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[Fast Jimmy]

DominusVita wrote...

I use BBCode for all the spoofs.

(Replace the dashed with brackets like '[' and ']')

-center-

Blah Blah Something About A Game
Blah Blah

-/center-

You can also do the same thing with colors, but it can be a pain in the butt to work on.

Thank you! I've always marvelled at how polished your lyrics are formatted and never wound up asking until now. I'll give it a shot on my next go-round.

[Fast Jimmy]

 The impromptu interview by Dom the other day about the starting of this thread got me thinking of my original source material, Jesus Christ Superstar, and a song from there that I'd been toying with for a while.


To the theme of Jesus Christ Superstar's Heaven On Their Minds. 

Seriously, if you've never heard this song/seen this video, click that link and see why Carl Anderson is a certified BAMF.

The BSN is clearer now...
At last... all too well...
I can see
where we all... soon will be...


If you strip away
The race... from the game...
You will see
Where DA3... soon will be...

BIOWAAAAAAAAARREEEE!!!

All of your fans believed
When you said what DA3 would do
We started to believe this talk of
DA:O was true!

Now all the hope you've built
Will soon be swept away
You'll become a cautionary tale of
the industry today!!!




Listen Bioware, I don't like what I see
All that I ask is that you listen to me
And remember... I've been your right hand fan all along
You have set the forums on fire
With a human-only persona
And they'll turn on you and say you're wrong


https://encrypted-tb...--fzX4uNeEi9Azo

I remember when this company began
No talk of cinematics, we were just RPG fans
And believe me... my admiration for you hasn't died
But every post you make today
Gets twisted 'round some other way
And they'll make it seem like you've lied


https://encrypted-tb...uLskt2Ur66qbTSq

Edmonton, your gaming throne
should have stayed individually owned
No EA controlled acquisition
Small budget, but still good!

Choice driven RPG click fests
would have suited Bioware best
They'd have kept all their fan charm
No one alarm!



Listen Bioware, this is more than just race
Don't you see? You must keep the fanbase in place
This is rocky ground...
Have you forgotten how put down you AAAAAARRRREEE?!

I am frightened by how loud
People are posting "no pre-order now"
And EA will crush you if sales drop too far...

If they drop... toooo faaaaaarrrrr...






Listen Bioware to the warning I give!
Please remember that I want you to live
But its sad to see your chances weakening with every hour...

The Bio Drones are BLIND!
Too much "LI Threads" on their minds...

It was beautiful, but now its sour...
Yes, its all... gone soooouuurrrrr!

Listen Bioware, to the warning I give! 
Please remember that I want you to live...
Come on listen, listen to me now...
They won't listen to me now...!
Listen... listen to me...

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 29 octobre 2012 - 11:55 .

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Great (5 days ago) post Jimmy. *succeeded to see 4 pics of it*

[Fast Jimmy]

If you don't mind, Jimmy, I'd like to make a suggestion. As the thread has been going on for 4 months, we've had various artists try their hand: Mousestalker, Volus Warlord, Bobobobobobobobobobo, and a few others. I think it might be more apt to rename the thread to something more along the lines of "The Official BSN Spoof Thread", or something like that. It'll likely help bring in a larger audience as well.

This has actually been something I have been meaning to do for quite some time, but hadn't gotten around to. Consider it done.

Fantastic job on the Tribute parody! I'm not even going to GUESS at how long that took!

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 03 novembre 2012 - 11:58 .

[Sternchen]

This is amazing

[legbamel]

This thread is fantastic! I've only ever done one spoof in a BioWare theme, of the ubiquitous (at the time) Ceelo Green song. What Fenris Sings When Dancing in His Mansion I see I'm going to have to step up my game.

[Volus Warlord]

Wow Dom you just raised the bar there.

[Wozearly]

This idea of writing a DA2 parody that mixed the player's difficulty suspending disbelief with Hawke's in character difficulties suspending disbelief has been batting around in my head for a while.

I finally completed it earlier today.

I'm not sure if it'll go the same way as previous songs and end up on YouTube with an acoustic guitar backing track; time will tell. In the meantime, you can find it here...

Advance warning: the song lyrics contain spoilers about events (and chronic flaws) in DA2

~~Welcome to Dragon Age~~

Dear Mother can you hear me whining
Its been three whole years since we upped and left our home
Coming to Kirkwall was headscratching
Hiding apostates in the Templars' own back yard?
Even the statues facepalmed

Pay attention to the same old caves I have to roam
To pass the time my family dies
In this never-changing wasteland that I have to call my home
Welcome to Dragon Age

There's templars frothing at the mouth again
Another mage has snapped; more abominations
It makes me wonder why I'm still here
For some strange reason I've become their champion
And they'll never let me go

Pay attention to the alien elf redesign
Oh heck, here comes another wave
I want to show you retcons that ignored my import save
Welcome to Dragon Age

Dear Laidlaw can you hear me laughing
Its been three whole months since you announced DA3
I really hope you're making changes
Right now Eternity and Baldur's Gate EE
Look a lot better to me

Pay attention to the fanbase at each others' throats
Some said it sucks some called it nice
This awesome button freakshow caused a massive great divide
Welcome to Dragon Age

...and there it dies

(with apologies to Green Day's Welcome to Paradise)

Modifié par Wozearly, 05 novembre 2012 - 10:00 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Dom, nice job doing a rendition of the classic Snoop Lion!

