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[Zeroth Angel]

DevilBeast wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

DevilBeast wrote...

People should cut poor TIMmy some slack.

Who wouldn´t want to become indoctrinated too, when they encounter this in their mail:
*snip*

Oh DevilBeast is that one of Sarens old Valintines? You kept it, thats so nice.

Oh no, I found it while I was hacking TIMmy´s computer.. He had some interesting Asari/Hanar porn vids on it. 
Think I might use them in my work for PETA (People for the Erotic Treatment of Asari).

My mind .

[thesnake777]

DevilBeast wrote...

Oh no, I found it while I was hacking TIMmy´s computer.. He had some interesting Asari/Hanar porn vids on it. 
Think I might use them in my work for PETA (People for the Erotic Treatment of Asari).

Oh I see the asari found asari porn on TIMs computer..Shame on your Lies DevilBeat..Shame on them...

I do have a question DevilBeast...What do you Asari really look like? And could you explain why this deception is okay? thanks!

[DeathScepter]

thesnake777 wrote...

DeathScepter wrote...


Just because he is an xeno lover, it doesn't mean he is useless. Snake, we need good PR to gain other useful humans to our side.

Also Snake, I know the files are good due to TIM allowed me to bug him inorder for me to get into the good graces of the old Shadow Broker. The Yagh was intelligent but bit of a ****** if you know what i mean. So I was well paided by both him and TIM. TIM is a lot of things, one thing TIM is reliable. Don't worry about the Asari, I will keep her nice to us if I can.

Very good points DeathScepter... I just get a little crazy when the xeno lovers come out..however I am sure we can convince him of the error of his ways and when we do this we can then turn him around and drag his xeno lover friends to us so we can help them.

Keep the asari running in circles. The second we get the chance your going to inherit the mantle of the shadow broker.

Remember Xeno Lovers like him, Tend to be good PR for Cerberus. And All she knows that I am a Shadow Broker Agent that worked for the old boss, that is true. And I do have some pro human view that she know about. Working for Cerberus, I do know that she doesn't know. Due to I accidently erased some files relating to my loyalities to Cerberus.

[DevilBeast]

Carlthestrange wrote...

[Carlthestrange]

[DevilBeast]

thesnake777 wrote...

DevilBeast wrote...

Oh no, I found it while I was hacking TIMmy´s computer.. He had some interesting Asari/Hanar porn vids on it. 
Think I might use them in my work for PETA (People for the Erotic Treatment of Asari).

Oh I see the asari found asari porn on TIMs computer..Shame on your Lies DevilBeat..Shame on them...

I do have a question DevilBeast...What do you Asari really look like? And could you explain why this deception is okay? thanks!

I didn´t kidnap those people and turn them into asari, I swear!!!

Oh, sorry thought you were the cops. Well, my experiments are highly classified and I don´t even think the SB knows. Still searching for Shepard´s socks I hear.

Modifié par DevilBeast, 19 juin 2012 - 06:00 .

[DeathScepter]

we do know DevilBeast and if you want to keep doing your experiments, you need to pay some credits regularly and a copy of all of your records for safe keeping.

Well, I know that STG is interested in making Varren into more effective war beasts, So your research would be useful to them. So it would be into your best interest on genetic research under keeps and out of the hands of STG.

[Jagri]

Join Cerberus? Bah! I rather go with a organization I can trust.



Not like they will become hell bent trying to control a alien race beyond their comprehension or that within the attempt will come to expose the entire human race to a danger that would threaten our very exsistance.

Modifié par Jagri, 19 juin 2012 - 06:43 .

[DevilBeast]

DeathScepter wrote...

we do know DevilBeast and if you want to keep doing your experiments, you need to pay some credits regularly and a copy of all of your records for safe keeping.

Well, I know that STG is interested in making Varren into more effective war beasts, So your research would be useful to them. So it would be into your best interest on genetic research under keeps and out of the hands of STG.

Since when have Cerberus been interested in helping the STG???? They are like the Salarian Cerberus.

BTW: My experiments are best left in the dark (or in my laboratory, whatever you may call it). Even Spidey knows that:

Modifié par DevilBeast, 19 juin 2012 - 06:49 .

[DeathScepter]

They don't. Well I am a Loyal Shadow broker agent that get paid well to be loyal regardless whom is in charge.

Cerberus prefers to works with humans and if they don't have inhouse specialist, then they would contract it out like with Shepard's cell. And they prefer ideally to develop their own unique technologies sometimes borrowing other government's research. Sometime Cerberus would employ the Shadow Broker and its agents to recover some technology. often I am sent out for this missions.

[malakim2099]

Terrorize69 wrote...

Shepard: I'll never join you!

TIM: If you only knew the power of the Reapers. Anderson never told you what happened to your father.

Shepard: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

TIM: No. I am your father.

Shepard: No...no. That's not true. That's impossible!

TIM: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

[Shepard cries in anguish]

Shepard: No! Nooooooooooo!

TIM: Shepard, you can destroy the Reapers. I have foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.

*Joins Cerberus*

So Ashley is Shepard's sister? That could be disturbing...

