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[sH0tgUn jUliA]

upinya slayin wrote...

Had a conversation with this 1 kid (who i felt bad for at first until i seen how annoying and how much of a DB he can be) anyway it was something like this

Kid: (gone for like a hwole wave then comes back) sorry i had to go throw up
Me: no problem
Kid: i I have this nasty taste in my mouth now
Me: go brush your teeh
Kid: i don't have a toothbrush
Me; How do you not have a toothbrush
Kid: i'm at a friends house and dind't think i'd be staying over
Me: use your finger or some mouthwash
Kid: no, and this taste is horrible and i feel sick
Me: have your parents take you home
Kid: i can't
Me: rinse it out with water
Kid: no, and i'm gonna puke again
Me: just go to bed then
Kid: i cna't fall asleep with this tase in my mouth
Me: try to
Kid: no
(he continues to complain about it for the next 2 games before I finally left the lobby and started my own. Couldn't take it anymore)

You lasted that long? Two games? I think I'd have left at the end of the game.

[Longhammer808]

Silver on Jade soon after Rebellion dropped. Noticed two of my teammates had similar gamertags. One sounded like an adult, the other a 12-year old boy. Figured father-and-son.

But their banter was...weird. The 12-year old started pouting about their character's skills. The father consoled them, creepily. I thought, "these are some strange people I'm playing with."

It then dimmed on me it wasn't father and son, it was boyfriend and girlfriend! Seconds later this was confirmed with:

GIRL: I love you!
GUY: Huh, I love you too.
GIRL: No! I LOVE you!
GUY: Ha ha, I love you too.

My character went into a PDA rage and killed all the remaining enemies as quickly as possible to end to match.

[kr3g]

I never heard that anyone talked even once. Makes me wonder if the problem on my side.

[L.ast L.ife]

Cookiegobbler wrote...

#2: "Now, now, now. Player #3. It sounds like you're hatin' on Cookie because she stacks headshots to the ceiling and her armor looks like 24inch chrome."

#3: "... Yea, that's true... "

SWANK.

Modifié par L.ast L.ife, 18 juin 2012 - 07:42 .

[mybudgee]

Thank GOD for mass effect. My little brother came over the other day and insisted on playing COD/ Halo and the conversations between the players sounded like it was taking place in a prison bull-pen. Most ME fans seem to be reasonably considerate and value intelligence, thank the maker...

Modifié par mybudgee, 18 juin 2012 - 07:43 .

[Slojack]

Kinect mic-

Wife-(crying)--"I dont deserve this.'

Husband-'No. You deserve worse'

Wife-'Im not the one who got an HJ from a girl on Craigslist'

Husband-GOD DAMMIT. THAT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THE PAST.'

They would have gone on longer but somebody else in the lobby told them it was being broadcast to everybody and the mic got shut off.

[thecrockpot]

 Silver match on hydra I got placed into. 1 person had faint music on in the background. The other was holding a conversation in Spanish until about 10 minutes in a baby started crying, seemingly right next to the mic, and a man and woman having a heated conversation while the baby continues to cry.

I muted...

[mattalyst_]

Mysterious Stranger 0.0 wrote...

"LOOK AT THE CRAZY MUTHA ****ING KROGAN"

"HOLY **** HE JUST SENT THAT PHANTOM FLYING"

"THAT KROGAN IS CRAZY MAN!"

"LOOK AT THE KROGAN HE JUST AIN'T GIVING A ****"

"HE'S JUST HEADBUTTING EVERYTHING"

This, which is almost verbatim the conversation from one of my favorite Kroguard games on silver. The n00bs on the mic were, to their credit, trying [badly] to strategize and ensure that they were calling out enemies they [incorrectly] thought were dangerous....

Modifié par mattalyst_, 18 juin 2012 - 08:16 .

[upinya slayin]

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Had a conversation with this 1 kid (who i felt bad for at first until i seen how annoying and how much of a DB he can be) anyway it was something like this

Kid: (gone for like a hwole wave then comes back) sorry i had to go throw up
Me: no problem
Kid: i I have this nasty taste in my mouth now
Me: go brush your teeh
Kid: i don't have a toothbrush
Me; How do you not have a toothbrush
Kid: i'm at a friends house and dind't think i'd be staying over
Me: use your finger or some mouthwash
Kid: no, and this taste is horrible and i feel sick
Me: have your parents take you home
Kid: i can't
Me: rinse it out with water
Kid: no, and i'm gonna puke again
Me: just go to bed then
Kid: i cna't fall asleep with this tase in my mouth
Me: try to
Kid: no
(he continues to complain about it for the next 2 games before I finally left the lobby and started my own. Couldn't take it anymore)

You lasted that long? Two games? I think I'd have left at the end of the game.

I felt bad for him until he wore my patince out

[tetsutsuru]

hornedfrog87 wrote...

