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[TookYoCookies]

 Wow Honestly, where to start (great topic by the way OP.) ...

Weellll, First off:

Defense Commitee Member: "How do we stop them?" 

Shepard: "Stop them? This isnt about strategy or tactics!" "We Need to consolidate all forces right now. Like seriously, Right the F*ck Now. All Planetary defenses need to be on/armed and ready to Rock right the f*ck now. How many new Normandy class Frigates have you guys made? None? Figures, you guys are all stupid as f*ck; Normandy class frigates need to start being mass produced asap. Ground forces needed to be deployed in force 15 minutes ago, Multiple M92 Cains need to be issued to every squad size infantry unit we have.. Contact the Batarian Hegemony, we need a sit-rep on them, do whatever you gotta do to get them to co-operate, and-..."

DCM: "Actually... There has been no Official Batarian Communication coming out of the Terminus systems for the past week now.. So-"

Shep.: "Wait, What?! You mean no communications, from Khar'Shan?"

DCM: "None."

Shep.: "****, why is that, whats going on there?"
DCM: "We dont know.."
Shep.:"*Sigh* ..... Ok, let me get this straight.. So this alien Race that has just had an entire solar system full of  their colonists, 300,000 to be exact, blown up by a Human military officer, or former alliance military as you guys claimed, and now there is mysteriously little to no communication coming from their home systems, and you guys, the powers that be, have no idea why or what is causing the non-existence of communication? "

DCM: "Yes.. Thats correct."

Shep.: "Wow, ok, hahaha Jesus F*cking Christ.. HOW ARE YOU NOT MONITORING EVERY SINGLE SQUARE INCH OF BATARIAN SPACE FROM THE EXACT MOMENT YOU LEARNED WHAT I DID? THERE ARE 2 F*CKING POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS: 
   
1. THE BATARIANS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO INVADE THE SH*T OUT OF US RIGHT F*CKING NOW.

or

2. I WAS RIGHT (you idiots) AND THE REAPERS ARE OBLITERATING THEM WHILE ON THEIR WAY TO COME OBLITERATE US AND THE REST OF THE F*CKING GALAXY!!

Jesus Christ you people are f*cking worthless."

Random Alliance Female: "We've lost contact with Luna Base!"

Shep.:"Yeah, f*ck this. Im out, Im taking the Normandy, Spectre Authority, Go F*ck yourselves."

*Enter Citadel*

Miranda:"Shepard!"

Shep.: "Sup girl; yo get your sh*t and get on the Normandy. We'll pick up your sister and get the f*ck outta here, Reapers is trippin'." 
Miranda:"Ok, but what about the alliance? 
Shep: "Yeah, f*ck them, i quit. Aint no thang."
Miranda:"Wow, thats great! But what are we gonna do about my Fath-.."
Shep.:" Damn girl dont trip, just get on the Normandy and head up to my room and get settled.. And by 'settled' i mean Naked." *Spank*



Lol, those are the only 2 changes i can force out through my keyboard atm... But there are many lines of dialogue, and/or lack of dialogue choice that are in need of attention.

[breakdown71289]

Catalyst: I am.....the Catalyst.....but i am also the Architect of The Matrix.
Shepard: Come again?
Catalyst: Synthetics were always meant to do battle with Organics.....that is why i created The Matrix.
Shepard: WHAT?
Catalyst: You must now make a choice.....Red, Green, or Blue
Shepard: But what do i do?
Catalyst: CHOOSE
Shepard: -_______________-

[alec1898]

breakdown71289 wrote...

Catalyst: I am.....the Catalyst.....but i am also the Architect of The Matrix.
Shepard: Come again?
Catalyst: Synthetics were always meant to do battle with Organics.....that is why i created The Matrix.
Shepard: WHAT?
Catalyst: You must now make a choice.....Red, Green, or Blue
Shepard: But what do i do?
Catalyst: CHOOSE
Shepard: -_______________-

You need to add the part where Shepard asks for the red pill.

