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[Fast Jimmy]

Hello BSN!

This thread is a parody-spoof thread where anyone is welcome to post their own parody lyrics to a BSN, Bioware or just gaming-life related topic in general. Anyone is welcome to take a shot and requests for songs or topics are more than welcome!

For a list of the posted songs to date:

~~ Bioware Superstar - Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar~~
~~ Beat I.T. - Beat It by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Trollin' For Gaming News - Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre~~
~~ Flemeth the Magic Dragon - Puff the Magic Dragon by Peter Paul and Mary~~
~~Biotic Attack - Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot~~
~~Every Plot Choice Matters -Everybody Hurts by REM~~
~~ Sten-A - Lola by The Kinks~~
~~Scientist Salarian - Piano Man by Billy Joel~~
~~ Awesome Button - Push It by Salt and Peppa~~
~~ A Series I Used to Known  -Someone I Used to Know by Goyte~~
~~ Through the Fire and the Flames Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragon Force~~
~~ We Won't Be Fooled Again  Won't Be Fooled Again by The Who~~
~~ Grip It - Whip It by Devo~~
~~ Banned for All Time - D@*ned For All Time from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar~~
~~ Neat Fan Website - Sweet Transvestite from the musi~~
~~ Anvil of the Void - Arms of the Ocean by Florence and the Machine~~ 
~~ Be Prepared - Be Prepared from the movie Lion King~~
~~Even If It Breaks Your Heart - Even If It Breaks Your Heart by the Eli Young Band~~
~~ God of the Biotics - Ironic by Alanis Mooresette~~
~~ Dark Ritual - Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Bioware Employee - Superhero by Stephen Lynch~~
~~I'm Made of Rock! - I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister~~
~~ This Thread Will Survive - I Will Survive by Aretha Franklin~~
~~ Do You Believe in Space Magic? - Do You Believe in Magic by The Lovin' Spoonful~~
~~ Templar - Pepper by the Butthole Surfers~~
~~ Robots - Robots by Flight of the Conchords~~
~~ We Didn't Start Bioware - We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel~~
~~ You'll Have to Pay - By the Way by the Red Hot Chili Peppers~~
~~Awesome Things - Original song performed by Army of Gnoblars~~
~~ Land Down Under - Land Down Under by Men at Work~~
~~ Bad Romance - Bad Romance by Lada Gaga~~
~~ ME - The Tree by Rush~~
~~ Enter Starman - Enter Sandman by Metalicca~~
~~ Shepherd - Ben Bernake by Lemon Demon~~
~~ Deadly Shillers - Deadly Sinners by 3 Inches of Blood~~
~~ Heart Icon  - F**k Her Gently by Tenacious D~~
~~ I Built a House - I'm On a Boat by The Lonely Island~~
~~ Qunari'mon! - Pokemon theme song~~
~~ Master of Trollers  - Master Exploder by Tenacious D~~
~~ The Tester - The Roadie by Tenacious D~~
~~ The Soul Playing Game - Original Freestyle by Dominus Vita~~
~~ Bastket Case - Basket Base by Green Day~~
~~ Fenris and the Anders - Pinkie and the Brain theme song~~
~~ Ashley and the Thane - Pinkie and the Brain theme song~~
~~ Minsc-y and Khalid - Pinkie and the Brain theme song~~
~~ Rogue - Vogue by Madonna~~
~~ The Mako - The Metal by Tenacious D~~
~~ EA's the Boss - Beezleboss by Tenacious D~~
~~ Somebody I Used to Glow - Somebody I Used to Know by Goyte~~
~~Your Glown' Veins - You're So Vain by Carly Simon~~
~~ Springtime for Reapers - Springtime for Hitler from the musical The Producers~~
~~ Ding Dong! The Thread is Dead - Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead from the musical the WIzard of Oz~~
~~ MP Now Girl - Holla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani~~
~~ Vakarian Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen~~
~~ Dwarf Romance - Bad Romance by Lady Gaga~~
~~ Dirty Diana - Dirty Diana by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Harbie Girl - Barbie Girl by Aqua~~
~~ Eluvian Mirror - Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Slice, Slice Gaidey - Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice~~
~~ SuperTaliFrag-a-liciousXPalidocious - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from the movie Mary Poppins~~
~~ Hell Bent for Feathers - Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest~~