 So today I was placed in a Silver match with three randoms. All three of which we aparently friends, had high pitched voices, favored swear words, and all spoke about how "stupid" Father's Day was. Even not being a father myself, I found it a tad disrespectful in the direction the conversation was going so I muted them. The moment I turned on my mic again during an objective I was met with one of the kids chanting my gamertag and that I should go die, giving explicit directions, because I was doing his retrieval "job" since he was an infiltrator. End match, I outscored the rest by 40k points and kept us alive in a few rounds where the others couldn't pronounce my name and would start cheering when I'd do a kill or melee grab, while their friend would boo me. I was laughing hysterically throughout as they'd become catty with one another as they weren't sure if they appreciated my aid or not. 

So I got to thinking about prior matches and remembered ones where I'd hear "ooh's" and "ahhh's" as I'd do biotic explosions along with other gameplay, people talking about what they'd do to a Banshee if given the chance, etc. What's your favorite conversations you've heard or taken been subject to in MP?

That's a stupid comment.  Playing a FHI myself, there is nothing advantageous about an Infiltrator on a retrieval objective.  Whenever I make it to a package first, I take it and start my way to the LZ.  BUT if a teammate Krogan, Drell or Vorcha come by, I drop it and have them pick it up as they can move faster, and get it to the LZ sooner.

OP, I hope that match resulted in a successful extraction, you made your cash, and disconnected from the lobby of idiots.

Modifié par tetsutsuru, 18 juin 2012 - 08:46 .

[Apocsapel91]

Once, I had a guy **** about his girlfriend for nearly half the match when another person called him out and questioned whether or not he even had a girlfriend. I took off my headset after that because I really don't like hearing two guys arguing about whose e-peen is bigger.

I honestly don't think I've ever had a pleasant conversation online, with the exception of my corpies in EVE.

Modifié par Apocsapel91, 18 juin 2012 - 08:44 .

[Darkelefantos1]

Slojack wrote...

Kinect mic-

Wife-(crying)--"I dont deserve this.'

Husband-'No. You deserve worse'

Wife-'Im not the one who got an HJ from a girl on Craigslist'

Husband-GOD DAMMIT. THAT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THE PAST.'

They would have gone on longer but somebody else in the lobby told them it was being broadcast to everybody and the mic got shut off.

I'm not sure whether I'm glad not to use my mic, but that's just ridiculous...

[Geimhreadh]

Brief exchange between myself and a friend on the first banshee wave against reapers:
"Remember, no making out with the banshees."
"Aww, but they're just my type!"
"You like screamers?"
"Indeed."

Not sure how the other two people in the match felt about this.

[guitarsniper]

"God, that was like being caught between a rock and a hard place. If both the rock and the hard place were banshees."

[ProjectGemini07]

[1490]

Virtually every match I am in is silent, even if everyone has mics. I have to say that by far the most common conversation I hear is the wife that is trying to talk to/make plans with/argue with the husband who is playing ME multiplayer and not really paying attention.

[Zero132132]

Every time a banshee or phantom appears, there's a slew of misogynistic slurs that I find amusing.

I also like that when someone says "Grenade!" everyone knows what it means. It's universal. You don't have to say "There's a grenade in my vicinity. Move away from me."

Mostly, though, I like talking about the game, or other games, or even about someone's life. I dislike ****s that always talk ****, and avoid them when I can, even if they're very good players. You don't need a great player to win a gold match, and arrogant pricks just annoy me, especially when they think you can't do it without them just because they're better at the game.

[Zero132132]

Apocsapel91 wrote...

Once, I had a guy **** about his girlfriend for nearly half the match when another person called him out and questioned whether or not he even had a girlfriend. I took off my headset after that because I really don't like hearing two guys arguing about whose e-peen is bigger.

I honestly don't think I've ever had a pleasant conversation online, with the exception of my corpies in EVE.

I've mentioned my girlfriend before, but mostly in the "I gotta head, the girlfriend wants to talk and hang out and ****," typically with a twinge of disappointment in my voice.

The trouble with multiplayer games is that if you're in a match, it's sort of a dick thing to do, to abandon your team, and there's only a little bit between matches, so you might even forget that you're supposed to leave. Easy to drop several hours a day on the **** without even realizing it until youre done.

[WestLakeDragon]

Geimhreadh wrote...

Brief exchange between myself and a friend on the first banshee wave against reapers:
"Remember, no making out with the banshees."
"Aww, but they're just my type!"
"You like screamers?"
"Indeed."

Not sure how the other two people in the match felt about this.

This. I think my friend and I tend to make people uncomfortable faily often, though people don't tend to use mics, so they get to live with the oodd conversations I may have.

[BooPi]

Reddemon159 wrote...

I once listened to a couple argue about something, and then broke up their relationship. They both stayed in the match and it got real quiet. Kinda like that dead awkward silence.