[breakdown71289]

alec1898 wrote...

breakdown71289 wrote...

Catalyst: I am.....the Catalyst.....but i am also the Architect of The Matrix.
Shepard: Come again?
Catalyst: Synthetics were always meant to do battle with Organics.....that is why i created The Matrix.
Shepard: WHAT?
Catalyst: You must now make a choice.....Red, Green, or Blue
Shepard: But what do i do?
Catalyst: CHOOSE
Shepard: -_______________-

You need to add the part where Shepard asks for the red pill.

Catalyst: I am.....the Catalyst.....but i am also the Architect of The Matrix.
Shepard: Come again?
Catalyst: Synthetics were always meant to do battle with Organics.....that is why i created The Matrix.
Shepard: WHAT?
Catalyst: You must now make a choice.....Red, Green, or Blue pill.
Shepard: But what do i do?
Catalyst: CHOOSE.
Shepard: -_______________-
Shepard: Well can i at least take the red pill with a glass of water?
Catalyst: LOL no.

Modifié par breakdown71289, 22 juin 2012 - 05:28 .

[dgcatanisiri]

Seracen wrote...

dgcatanisiri wrote...

PhantomFemShep wrote...

Liara: I still cant fight those things..... My people.
Shepard: Oh yea, about that. Ive been fighting my own people 'things' for three damn years, if you dont remember, im sure I could find you a few examples.

Yeah, I can't argue that. Or when she's in her cabin, crying over Thessia and 'all those people'... (Granted, this would probably be renegade dialogue, but still, it'd be satisfying for me.)

Shepard: Thessia's not the only world the Reapers have hit. I watched them invade Earth, remember? Do you remember the fires on Palaven? Where were your tears then? Your world is far from the only one they're devastating, but you're the only member of this crew who's crying over it. Unless you want to go back there and try to do something, grow a quad and stop acting like you're the only one the Reapers have hurt.

I didn't exactly expect Liara to handle it as well as Garrus.  And between the Krogan and the Turian, at least those homeworlds had hope, Rannoch even more so.

I don't think I minded Liara being broken up over it, just how angry she was at Javik, or how much they went out of their way to make the fall of Thessia more dramatic than the slow destruction of Earth.

It made sense, thematically, and the beats were in the right place.  However, it was too much, too fast.  If they wanted to sell the heartbreak, I'd have preferred a few non-critical missions (like we get on Tuchanka and Rannock) to truly wrench our hearts when we lose Thessia.

Ironically, this would have set up the "bittersweet" endings as a possibility, even if the last two games ended bombastically happy in comparison.  Never thought the "Empire Strikes Back" of the franchise would be the thematic high point for tone, usually that's supposed to elicit the gut wrenching "I hate you" reaction.

Part of it is the rengeade-ish attitude of the statement, but it's not just Garrus. It's everyone on the Normandy aside from Tali, who, as she says, just reclaimed her homeworld. The entire crew has lost their worlds to the Reapers, and they're not weeping, needing Commander Shepard to come to them and console them (at least if you don't take the paragon interrupt with her confrontation with Javik or don't have Javik in the crew). Yes, it's not a characterization stretch for her to be broken up about it, but, although I wouldn't always take that option, I do think that some irritation on Shepard's part, whether expressed or not, when she's crying about Thessia falling when almost everyone else in the crew has lost their worlds to the Reapers as well.

[shodiswe]

First and foremost the Catalyst part.... It needed a serious rework...

The rest would be minor details in comparison.. Right im unfortunately too tired and gettign hungry to think of any logical argument one way or another... parhaps this is what hapend to the people doing the endings? I'm tired and hungry, lets just scribble something down and go for lunch!

[HelpingFR]

- A dialogue for to romance James Vega for both Shep' (He'll be more usefull then for me)

- A dialogue for to forgive Archer for what he did in Overlord (But I don't know if it's happen if we choose the pragmatic end to Overlord).