~~ Hey Woo - Hey Jude by the Beatles~~
~~ RGB - ABC by the Jackson 5~~
~~ Banned in Style - Gangnam Style by PSY~~
~~ U Jelly I'm Right - Black or White by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Under Thresher - Under Pressure by Queen~~
~~ (Swooping is) Bad - Bad by Michael Jackson~~
~~ Wheel - Hook by Blues Traveller~~
~~ Fanimaniacs - Animaniacs theme song~~
~~Gaider, That Writer - Paperback Write by the Beatles~~
~~ Cash! - Flash! by Queen~~
~~ Noes! The Dominus Nostradamus by Judas Priest~~
~~ Oh No You Didn't - commercial theme song for Mercernaries 2~~
~~ Like a Warden - Like a Virgin by Madonna~~
~~ Bump - Jump by Kris Kros~~
~~ Cinematics Killed the RPG Star - Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles~~
~~ Everything Sucks - Everything Goes by Randy Houser~~
~~ Andrastian Scholar - Poppin' My Collar by Three 6 Mafia~~
~~ The Interview (pt.1)~~
~~ The Interview (pt 2)~~
~~ Cry of the Banshee - Cry of the Banshee by Brocas Helm~~
~~ LI Threads on Their Minds - Too Much Heaven on Their Minds from the Jesus Christ Superstar musical~~
~~ Reboot - Tribute by Tenacious D~~
~~ Welcome to Dragon Age -Welcome to Paradise by Green Day~~
~~ Crop it Likes its Bot - Pop it Like Its Hot by Snoop Dogg~~
~~ Where is the Wuv? - Where is the Love by the Black Eyed Peas~~
~~ Dominus Vita is a Gangsta - D@*n it Feels Good to be a Gangsta by Ghetto Boyz~~
~~ A-Mare-ica (Buck Yeah!) - America! (F**k Yeah!) from the musical Team America World Police~~
~~ Troll the Bait Free Your Hate by KMFDM~~
~~Rap of the Problematique - Map of the Problematique by Muse~~
~~Have an Avi - In The Navy by the Village People~~
~~ Hey Its Ann and I Feel Oh Fine - 867-5309 (Jenny) by Tommy Tutone~~
~~ Dey-Mon - The Banana Boat Song by Harry Bellafonte~~
~~ Think About It - Think About It by The Flight of the Conchords~~
~~ Gaidey, Gaidey, Scrap the Import - Wild World by Cat Stevens~~
~~Lusive in the Sky with Yeoman - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by the Beatles~~
~~Fan That Wasn't There - Antigonish, a poem by Huegher Mearnes~~
~~Bad Gurl - Where Did You Sleep Last Night by Nirvana~~
~~Oghren's Drunk - Thunderstruck by AC/DC~~
~~Rockerz - Ruckus by Starburry17~~
~~ The Mass Inclined - The Last in Line by Dio~~
~~Plot's Been Eclipsed by the Art - Total Eclipse of the Heart, orignal song by Bonnie Tyler, cover by Dan the Band~~
~~Ending Oddity - Space Oddity by David Bowie~~
~~Let There Be Locks - Let There Be Rock by AC/DC~~
~~No More Romance Threads - She's a Maniac by Michael Sembello~~
~~I'm Hexing and I Know It - I'm Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO~~
~~The Power of Bugs - The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News~~
~~Troll the Threads - Deck the Halls, a Christmas Carol~~
~~Twelve Days of Christmas  - Twelve Days of Christmas, a Christmas Carol~~
~~Oh, Chris Priestly - Oh, Christmas Tree, a Christmas Carol~~
~~We Three Kings - We Three Kings, a Christmas Carol~~
~~Blight Christmas - White Christmas by Drifters~~
~~Saarebaas - Silver Bells by Bing Crosby~~
~~Twelve Days of Effect Mass - Twelve Days of Christmas, a Christmas Carol~~
~~ A Non-Parody Christmas Wish - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Judy Garland~~
~~If You're Gonna Adventure in Thedas - If You're Gonna Play in Texas by Alabama~~
~~The Ballad of Belle - The Ballad of Belle from the movie Beauty and the Beast~~
~~We Are the Krogan - We are the Champions by Queen~~
~~Love Thread - Love Train by The O'Jays~~
~~D@mn Catalyst of Mine - Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses~~
~~Mass Effect Pie - Miss American Pie by Don McLean~~
~~Another Husk Bites the Dust - Another One Bites the Dust~~
~~I Believed in Commander Shepherd - I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake~~
~~Hype Train - Love Train by the O'Jays~~
~~Archangel Garrus vs. Wrex Urdnot - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by Flight of the Conchords~~




~~**Dragon Age: Inquisition - The Chant of Light**~~
~~Introduction~~
~~Hello! - Song~~
~~Two by Two - Song~~
~~Awkward Introduction - Scene~~
~~But I'm the PC - Song~~
~~Mess With the Qunari, Get the Horns... - Scene~~
~~Strange Religion - Scene~~

Now, for the first song of the thread....

