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Fellow Destroyers, what are the first 5 things you Shepard does upon recovery?


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#26
Reptilian Rob

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MissMaster_2 wrote...
5. Have a home on Vermire, adopt like 6 kids. :) Hook Liara and Javik together because my Shep is a creep like that.

(For the record, I know Javik has an east African accent FFS)

Javik: "Ya mon, we be makin' dinner fasta dan a green snake in a suga' cane field!"

Liara: "Tell me more about your people."

Javik: "Ya mon, dey be all dead mon."

Liara: "Yes, I know. What about their culture?"

Javik: "We be smokin' lots of ganga mon. Reapers be gettin' high off dem fumes mon."

Liara: "I can't believe I married you"

Javik: "Lets have dat gud sexy in me wata' bed mon."

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matchboxmatt

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

1. Tell Garrus he's my bro, and that we're making those vids and retiring. Renting a beach house on Illium together.

2. Tell Liara I'm marrying her, and we're going to have nasty ass sex in said beach house.

3. Retire from the Alliance and military. No more of that ****.

4. Visit Palaven and tell Garrus' dad I'm secretly gay for him. Never tell Liara.

5. Visit the Citadel and ****** on the part where the Catalyst was.

6. Go to Anderson's memorial and cry.

7. Make a documentary called "This entire war was bull****."

8. Write a book called "Why the Catalyst was bull****."


My list verbatim.

#28
Thornne

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Climb up on top of Harbringers corpse and yell "THIS HURTS YOU!" while relieving myself.

I'll come up with the other 4 later.

#29
myrmedon419

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Lethlis wrote...

Fist Pump
Bro Fist Garrus
Have sex with Tali
Take everyone up on all the drinking offers he received
Some how wake up on Omega
Retire to a quiet corner of Rannoch until the end of my days.

This.

Modifié par myrmedon419, 28 juin 2012 - 05:10 .


#30
BLAHBLUE2001

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

Speculate.
Use his imagination.
Apply headcanon.
Make up what happens next.
Enjoy his newfound closure.



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DRTJR

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Version 2,0
1, ****** on Harbinger's corpse.
2, Retire with Tali
3, Visit, Garrus, Javik(Living like a King on the Hanar home world), Zaeed, Grunt, Wrex, Samara, Miranda, Kaiden, and Jack
4. Adopt Baby Krogan
5. After Dying of old age get buried on Mindoir, the beginning and end to a long journey,

#32
o Ventus

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1. Reunite with Miranda.

2. Find Joker, repent for killing EDI.

3. Reconcile with his still living friends.

4. Discuss plans to rebuild humanity.

5. Later, reform Cerberus with Miranda.

#33
Jonathan Sud

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In order:
- Bang Tali
- Have a party with all of your teammates, drinking and having fun
- Request a promotion
- Take leave to build Tali a house
- Adopt a baby krogan

#34
CronoDragoon

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o Ventus wrote...

5. Later, reform Cerberus with Miranda.


Oh snap!

#35
CronoDragoon

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1. Find out Destroy mutated my implants. I will now live for a thousand years.
2. Bang Liara for a thousand years.
3. ???
4. ???
5. Profit!

#36
blooregard

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1) recover
2) find somewhere warm and tropical
3) find Garrus
4) live off the royalties from all the vids
5) sign autographs

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LolaLei

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1) Reunite with the Normandy crew and Kaidan
2) Gets told off by Joker for killing EDI but promises to find a way to fix her and the Geth
3) Has a celebratory drink with everyone
4) Takes Kaidan off for a VERY long weekend, to make up for lost time
5) Helps rebuild galactic civilisation and keeps in touch with all her crew from all 3 games

Modifié par LolaLei, 28 juin 2012 - 05:18 .


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MissMaster_2

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6. Have hot sex with Garrus on Herby's body.

7. Hook Tali up with Joker if I can't fix EDI. Shep is a creep once again.

8. Hook Kadian up with...James?

#39
G Kevin

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Lethlis wrote...

Fist Pump
Bro Fist Garrus
Have sex with Tali
Take everyone up on all the drinking offers he received
Retire to a quiet corner of Rannoch until the end of my days.



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corporal doody

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1) Hug Liara
2) Kiss Liara
3) Have a beer
4) Find a quiet spot
5) proceed with the making of blue babies

#41
Kileyan

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We should restrain a newly recovered Shep, until we know he won't snap and start shooting any male child between the ages of 5 and 9 years old. I wouldn't blame him either, but think of the children.

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o Ventus

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CronoDragoon wrote...

o Ventus wrote...

5. Later, reform Cerberus with Miranda.


Oh snap!


What?

#43
Tritium315

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1) Dust myself off after my orbital decent of sheer badassitude
2) Pour one out for the homies, EDI especially
3) Find my crew
4) Punch joker for dipping out like a little ****
5) Bang Liara

#44
blooregard

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MissMaster_2 wrote...

6. Have hot sex with Garrus on Herby's body.

7. Hook Tali up with Joker if I can't fix EDI. Shep is a creep once again.

8. Hook Kadian up with...James?


I'm playing as male shep but...I'm ok with this

#45
CronoDragoon

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o Ventus wrote...

What?


I thought it was a cool idea.

#46
gmboy902

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Sex with Ashley
Clone Miranda's dead corpse
Wait 20-30 years
Sex with Miranda
Retire somewhere tropical and live off the royalties from the vids.

#47
Und3rstndCHAOS

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1. Hug Tali
2. Have a Beer With Garrus
3. Build a House On Rannoch
4. Cry over anderson, and EDI (Choose Destroy)
5. Retire and advise the council on how not to make the same mistakes, and live peacefully, on Rannoch, somehow making half quarian/Human babies.

#48
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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Made a fanfic about this.

1. Wakes up
2. Reunites with Tali and crew
3. Watch Garrus make fun of Vega's ****** poor aim.
4. Hunts down a cerberus operative who was once his friend
5. When it's peace time, pals around with Garrus and crew. Star gazes with Tali during the night.

#49
Alex_Dur4and

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1. Find Liara and "reunite"
2. Retire from the military
3. Honor and mourn my fallen comrades
4. Go have a drink with the surviving comrades and toast to pretty much everything
5. Take Liara to a far away, romantic and intimate place, propose to her, make blue babies and be the best dad ever!

Modifié par Alex_Dur4and, 28 juin 2012 - 05:35 .


#50
JunMadine

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Lethlis wrote...

Fist Pump
Bro Fist Garrus
Have sex with Tali
Take everyone up on all the drinking offers he received
Some how wake up on Omega


Perfect but for me have Tali, Liara and Samara (maybe Miranda)
Demand promotion to Admiral for the hell of it.
Spectre Status for life.

Do whatever I want.