- A dialogue for trying to romance Tali with FemShep and Garrus with MaleShep

- A dialogue for to say : "F*ck you" to the Catalyst

[ComfortablyNumb]

dgcatanisiri wrote...

Part of it is the rengeade-ish attitude of the statement, but it's not just Garrus. It's everyone on the Normandy aside from Tali, who, as she says, just reclaimed her homeworld. The entire crew has lost their worlds to the Reapers, and they're not weeping, needing Commander Shepard to come to them and console them (at least if you don't take the paragon interrupt with her confrontation with Javik or don't have Javik in the crew). Yes, it's not a characterization stretch for her to be broken up about it, but, although I wouldn't always take that option, I do think that some irritation on Shepard's part, whether expressed or not, when she's crying about Thessia falling when almost everyone else in the crew has lost their worlds to the Reapers as well.

I was actually very pleasantly surprised, when - on the shuttle and then later on the way to the temple - Kaidan also told Liara to stop whining and get her act together.

[Applepie_Svk]

Catalyst : I am Catalyst - what are you doing here ?
Shep: Javik throw it out of airlock...
Javik: With pleasure

[Applepie_Svk]

TookYoCookies wrote...



Random Alliance Female: "We've lost contact with Luna Base!"

Shep.:"Yeah, f*ck this. Im out, Im taking the Normandy, Spectre Authority, Go F*ck yourselves."

0:45-0:50

[Hicks233]

Liara: Shepard?
Shepard: **** off Liara.

[xSTONEYx187x]

JamieCOTC wrote...

Xellith wrote...

Id have to write a few hundred pages.

This. 

Double this. 

I hate the way they handled the dialogue wheel in comparison to Mass Effect 1 & 2. And I'll never get sick of mentioning it. 

[KiwiQuiche]

BlazingZephyr wrote...

Shep to Turian councilor: "Ah yes, Reapers..."

THIS

Why it wasn't in the game I'll never understand. <_<

[Dominus]

[The EDI Reveal]

EDI: Is there a particular topic you'd like to discuss, shepard?

Shepard: Yes, why did the developers decide to give you a D-Cup?

EDI: Developers of this current body construct? The Illusive man likely found a cybernetics expert for the aesthetic design.

Shepard: ...Then I think it's time to consider a new wardrobe set, now that you're heading into society. Can't have you running around the Citadel stark naked.

EDI: Searching the extranet for possible transactional venues. Ah. I've found just the place.

[Cue Cheesy Dressing-Up Montage]

[Arlionis]

When Shepard refers Legion as him and Tali violently "corrects" Shep by saying "IT, Shepard, IT".

I'd love to call security and order them to throw Tali and Xen out of the Normandy and say "I don't want hateful racists in my ship". 


Shepard not saying absolutely anything at all while Tali's trying to dehumanize a friend and loyal ally really, really angers me.

Modifié par Arlionis, 22 juin 2012 - 01:44 .

[lillitheris]

Hm, I wish all these ideas were in my dialogue wheel/dialogue additions thread from three months back… <_<

Modifié par lillitheris, 22 juin 2012 - 01:30 .

[KiwiQuiche]

Arlionis wrote...

When Shepard refers Legion as him and Tali violently "corrects" Shep by saying "IT, Shepard, IT".

I'd love to call security and order them to throw Tali and Xen out of the Normandy and say "I don't want hateful racists in my ship". 


Shepard not saying absolutely anything at all while Tali's trying to dehumanize a friend and loyal ally really, really angers me.

Agreed. I wish my Shepard could tell Tali to shut the hell up when she said that. Even my Paragon wanted to snap at her; she was getting fed up with the quarians and their bullsh!t at that point

I mean you can Paragon Interupt Xen when she's ragging on Legion, so why not Tali?

[FeralEwok]

TookYoCookies wrote...

Defense Commitee Member: "How do we stop them?" 