To the theme and tone of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Jesus Christ Superstar
Been a while since I watched this video, the shimmying going at 1:58 had me busting out laughing!


Bioware, when I look at you I don't understand...
Why you let the games you do get so out of hand
You'd have managed better if you'd had a plan
So why'd you choose arcade combat that requires a twitchy hand?

The spiritual successor of Baldur's Gate was set to reach the whole nation...
...but then David G and Casey Hudson wanted more "Mass Effect-a-zation!"

Don't you get me wrong...
Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong... 

I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know!

Bioware... Bioware... Who are the fans you try to attract from nowhere?
Bioware... Superstar! Are you really as good as they say you are? 

Tell me what you think about your developer friends at the top.
Who do you think besides yourselves are the pick of the crop?
CD Projekt, are they where its at? Are they where you are?
Does Bethesda give player agency or was that just PR?

Did you mean DA2 to end like that, or was that a mistake, or...
Did you know ME3 complaints would be a record breaker?!

Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong... 

I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know! 

Shepherd Christ... Shepherd Christ! If the Catalyst is lying, what did you sacrifice?
Bioware... Superstar! Are you as good as they say you are?

Don't you get me wrong... 
Don't you get me wrong...  
I only wanna know... 
I only wanna know...  

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 05 juillet 2013 - 02:51 .

[wsandista]

HAHA! What makes this even better is that I just listened to an audio of JCS.

[Volus Warlord]

*shakes head and backs away*

[Fast Jimmy]

wsandista wrote...

HAHA! What makes this even better is that I just listened to an audio of JCS.

A co-worker came up to me last week and said 'Whats the buzz? Tell me what's-a-happenin'.' and caused me to go on  kick of listening to that sound track again. Carl Anderson is the man. 

[Ninja Stan]

Clever.

[Naughty Bear]

Ninja Stan wrote...

Clever.

You wish you came up with it don't you?

[Ninja Stan]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Ninja Stan wrote...

Clever.

You wish you came up with it don't you?

I would have used a different song.

[Arcadian Legend]

Interestin'.

[Fast Jimmy]

Ninja Stan wrote...

Clever.

I'll take a 'clever' over a ban-hammer any day of the week!:innocent:

[Naughty Bear]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Ninja Stan wrote...

Clever.

I'll take a 'clever' over a ban-hammer any day of the week!:innocent:

You sure? Being banned by Woo's banhammer is the greatest of all honours.

[Fast Jimmy]

^
It's an honor I've had before! Once is fine with me, to be honest.

 

[Farbautisonn]

Dear Diary:
Op displayed a modicum of both intelligence and humor today.

[Arcadian Legend]

Naughty Bear wrote...

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Ninja Stan wrote...

Clever.

I'll take a 'clever' over a ban-hammer any day of the week!:innocent:

You sure? Being banned by Woo's banhammer is the greatest of all honours.

Its basically BSN's equivalent of knighthood.

I think all my bans have only ever been at your hands Woo. But let's get back on topic. Anyone else got any good song parodies like OP here in their head?

Modifié par Arcadian Legend, 28 juin 2012 - 10:08 .

[Fast Jimmy]

To the music of Michael Jackson's Beat It

If you haven't seen this Chinese Army video of Beat It, then you haven't discovered what the internet is really for.


They told them "Don't you ever post around here!
Don't wanna hear about Indoctrination, you better disappear"
Bioware has made their endings very, very unclear
But still beat IT. Just beat IT.

Shepherd runs, Shepherd does what he can
He's all covered in blood, but is he still a man?
Everything after the beam seems to just tick off the fans
So beat IT... but the fans want it so bad!

Just beat IT... beat IT...
Were the Reapers defeated...?!
Showin' "proof" videos all through the night
It doesn't matter if its canon or trite
Just beat IT, beat IT.
Just beat IT, beat IT - Woooh!

