back with 3 other players who had mics, but 1 guy's mic was either screwed up (what he said) or he was using something to change his voice. We're on PS3, so he might have been telling the truth, I dunno, but he sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks. We were laughing so hard we didn't even ready up until the guy changed mics.

Funniest thing I've encountered in MP so far.

[xcrunr1647]

I was playing with some of the guys I normally play with. I'm typically the top scorer with this group, so when I was at the bottom of the scoreboard, the guys were like "Dude, is everything ok? You're not really up to par today."

"Yeah, I'm fine. My girlfriend is here."

"So?"

"So, I'm thinking about sex and not Mass Effect."

They cracked up.

[Kamyczek]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Kamyczek wrote...

Farmtech-Ru wrote...

Epique Phael767 wrote...
What about the Polish?

They are Europeans too, but did not have their chance to invade anyone at that time ))))

That's not 100% truth.
In recent history, we tried to invide Czechoslovakia. Read about Prague Spring. In early dark ages we invided Czech few times. Also, we were inviding Prussia, but that was sort of self-defence.

Those were the good times, weren't they?:D:D:D

Yeah. Our bottoms were kicked every single day, and nobody cared about this - just regroup and charge again, maybe this time we will earn that. No moaning.
And what we've become? We are feeling INSULTED by and american journalist , because she siad, that we were unpleasant for jews at second world war, what in the end is partially true(lot of  collaborators)  we should take our toys and pillage whole world, or die trying.

[Slash_luke]

Kamyczek wrote...

Farmtech-Ru wrote...

Epique Phael767 wrote...
What about the Polish?

They are Europeans too, but did not have their chance to invade anyone at that time ))))

That's not 100% truth.
In recent history, we tried to invide Czechoslovakia. Read about Prague Spring. In early dark ages we invided Czech few times. Also, we were inviding Prussia, but that was sort of self-defence.

That´s also not 100% truth . Prague Spring was invasion of "Warsaw Five" (Varšavská smlouva in czech) which was USSR, Poland, Hungary, East Germany and Bulgaria - so it wasn´t polish invasion but more like USSR invasion (with help from 4 "friends")
And the reason for that invasion? We were becoming more democratic and less communist country..but more than 6000 tanks and half a million soldiers from USSR, Hungary and Poland said "no" <_<

Sorry for OT

[Fennekin]

Slash_luke wrote...

Kamyczek wrote...

Farmtech-Ru wrote...

Epique Phael767 wrote...
What about the Polish?

They are Europeans too, but did not have their chance to invade anyone at that time ))))

That's not 100% truth.
In recent history, we tried to invide Czechoslovakia. Read about Prague Spring. In early dark ages we invided Czech few times. Also, we were inviding Prussia, but that was sort of self-defence.

That´s also not 100% truth . Prague Spring was invasion of "Warsaw Five" (Varšavská smlouva in czech) which was USSR, Poland, Hungary, East Germany and Bulgaria - so it wasn´t polish invasion but more like USSR invasion (with help from 4 "friends")
And the reason for that invasion? We were becoming more democratic and less communist country..but more than 6000 tanks and half a million soldiers from USSR, Hungary and Poland said "no" <_<

Sorry for OT

This thread is turning into a history class yet I am gladly reading all of it (I'm Polish).

[sclera]

Mysterious Stranger 0.0 wrote...

"LOOK AT THE CRAZY MUTHA ****ING KROGAN"

"HOLY **** HE JUST SENT THAT PHANTOM FLYING"

"THAT KROGAN IS CRAZY MAN!"

"LOOK AT THE KROGAN HE JUST AIN'T GIVING A ****"

"HE'S JUST HEADBUTTING EVERYTHING"

oh, to be a bronze player

[IElitePredatorI]

Well it isn't a top conversation but I thought it was worth sharing:

Team Member 1: Guys! This Geth won't die! HELP!

Rest of Team: Where is it?

Team Member 1: Can't you see him? He's in cover next to you!

Rest of Team: That is IElitePredatorI you idiot.

