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[Tarreth]

JEBesh wrote...

It's not so much the squeeing itself as the fear of imminent glomping that it produces.

The glomping is fine. It only breaks ribs.

It's the Zevran/Oghren/Loghain fanfiction which worries me.

[AClockworkMelon]

I'm more worried about the Zevran/Oghren/Loghain/Dog fanfic.

[Tarreth]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

I'm more worried about the Zevran/Oghren/Loghain/Dog fanfic.

Zevran: Ooh, good dog.
Dog: "Pained whine"

...I need help.

[JEBesh]

The horror of an Oghren + Loghain fanfic is too great to mention.

[Tarreth]

JEBesh wrote...

The horror of an Oghren + Loghain fanfic is too great to mention.

"Ah, armour and pale flesh." Said Oghren "It reminds me of home."
"Did you know I voiced Kain in a production of Blood Omen?" Quailed Loghain, as he threw down his weapons submissively.
"Not exactly." shrugged Oghren, as he bent down..

Have a taste of bad fanfiction to brighten up your day.

[AClockworkMelon]

Dog wrote...

Pained whine.

[fairandbalancedfan]

Bioware you just made my dwrven Commoner angry. Now if we don't get an update soon he and his little gang are gonna tear up bioware offices

[Seruka]

Tarreth wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

It's not so much the squeeing itself as the fear of imminent glomping that it produces.

The glomping is fine. It only breaks ribs.

It's the Zevran/Oghren/Loghain fanfiction which worries me.

Being glomped by an armored Juggernaut doesn't appeal to me. Maybe its just me though.

[JEBesh]

If I don't see some Oghren info with the Friday update tomorrow, I'm going to HULK SMASH these forums.

Modifié par JEBesh, 15 octobre 2009 - 09:52 .

[EmperorOfTheBlack]

/me is proud of his thread. Seriously, the fact that I created a thread with a large amount of replies makes me happy. And I am considering making that my signature



JEBesh wrote...



BioWare will cower in fear at the sight of a heavily armed Lucy running through their headquarters screaming "OGHREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!!" and "SQUEE!!!!!"

[Seruka]

JEBesh wrote...

If I don't see some Oghren info with the Friday update tomorrow, I'm going to HULK SMASH these forums.

But they are so new and shiny and if you do that, well . . . This is why we can't have nice things!!

[fairandbalancedfan]

Seruka wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

If I don't see some Oghren info with the Friday update tomorrow, I'm going to HULK SMASH these forums.

But they are so new and shiny and if you do that, well . . . This is why we can't have nice things!!

You are forgetting our evil overlord Mr. Priestly. He is gonna suck hissoul and eternally torment him if he does that. Well if he has the corage that is.

[JEBesh]

Priestly couldn't handle sucking my soul.

Modifié par JEBesh, 15 octobre 2009 - 10:14 .

[fairandbalancedfan]

JEBesh wrote...

Priestly couldn't handle sucking my soul.

For a minute I thought of that as somethingelse. btw, I changed my Dwarve's expression.

[JEBesh]

fairandbalancedfan wrote...

For a minute I thought of that as somethingelse. btwe, I changed my Dwarve's expression.

Completely unintentional, I assure you.

Is he sneering more, now?

[AClockworkMelon]

It looks like he's growling less. And looking to the right.

Am I off?

[JEBesh]

He was always looking to the right, and I don't think Fair would mellow out his expression at risk of being called cute again.

[Kilsot]

fair forgot to fix his tattoo :x

[fairandbalancedfan]

Kilsot wrote...

fair forgot to fix his tattoo :x

Arrrgh. Now I have to stick a hot metal rod in my forehead. That is how tough dwarven Commoners are. I am scowling a bit more. Back on topic, We need oghren!!!

[Darthnemesis2]

Why has my Oghren thread fallen to page 3!!???!!! Come on, we need Oghren.



We can talk about how awesome and full of win he is...

[JEBesh]

It must be tomorrow.

[Patrialuvien]

Lot of angry dwarf avatars in this here thread.





Hahaha, Oghren will never be revealed. The joke is he doesn't exist, BW is trolling you guys.



Silly dwarfs.

[Darthnemesis2]

They say Oghren doesn't have a chin, under his beard is another battleaxe

[Lucy Glitter]

May I direct all Oghren fanboys/girls to this link!!!!

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[Darthnemesis2]

"Oghren of House Kondrat was once a promising member of the Warrior Caste. His house was not especially high-ranked, but many of its members, Oghren included, had won notable victories in the Provings and were considered to be rising in prestige. When a Smith Caste family with plenty of money but no political connections offered their daughter in marriage, his family accepted the match. And then everything changed.



His wife, Branka, was named a Paragon for her achievements. All of House Kondrat joined her newly-made noble House Branka... and vanished with her into the Deep Roads.



As time passed and it became more and more clear that Oghren had been abandoned, he became the butt of jokes throughout Orzammar. He took to drink, which didn't especially help. Drunk and humiliated, he challenged another warrior to a Proving over an insult and killed him. The match was meant to be fought to first-blood. As a punishment, he was stripped of his house and barred from bearing arms: The only fate worse for a warrior than exile."