You have to show them that you're really not scared
Shepherd's creepy dreams, is there hidden meaning there?
They'll tease you and they'll freeze you and then tell you you're out there
So beat IT... but the fans want it so bad!


Just beat IT... beat IT...
Were the Reapers defeated...?!
Showin' 'proof" videos all the through the night
It doesn't matter if its canon or trite
Just beat IT, beat IT.
Just beat IT, beat IT - Woooh!


(Insert awesome guitar solo here)


Just beat IT... beat IT...
Were the Reapers defeated?
The endings made no sense at all in any light
But saying IT was real assumed the writers were that bright...
Just beat IT, beat IT... ...were the Reapers defeated? (Oh Lord...)

(fade out)

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 01 juillet 2012 - 02:43 .

[Fast Jimmy]

^

...this is play on the fact that the abbreviation for the Indoctrination Theory is "IT."

...yeah.

[AngryFrozenWater]

Brilliant, Fast Jimmy.

An instrumental version to sing along...

"Beat it" - Stanley Clarke, Marcus Miller & Victor Wooten.

Three of the best bass players in the world guarantee the "artistic integrity".

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 29 juin 2012 - 12:34 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Victor Wooten is the MAN.

Saw him and his brother live about five years ago. He did his version of Amazing Grace using all kinds of bass harmonics - glorious.

[Eternal Phoenix]

I'll admit. I'm surprised this thread didn't get locked. I consider that a miracle on the BSN off-topic forum...

[Fast Jimmy]

^
I think I'm going to make it my goal to keep this thread going with songs as long as possible without it getting banned.

Good luck, me.

[slimgrin]

I want one to the tune of puff the magic dragon.

[Siansonea]

There needs to be a song about how BioWare implemented the results of the character's decisions in ME3, or rather, didn't.

[Fast Jimmy]

To the music of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice

To be honest, I was thinking of the Rusted Root version about half the time when I was writing up this guy.


With so much drama with new EC
Its kinda hard discussing anything DA or ME...
but I, some how some way
Keeping checking on these funky posted threads like every single day

May I... kick a little something for the RPGs
and... suggest a few plot ideas as I breeze 
through two in the morning 
and the boards are still jumpin'
cause Chris Priestly ain't home

I got pro-enders and IT folks gettin' it on
and they won't stop fighting till six in the mornin'...
so whatcha wanna do?

I got four Shepherd playthroughs and my homeboys do too
So save the Rachni and destroy The Base of the Collector's
But... But what? We don't care about lore!

So we're gonna add a comment about that...
Posts up, bans down, all your forumites bounce to that...


Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)
Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)

TEWR got him a thread about a gorilla Dwarf origin
Everybody wants to play it now, but Bioware ain't chippin' in
You know this type stiff happens all the time
EA's gotta get their's before I get mine...

Everything is fine until you mention the OGB
Then you've got the import flag discussions that be important to all but me
Who listens to the words I speak? 
So I read up on the Angry Frozen Water's update about the new daily beats 

And get laughing at this post by Crusty...
Fallout on the BSN is just plain crazy...

Maria Cailban disagrees with about everything posted by Brockolly
And GMagnum's been banned more than a dog has fleas
At ease, as I mob with the BSN as I please, TES nexus ain't got nothing on these,
I'm just...

Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)
Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)

Later on that day...
My homie Allen Schumacher comments on a topic in a friendly, thoughtful way
with a joke and an old school gaming reference that made me choke
and John Epler's love for Day-Z ain't no joke, you'd better back up off it
Or Ninja Stan will bring the Banhammer down...
Topics 'bout Voiced PC, yeah I'm locked in now

But Sylivus ain't stopping, and Realmzmaster's still talkin'
bEVEthesda's got more quote bullets than the city of Compton
talking about skill-based dialogue is just a cherry on top
but when Plantiff starts talking, I'm racing up off the spot

Don't get upset peeps, that's just how it goes
You all know I love you bros, now I'm out tha do'...
And I'll be...

Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)
Trollin' on the B-S-N, searchin' for new game news
Laid back... (with my eye on my friend's list and my gaming on my mind)

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 31 décembre 2012 - 01:32 .

[wsandista]

This thread = AWESOME

[Fast Jimmy]

LOL Ugh. Never another rap parody for me. You never realize how many rhymes and lines are in your average rap lyrics until you have to re-write them!

[wsandista]

i was going to do "The Times They Are-A-Changin", but it's too easy. If you replace "Times" with "Bioware" it works surprisingly well.