That's awesome. I'm gonna get my girlfriend to do a little mock-breakup over the mics next time we game together. We'll have to get started on a script, something really melodramatic and only just barely believable...

[Dust316]

I joined a random silver match where an English gentleman was bragging to a chick in the lobby about how he finally scored his first threesome over the weekend. I was silent waiting to see where this was going, and she just kept laughing at him. It was funny as she really wanted to just play the game. She was a good sport though.

[Jarlan23]

Esbatty wrote...

xassantex wrote...

once a guy was listening to the news while playing.. funny how news can be non descript, after 20 min i still couldn't tell where that guy lived.

Peter: I can barely get any reception on this stupid thing.
So far the only station that comes in is some British guys reading news
from places I'm not sure exist.
British Guy: [on the ham radio] Today, in
Tajikistan, a peaceful demonstration turned to bloodshed as members of
the Turzirly tribe flooded Kenpao Square in remembrance of the third
anniversary of the Hormsburg Massacre. But finally, some good news out
of neighboring Kanduzi, as locals there have reached an uneasy alliance
with the bordering Trolika Bubsie Wubsie Dal. And now with sports,
here's Framptal Tromwibbler
Framptal Tromwibbler: From the world of sport, the
Cointen Spinky Whompers flumped the Floing Boing Welfencloppers,
70-fluff to 40-flabe. At the tone, the time will be 26 railroad. [tone beeps]
Peter: I'm not sure about any of that.

Haha, that's awesome. I read it in their voices. Love FG

[Rafficus III]

tetsutsuru wrote...

hornedfrog87 wrote...

 So today I was placed in a Silver match with three randoms. All three of which we aparently friends, had high pitched voices, favored swear words, and all spoke about how "stupid" Father's Day was. Even not being a father myself, I found it a tad disrespectful in the direction the conversation was going so I muted them. The moment I turned on my mic again during an objective I was met with one of the kids chanting my gamertag and that I should go die, giving explicit directions, because I was doing his retrieval "job" since he was an infiltrator. End match, I outscored the rest by 40k points and kept us alive in a few rounds where the others couldn't pronounce my name and would start cheering when I'd do a kill or melee grab, while their friend would boo me. I was laughing hysterically throughout as they'd become catty with one another as they weren't sure if they appreciated my aid or not. 

So I got to thinking about prior matches and remembered ones where I'd hear "ooh's" and "ahhh's" as I'd do biotic explosions along with other gameplay, people talking about what they'd do to a Banshee if given the chance, etc. What's your favorite conversations you've heard or taken been subject to in MP?

That's a stupid comment.  Playing a FHI myself, there is nothing advantageous about an Infiltrator on a retrieval objective.  Whenever I make it to a package first, I take it and start my way to the LZ.  BUT if a teammate Krogan, Drell or Vorcha come by, I drop it and have them pick it up as they can move faster, and get it to the LZ sooner.

OP, I hope that match resulted in a successful extraction, you made your cash, and disconnected from the lobby of idiots.

I don't care who get's the objectives done, just as long as they're done and done fast. The Infiltrator kept stalling so I just went and got it done. It worked to my favor since I was running a Turian Sentinel build so I was able to absorb a mass amount of damage in between retrieval objectives. We ended up with a successful extraction and a few of the others asking why I was reviving the one threatening me throughout the match. But yes, I did exit as soon as possible. 

[MWaHa]

Slojack wrote...

Kinect mic-

Wife-(crying)--"I dont deserve this.'

Husband-'No. You deserve worse'

Wife-'Im not the one who got an HJ from a girl on Craigslist'

Husband-GOD DAMMIT. THAT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING UP THE PAST.'

They would have gone on longer but somebody else in the lobby told them it was being broadcast to everybody and the mic got shut off.

You should post this to every thread, no matter what the initial topic.

[t3hTwinky]

Firebase Dagger. Silver. Cerberus. Wave 10. 

Upload objective.

Everyone is dead but my Human Engineer. I hear the following conversation between 2 players as I go Custer in the hack circle:

P1: Oh God
P2: Don't sweat it bro, you got this
P1: No he doesn't
P2: Shut up yes he does, don't demoralise him or whatever dude
P1: Jesus look at them all
P2: You got this bro PHANTOM! PHANTOM, BRO
P1: PHANTOM
P2: PHANTOM PHANTOM PHANTOM
P1: Oh God dude I can't even watch this

[I kill the Phantom]

P1: YEEEEAAHHH
P2: Grenade bro
P1: No don't vault dude oh my God they're just everywhere it'll be so gay if you die right now
P2: Don't die dude
P1: DON'T DIE DUDE

[I kill the last enemy, an Engineer, with my flaming heavy melee of justice]

P1: OHHHHH
P2: SPARTAAAAAAA
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAA
P1&2: AAAAAAAAAA

Their banter carried me to victory. I have never been so pumped in my entire life.