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#76
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Kosmiker wrote...

Facepalm: two people disabling a device.
Double facepalm: three people disabling a device.


even worse when its those i-know-everything-so-i-have-to-tell-you-by-screaming-through-themic people, 

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When my cobra misses the MASSIVE robots (yeah, I know Atlas's aren't robots...
When there's more than one player in the same class in the same game
When my shots don't do any damage
When I'm disabling and noone covers me
When I'm an Infiltrator and Soldiers or Vanguards insist on doing all the disabling
When I'm sniping and there are Vanguards around
People who stand at the spawns, then wonder why nothing's spawning there
People who don't revive

And one guy who tried all-out telling me what to do. So I commited suicide :D

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using a med-gel and in the same moment a banshe warpes to you and insta kills you the moment you get up

press A to revive -> goes into cover
press A to revive -> jumps forward or over cover
press A to revive -> leans against a wall
press A to revive -> press A to revive -> PRESS A TO REVIVE  -> dead :(

Modifié par bendermac, 23 juin 2012 - 12:19 .


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Infiltrators that don't cloak......

Vanguards that Biotic charge hordes of enemies die and then whine about not being revived
(stupid action..Darwin says you die)

Using medigel only to have 2 Phantoms spawn on top of me

Geth Hunters in general

"a" Button does everything

N7 1's playing silver

The Javelin (why do i keep trying,because I have it at 10)

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When tech power doesn't last long enough for another power to charge and cause tech burst

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Ex-Cerberus players who stand out in the open spamming Smash like tards then rage when I won't revive them.

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Krogan soldiers/sentinels that melee banshees at full barrier.

Several people disabling the same objectives over and over again (once may be a mistake, twice is facepalm, thrice and I grab my mic and tell them how silly they are...

When a novaguard charges and dies all the time (if you can't play smart, go and use something more standard, like human soldier)

When I am playing engineer and I stop doing overload, only to have the asari adept spam warp and only warp...

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The host leaving in wave 10. Seriously, if you can't play for 20 minutes, why start a game at all?

People wanting to shoot the same guy as me... right in front of me. I hate the auto dialogue that pops up then, when the character warns about friendly fire. I wish there was auto dialogue that tells those people to get out of the way. :/

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scooterbaga wrote...

Holding down the LZ in the last wave... You just spent 10 waves doing it right, then they run straight to the LZ at the start of the last wave... Why? You should get as far away as possible, and play like you have the rest of the match.


This is a pet peeve of mine too! 90% of the time I'm the only one that doesn't do this straight way on wave 11 and then I'm sort of forced to go join the rest of the team to help them out u.u Oh well!

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ProfGast wrote...

Promoting a character and then entering a U/U/B match, only to see someone trying to initiate a vote kick on you due to using a level 1 character. No seriously guys if I'm not gonna take a level 1 into bronze where do you think I am going to go?


this is always hilarious when the other 3 people are N7 50 playing lv 20 characters and some N7 999999billion comes in with a level 1 and they seem to think they're going to ruin their bronze match! I mean... really??

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scooterbaga wrote...

Holding down the LZ in the last wave... You just spent 10 waves doing it right, then they run straight to the LZ at the start of the last wave... Why? You should get as far away as possible, and play like you have the rest of the match.


There is worse...when one of the team doing this is shouting curses at you for not being at the LZ! The LZ is the last place you want to be before it is necessary, but somehow people can't help but go to the light in the mosquito and fly electrocution thingy.

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When you're the only Vorcha in a squad of Vanguards.
When you're the only Krogan in a squad of Vanguards. (including Krogan Vanguards)
When that guy chases you to the upload, then insists on uploading, even though you got there first and are clearly already uploading.
When that guy leads all the enemies to the upload by standing right beside you to "cover you".
Realizing you're the tennis ball between two people on opposite ends of the map who keep dying.

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This happened to me twice today: I'm in a lobby with three people and two infiltrators and a forth guy joins, playing as soldier or sentinel and then changes his class to infiltrator! I mean, what the heck??? If it happened by chance that three out of four people join as infiltrators, and the fourth guy is fine with that, all right, but to actively change your character to that class is really a jerk move IMO.

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N7Kopper wrote...

Immaculate J wrote...

Infiltrator threads

I somehow think the staff know what they're doing better than we do.

Fagnan SMASH!

I'd prefer Fagnan PUNCH!

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When someone tries to kick you out of the bronze or silver lobby for no reason at all, even when you've immediately pressed ready, your N7 level is high enough, your weapons are fine, you never drop out of matches, and you're not a bad player. The only thing I can figure is that sometimes it's because my origin name gives away my gender, and there's a 10 year old boy that hates girls. ;)

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The mass effect MMO thread got a pyramid of 20+ NOs
Yet this one has 10 "infiltrator threads" quotes and no pyramids. >_>


My answer to this thread:
FBWGG

Modifié par Biotic_Warlock, 23 juin 2012 - 05:52 .


#93
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Heldarion wrote...


*space* *nothing happens* *space* *space* *spacepacepcapcecpacpecpae*

Wrong game.

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When people go into cover just outside the hack circle oblivious and people who get the tricked by the biotic sphere thinking that is the hack circle.

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zeal.assassin wrote...

Nerf Threads, Fix it Threads, Complaining About Getting Kicked Threads, Should I Report Threads, Guy/Girl who got banned remorse thread.


All of the above!

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Immaculate J wrote...

Infiltrator threads


^

This.

Also, when you're trying to do the Commendation Pack squad goal of extracting with Vorcha/Krogan/Batarian and the 4th guy won't listen or change his Geth to either of the qualifying classes Image IPB

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People still equipping ULM mod

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ProfGast wrote...

Promoting a character and then entering a U/U/B match, only to see someone trying to initiate a vote kick on you due to using a level 1 character. No seriously guys if I'm not gonna take a level 1 into bronze where do you think I am going to go?


ROFL!

I think I was most offended in a PUG when I did this with my lvl 1 Fem. human soldier... my WORST character EVAH!...... got top score, and got kicked.... I only know I got top score because I wanted to see just how terrible I did in the match, and if I even helped at all.

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People who back themselves into a corner walking backwards shooting at a full health banshee, then complain about gettin grabbed.
Vanguard stereotypes.
Lack of turian rolling.
People who stand in the evac zone at the start of wave 11.

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xGunKungFUx wrote...

dejarnat1 wrote...

xGunKungFUx wrote...

Im just getting sick of all the stupid banshee warps and rockets going through walls... and a cover system that is so broke enemies can hit you even though you are behind cover and have the high ground. Its getting utterly ridiculous.


^This.

It's amazing how well the enemies dodge warp and how I get hit with it when it misses me by 5 feet after I dodge.


Ya its funny how the enemy can dodge everything including gun shots... but they made rockets and warp have such a radical turn ability that now you cant dodge anything. So whats the point of our dodge??


It seems like the new maps are the worst for this! I hate getting shot to death on Hydra in the upper room when I'm behind cover. Drives me insane.

Especially cloaked Widow shots.... When I first saw this, I was like.............. WTF? That Geth Trooper just dodged a freakin' sniper round! And I get hit while cloaked and running away by every enemy on the map?