My Face: .

*Awkward silence*

Modifié par IElitePredatorI, 18 juin 2012 - 12:28 .

[CptBomBom00]

Shiranui Okami wrote...

Slash_luke wrote...

Kamyczek wrote...

Farmtech-Ru wrote...

Epique Phael767 wrote...
What about the Polish?

They are Europeans too, but did not have their chance to invade anyone at that time ))))

That's not 100% truth.
In recent history, we tried to invide Czechoslovakia. Read about Prague Spring. In early dark ages we invided Czech few times. Also, we were inviding Prussia, but that was sort of self-defence.

That´s also not 100% truth . Prague Spring was invasion of "Warsaw Five" (Varšavská smlouva in czech) which was USSR, Poland, Hungary, East Germany and Bulgaria - so it wasn´t polish invasion but more like USSR invasion (with help from 4 "friends")
And the reason for that invasion? We were becoming more democratic and less communist country..but more than 6000 tanks and half a million soldiers from USSR, Hungary and Poland said "no" <_<

Sorry for OT

This thread is turning into a history class yet I am gladly reading all of it (I'm Polish).

We just have to watch for the mods, lurking in the shadows, we fight just any mod here on BSN but there's one we fear the John Woo and his banhammer:P:P:P:P

[WiqidBritt]

jerrinehart wrote...

One time these two European guys told me that since I live in Ohio I was a worthless POS and that I should be killed because 200 years ago some white people killed some Indians near where I live. And he was completely serious too, and said all Americans should be killed, not just me.

and I'm sure it's completely lost on him that the "americans" that killed those indians were of EUROPEAN origin.

[Memnon]

I joined a group of 3 who were playing together - all three were Salarian engineers (never seen so many decoys in my life). I was a Salarian Infiltrator, so we had an all Salarian team. They made a comment about the group makeup, and then started talking to each other using the fast, high-pitched Salarian voice throughout the match. I don't know why, but it really cracked me up ...

[kilgh]

My favourite was the time this guy answered the phone while playing.
It started out fine. It was his cousin ringing to say hello, but then it began to degenerate into a full out yelling match and argument about who was lying about something. Happily they ended agreeing to disagree and hung up on friendly terms again.
He didn't stop playing throughout this heated exchange and did just fine on the scoreboard at the end.
Couldn't mute him because I'm on PS3.
Did he forget he had his mic on? Or was he not worried that everybody could hear?

Modifié par kilgh, 18 juin 2012 - 12:34 .

[DHKany]

playing a round of gold,pretty silent for a while with the occasional callout by my teammates. then out of the nowhere, "HOLY S****T THERES A MOTHER*******ING SPIDER ON MY TV SCREEN" and then i hear something falling over and then laughter.

[frustratemyself]

kilgh wrote...

My favourite was the time this guy answered the phone while playing.
It started out fine. It was his cousin ringing to say hello, but then it began to degenerate into a full out yelling match and argument about who was lying about something. Happily they ended agreeing to disagree and hung up on friendly terms again.
He didn't stop playing throughout this heated exchange and did just fine on the scoreboard at the end.
Couldn't mute him because I'm on PS3.
Did he forget he had his mic on? Or was he not worried that everybody could hear?

I think people just don't care. I usually hear people having conversations with whoever wanders into the room during a match.

[Cookiegobbler]

Player #1: "What's good? What's really good? Y'already know folks, Cookiegobbler a.k.a. Queen infiltrator is doing the Godzilla All-Stars Bighead weekend. Only 19yrs old, she's putting the smackdown on these Geth b*tches! She's making it rain like little wayne out there, without even taking of her jacket... or her Uggs!! And later, she's bustin' the Banshee's *sses! All with an M-13 Raptor. Looky here! BLAM!!! Man, I've seen it all! Player #2, back to you!"

Player #2: "This Cookiegobbler is a very exciting, but controversial player--"

Player #3: "-- I don't care how good she is. This girl is a disgrace to ME3 Multiplayer. She epitomises everything wrong with the game today!"