Shepard: "Stop them? This isnt about strategy or tactics!" "We Need to consolidate all forces right now. Like seriously, Right the F*ck Now. All Planetary defenses need to be on/armed and ready to Rock right the f*ck now. How many new Normandy class Frigates have you guys made? None? Figures, you guys are all stupid as f*ck; Normandy class frigates need to start being mass produced asap. Ground forces needed to be deployed in force 15 minutes ago, Multiple M92 Cains need to be issued to every squad size infantry unit we have.. Contact the Batarian Hegemony, we need a sit-rep on them, do whatever you gotta do to get them to co-operate, and-..."

DCM: "Actually... There has been no Official Batarian Communication coming out of the Terminus systems for the past week now.. So-"

Shep.: "Wait, What?! You mean no communications, from Khar'Shan?"

DCM: "None."

Shep.: "****, why is that, whats going on there?"
DCM: "We dont know.."
Shep.:"*Sigh* ..... Ok, let me get this straight.. So this alien Race that has just had an entire solar system full of  their colonists, 300,000 to be exact, blown up by a Human military officer, or former alliance military as you guys claimed, and now there is mysteriously little to no communication coming from their home systems, and you guys, the powers that be, have no idea why or what is causing the non-existence of communication? "

DCM: "Yes.. Thats correct."

Shep.: "Wow, ok, hahaha Jesus F*cking Christ.. HOW ARE YOU NOT MONITORING EVERY SINGLE SQUARE INCH OF BATARIAN SPACE FROM THE EXACT MOMENT YOU LEARNED WHAT I DID? THERE ARE 2 F*CKING POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THIS: 
   
1. THE BATARIANS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO INVADE THE SH*T OUT OF US RIGHT F*CKING NOW.

or

2. I WAS RIGHT (you idiots) AND THE REAPERS ARE OBLITERATING THEM WHILE ON THEIR WAY TO COME OBLITERATE US AND THE REST OF THE F*CKING GALAXY!!

Jesus Christ you people are f*cking worthless."

Random Alliance Female: "We've lost contact with Luna Base!"

Shep.:"Yeah, f*ck this. Im out, Im taking the Normandy, Spectre Authority, Go F*ck yourselves."

*Enter Citadel*

Miranda:"Shepard!"

Shep.: "Sup girl; yo get your sh*t and get on the Normandy. We'll pick up your sister and get the f*ck outta here, Reapers is trippin'." 
Miranda:"Ok, but what about the alliance? 
Shep: "Yeah, f*ck them, i quit. Aint no thang."
Miranda:"Wow, thats great! But what are we gonna do about my Fath-.."
Shep.:" Damn girl dont trip, just get on the Normandy and head up to my room and get settled.. And by 'settled' i mean Naked." *Spank*

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new headcanon...

[KiwiQuiche]

TookYoCookies wrote...


Random Alliance Female: "We've lost contact with Luna Base!"

Shep.:"Yeah, f*ck this. Im out, Im taking the Normandy, Spectre Authority, Go F*ck yourselves."

Pffft haha yeah a few of my Shepards would have loved to have been able to say that, especially my non-Earth Born ones who didn't give a crap about Earth. And the committees utter retardness

FeralEwok wrote...

TookYoCookies wrote...

*Enter Citadel*

Miranda:"Shepard!"

Shep.: "Sup girl; yo get your sh*t and get on the Normandy. We'll pick up your sister and get the f*ck outta here, Reapers is trippin'." 
Miranda:"Ok, but what about the alliance? 
Shep: "Yeah, f*ck them, i quit. Aint no thang."
Miranda:"Wow, thats great! But what are we gonna do about my Fath-.."
Shep.:" Damn girl dont trip, just get on the Normandy and head up to my room and get settled.. And by 'settled' i mean Naked." *Spank*

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new headcanon...

Lol makes me think of Fallout;
"Grab your sh!t! We're leaving!"
Needed that convo option for all ME2 crew.