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[B3ckett]

For me, ME3 was like a beautiful girl seen walking from the sunshine in my direction.
With each second closer to the premiere, her body gained shapes. Beautiful shapes. I heard Casey's words and got more and more excited. It seemed like a dream come true. So I ordered a dozen roses (CE) a long way from the actual meeting spot (premiere)

When the day came she was nice. Not brilliant, but nice. She had something in her.
Yep, the conversations were dumber, I couldn't ask her all the questions I wanted and here responses sometimes were... surprising.

I felt that every topic was the same (linear missions), but she had her way of throwing away hair with the sun behind her head (Tuchanka) and that nostalgia, when she talked about her lost puppy (Rannoch).

And I fell for her from that moment. We went to my place. Everything was ready. Wine, candles. I was sure I would get the time of my life.
When I stripped off my clothes, she leaned over and whispered:
"I was once named John" (Ending/Starchild)

And that's how I feel about ME3. And I dare not to go to a second date with John.

[Xellith]

You enjoyed the journey though right? Thats what matters apparantly.

[Helios969]

Nice!

[GreyLycanTrope]

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

Modifié par Greylycantrope, 21 juin 2012 - 12:56 .

[TsaiMeLemoni]

Greylycantrope wrote...

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

I think coffee just came out of my nose...

[B3ckett]

Xellith wrote...

You enjoyed the journey though right? Thats what matters apparantly.

Well yeah, but left a bad taste in my mouth ...

[JayneD]

Greylycantrope wrote...

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

This.

I thought to OP was more about their fear of transgendered people than the ending.

[TsaiMeLemoni]

B3ckett wrote...

Xellith wrote...

You enjoyed the journey though right? Thats what matters apparantly.

Well yeah, but left a bad taste in my mouth ...

Now I have disgusting images in my mind. Thanks.

[Eire Icon]

B3ckett wrote...
When I stripped off my clothes, she leaned over and whispered:
"I was once named John" (Ending/Starchild)

The question is what choices did she give you and which one did you take ???

[Ranadiel Marius]

*insert Sleepaway Camp reference*

[B3ckett]

Eire Icon wrote...

B3ckett wrote...
When I stripped off my clothes, she leaned over and whispered:
"I was once named John" (Ending/Starchild)

The question is what choices did she give you and which one did you take ???

Well, somewhere in between she asked me what I'd like to drink: whisky or whiskey (Geth/Quarians)?
In the end, after saying her/his name she asked: do you want to be at the top, bottom or sideways? It didn't matter, because in all of those scenarios I was... not in a good spot, if you know what I mean<_<

[Shaleist]

If ME3 were a girl.. it'd be Liara of course. What a silly question.

[comrade gando]

Xellith wrote...

You enjoyed the journey though right? Thats what matters apparantly.

lololol!

[Memnon]

Crying Game ... I'll just leave that out there

[Quething]

Oh, good. Transphobia. That's just what we need around here, less respect for our fellow human.

[Peranor]

Greylycantrope wrote...

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

lol

[ohiocat110]

Greylycantrope wrote...

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

And Marauder Shields is the guy trying to warn you that she slept with your best friend, but his car breaks down on the way to the wedding.

[Joe Del Toro]

Greylycantrope wrote...

If we're going with the girl analogy then it was more of a 5 year relationship and I was left at the alter with only a scribbled note that said "noodles"

That is in the top 5 funniest things I've ever read in this forum.

[Adugan]

That story sounds like personal experience, OP

[BDelacroix]

I've met girls that are like the ME3 ending. They play up one personality then its like their head comes off and they reveal the real monster within.

[Joe Del Toro]

I'm gonna try and resist posting my thoughts here, because damn if the premise isn't dangerously close to turning into an Oerba Yun Fang thread.

[DistantUtopia]

Helios969 wrote...

Nice!

Double Nice!

[BDelacroix]

Quething wrote...

Oh, good. Transphobia. That's just what we need around here, less respect for our fellow human.

This response reminds me of a customer at a warehouse I once worked at.  He had a chip on his shoulder and thought everyone hated black people.  He once ordered a part and was asked if he wanted that in black or silver because, you know, those are the two colors it comes in.  Instead, he couldn't see past the fact that someone said black and had to rant about how "you got a problem with black?!"

Yea, try to see the message for what it is, not for your own attempt at being somehow more enlightened than everyone else.

[known_hero]

I thought this was going to be a mass effect rendition of "I use to love H.E.R" by Common; where you talked about how the girl(mass effect) meant something to you in the beginning but as she became more popular, she became self centered and started hanging out with the wrong crowds(EA) and eventually became a shell of her former self(although, I don't think ME3 is a shell of it's former self but some do).

Missed opportunity by the OP but cool story bro

Modifié par known_hero, 21 juin 2012 - 02:26 .

[ZombieJohn84]

I always figured it like this... Once you strip your clothes off, you have to settle for a handjob (the ending) and she says, "You'll have to finish on your own." (the headcanoning that followed)