[excelon]

[Lord_Frostwind]

So my choices are a bunch of idiot obstructionists who, with the exception of two Admirals and Garrus sat around twiddling their thumbs, or extremists whose staff life expectancy is worse than the Galactic Empire but actually did work on dealing with the problem. Let me drive an Atlas and Cerberus can count me in.

[thesnake777]

Lord_Frostwind wrote...

So my choices are a bunch of idiot obstructionists who, with the exception of two Admirals and Garrus sat around twiddling their thumbs, or extremists whose staff life expectancy is worse than the Galactic Empire but actually did work on dealing with the problem. Let me drive an Atlas and Cerberus can count me in.

hahahahahah
I love how you summed up the situation so well.
One atlas coming up.

[DRTJR]

I'm surprised some other Cerberus types hate Xeno lovers. Considering Kelly Chambers is one, member and believer of Cerberus.

[thesnake777]

DRTJR wrote...

I'm surprised some other Cerberus types hate Xeno lovers. Considering Kelly Chambers is one, member and believer of Cerberus.

As the Reapers close in on their goals, and as the Situation within the galaxy deteriorates, we only become more devote to TIM and his cause. He is Humanities Savior. We will Prevail. 

[Rick Lewis]

Jagri wrote...

Join Cerberus? Bah! I rather go with a organization I can trust.



Not like they will become hell bent trying to control a alien race beyond their comprehension or that within the attempt will come to expose the entire human race to a danger that would threaten our very exsistance.

[DeathScepter]

thesnake777 wrote...

DRTJR wrote...

I'm surprised some other Cerberus types hate Xeno lovers. Considering Kelly Chambers is one, member and believer of Cerberus.

As the Reapers close in on their goals, and as the Situation within the galaxy deteriorates, we only become more devote to TIM and his cause. He is Humanities Savior. We will Prevail. 

With or without TIM, I am devoted to both Cerberus and Humantiy and protect them from the Reapers.


Death to Reapers. Then we harvest their technology. And feast on their knowledge and develop our own path.

[MongoNYC]

Taboo-XX wrote...

DoomManiac wrote...

what i need right now is Miranda's ass

Inappropriate.

But nonetheless valid.

[grey_wind]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Shepard was merely a tool. Once his/her purpose was done with, he cast him/her aside and set his own plans in motion.

To sum up, the Illusive man played Shepard like a fiddle, but it ended up in Shepards favor. (Getting the Normandy, the crew defecting, etc.)

The problem with this is that Shep's resurrection only makes sense if TIM intended to use him as a symbol in the Reaper War.
It would make no sense to bring Shepard back to simply throw him at the Collectors and then cast him aside when he is most pivotal. If he just wanted a leader for the Suicide Mission, Miranda, Jacob or Garrus would have more than sufficed.

[shadowkinz]

What some of u are saying about shepard was a tool and was cast aside is bull.. If shepard wanted to stay with cerberus, kai leng woulda been thrown outta the airlock. Tim seems more disappointed in shepard, at least in my game, than as if shepard is an old rusty tool. Throughout the game it seems that tim still has some sort of respect for shepard, and regrets that he saw things differently

[TurianFrigate]

Ok let me list the things I did for Cerberus in ME2 as RenegadeShep
1.I saved the collectorbase.
2.I sold Legion.
3.I let project Overlord go on.
4. I gave them the data from that one agent.
5. I gave then Geth weather control device data.
6. I got them a whole bunch of valuable Eclipse cargo.
7. I killed the Turian anti-human diplomat.
8. I got them the data from the Prothean sphere.
9. I got them some more Geth weather data.
10, I got them the Strontium Mule's cargo.
11. I always agreed with TIM.
Edit.
12. I gave them Veetor.
13. I kept Grunt in the tank (there might be a reason why the Tank is not on the Normandy in ME3).

Modifié par TurianFrigate, 20 juin 2012 - 11:09 .

[Terrorize69]

TurianFrigate wrote...

Ok let me list the things I did for Cerberus in ME2 as RenegadeShep
1.I saved the collectorbase.
2.I sold Legion.
3.I let project Overlord go on.
4. I gave them the data from that one agent.
5. I gave then Geth weather control device data.
6. I got them a whole bunch of valuable Eclipse cargo.
7. I killed the Turian anti-human diplomat.
8. I got them the data from the Prothean sphere.
9. I got them some more Geth weather data.
10, I got them the Strontium Mule's cargo.
11. I always agreed with TIM.

^ This.

And by the end of it, TIM and Shepard got on "well".

If Shepard was a tool, he damn well was the best tool TIM ever had, no way he'd not want to keep using him.

[DevilBeast]

Argh!! There´s too much of this Schutzstaf... Ehh... I mean Cerberus praise in this thread.

We need more Spiderman!!

[DeathScepter]

I do see TIM using Shepard as a backup in ME3 if everything gone to hell. One thing I like about TIM is that he always has a back up plan for everything even if the original plan went to hell.

And the Cerberus lovers are the counterbalance to the Cerberus haters.