#2: "Now, now, now. Player #3. It sounds like you're hatin' on Cookie because she stacks headshots to the ceiling and her armor looks like 24inch chrome."

#3: "... Yea, that's true... "

#2: "Now let's go back to Player #1."

#1: "Man! Check out how Cookie played in today's match! Here's Cookie going op against a bunch of phantoms... and breaks their ancles!! Seems like a Guardian wants some too, Sit your b*tch-*ss down, son!! Fella's, I'm here with all-stars MVP Cookiegobbler. 740000 points on Gold. 0 death. 15 revives. Cookie is there anything you can't do?"

Cookie: "I donno. Run out of ammo? "

#1: "ROFL! good one little girl. Player #3, 740.000 points for Cookie, you got 24.000... That's got to make you feel f*cked up!"

#3: "It did at first, but then I realised that hatin' on Cookie's superior game doesn't make me a better player. So, guess I have to work harder, step up to her level. That's what great players do, they bring the best out of everybody on the team."

#1: "So you're saying she's better then you?"

#3: "... Yes."

#1: "and stacks more headshots and get's more points then you?"

#3: "Absolutely."

^ Dramatization.

Modifié par Cookiegobbler, 18 juin 2012 - 01:09 .

[Rafficus III]

IElitePredatorI wrote...

Well it isn't a top conversation but I thought it was worth sharing:

Team Member 1: Guys! This Geth won't die! HELP!

Rest of Team: Where is it?

Team Member 1: Can't you see him? He's in cover next to you!

Rest of Team: That is IElitePredatorI you idiot.

My Face: .

*Awkward silence*

I laughed pretty hard at that one.

[donnyrides]

most of the time the talk is about how a vanguard's Charge isn't working.

The worst is when you get into a game with somebody using turtles and are in a very active environment like the "hang out" dorm room or military barracks. The constant background chatter makes actual gameplay communication impossible.

[Mojenator12345]

DHKany wrote...

playing a round of gold,pretty silent for a while with the occasional callout by my teammates. then out of the nowhere, "HOLY S****T THERES A MOTHER*******ING SPIDER ON MY TV SCREEN" and then i hear something falling over and then laughter.

This might be the funniest one in the thread...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

DHKany wrote...

playing a round of gold,pretty silent for a while with the occasional callout by my teammates. then out of the nowhere, "HOLY S****T THERES A MOTHER*******ING SPIDER ON MY TV SCREEN" and then i hear something falling over and then laughter.

:lol:That's hilarious. 

[WandererRTF]

donnyrides wrote...

most of the time the talk is about how a vanguard's Charge isn't working.

Guilty as charged. After hammering charge button several times only to have vanguard do absolutely nothing and then die from Cannibals grenade is A BIT frustrating.

[Manuel La Bor]

My friend went into a bronze match at rank 2400, the three guys in there asked him how he got a paladin 9 and he basically did a perfect rendition of that.

[PhantomFemShep]

Most of the people i meet online with ME3 (Pretty much all EA games) are decent people. Fun to listen to people call banshees and phantom b**ches tho.

[upinya slayin]

Had a conversation with this 1 kid (who i felt bad for at first until i seen how annoying and how much of a DB he can be) anyway it was something like this

Kid: (gone for like a hwole wave then comes back) sorry i had to go throw up
Me: no problem
Kid: i I have this nasty taste in my mouth now
Me: go brush your teeh
Kid: i don't have a toothbrush
Me; How do you not have a toothbrush
Kid: i'm at a friends house and dind't think i'd be staying over
Me: use your finger or some mouthwash
Kid: no, and this taste is horrible and i feel sick
Me: have your parents take you home
Kid: i can't
Me: rinse it out with water
Kid: no, and i'm gonna puke again
Me: just go to bed then
Kid: i cna't fall asleep with this tase in my mouth
Me: try to
Kid: no
(he continues to complain about it for the next 2 games before I finally left the lobby and started my own. Couldn't take it anymore)