Nice first attempt Shlenderman, although my only point out would be that towards the end, it seemed like pretty much very similar lyrics to the original. Still glad to have another join the ranks here!

[Fast Jimmy]

While Dom was writing a tribute to CrustyBot, I was putting together this tribute to him. We're all about the love here in Off Topic, aren't we? 

Disclaimer on language!

To the tune of Geto Boys D@m It Feels Good to be a Gangsta



Dominus Vita is a gangsta

Dominus Vita is a gangsta
A real gangsta-glass ghostie does his posts right
A real gansta-glass ghostie never flames threads
Cuz real gansta-glass ghosties don't start fights
And ghosties always gotta cool rep
Showin' all his BSN friends how he loves 'em
But real gansta-glass ghosties don't flaunt friends
Cuz real gansta-glass ghosties know they got 'em

And everything is cool in the avi of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-glass ghosties drink deep
On 3-65 from 11 to 7
Cuz this gangsta-glass ghostie don't sleep
All I gotta say to you 
wannabe, gonnabe, parodypostin', rhymetoastin' prankstas
Is that when Dom busts through what the fork you gonna do?
Dominus Vita is a gangsta



Dominus Vita is a gangsta
rockin' these boards with an avi e-vil
Although he lives in Detroit
He's got the Edmonton boards on their heels
Dominus Vita is a gangsta
I mean, one that we all love and know
Clickin' around town in a gargoyle-demon-pic
Commenting on crazy BSN polls
Now gangsta-glass ghosties come in all shapes and colors
Some were changed in the past
But this avi is here is a tough one
Whenever the ghostie avi's need some contrast
Now all I gotta say to you 
wannabe, gonnabe, parodypostin', rhymetoastin' prankstas
Is that when Dom busts through what the fork you gonna do?
Dominus Vita is a gangsta



Dominus Vita is a gangsta
A real Santa-glass ghostie loves to play
Any type of games on the PC or PS3
Cuz gansta-glass ghosties don't hate
Now Bio Drones look at gangsta-glass ghosties like a stop sign
And make posts like "oh, isn't that Santa hat sweet?"
But make a post in the Off Top about something really dumb
and he'll grill you like top-choice meat
Cuz gangsta-glass ghosties be the game players
When everything is quiet in Off Topic
But as soon as that playthrough of Dishonored 
is done, you know the ghost is comin' back quick

Real gangsta-glass ghosties don't post too much
He doesn't put 20 status updates up on blast
And real gangsta-glass ghosties don't work first shift
Cuz real gangsta-glass ghosties aren't type cast
Now when you're on the BSN spitin' wit, he got grit
Or else his ghosie avi raise a hand and smack ya
But members like myself kick back and watch the lulz
Cuz Dominus Vita is a gangsta


And now... a word from the Schumacher!

Dominus Vita is a gangsta
Postin' parodies we read in house
Everything lookin' funny to the Bioware workers
But the EA mafia is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like not banning an Off Topic Thread through
And give a pass to the BSN community
And don't "End of Line" like the Woo

So BSN'ers of the world keep supportin' him
He'll raise the parody thread level's bar
Other community moderators better not ban him
Or it'll be the start of a giant flame war


And to all you on the BSN who helped this thread win
I'd sincerely like to thank ya
But there's one ghostie who's to thank more than most
Dominus Vita is a gangsta

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 06 novembre 2012 - 12:53 .

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

[Fast Jimmy]

WIN. DELUXE.

[Volus Warlord]

I had absolutely nothing to do with this, but this is one I really like:

Ni Hao

[Volus Warlord]

Troll the Bait

To the tune of KMFDM's Free Your Hate

Silence is broken
Arrogance Pissed
Better off not sayin'
What you soon will regret

As the troll thread grows bold
The tone of the posters begins to descend
And as they fan the flames
Numberless dorks begin to defriend

The bannings will continue

Until the thread improves

Troll the bait
Douche flames going page by page
Perilous Folly
Rise up like you're a sage
Troll the bait
Douche flames going page by page
Perilous Folly
Your posts will be erased

Terror to wrist joints
Bull[crap] Discharged
Stupid disagreement
Inflated to heck
Without reason for spars

Repitition of history
Repeatedly banned because of your "quad"
All for once and for all
Show your power
The darn drones must fall

The bannings will continue

Until the thread improves

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Ah if I had pure 2 hours of free time and was using a fast connection I could add something interesting to this topic.

Modifié par Legatus Arianus, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:14 .

[Fast Jimmy]

Hmmm. Could have sworn Dom just asked me to organize and catalog all of the songs here... but the request is now suddenly gone... LOL

Done!

Also - Dom, I noticed some of your songs have disappeared (like your Ghostbusters parody). Did you take them down?

EDIT: I also went ahead and put the original song credits on the title page as well, so people would have a better idea of the song they were clicking on before hand.

Modifié par Fast Jimmy, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:27 .

[Annie_Dear]

DominusVita wrote...

I recieved a request to do a song for Annie_Dear, and I'll have it up in the future.

[Annie_Dear]

This is my face at the moment:



Er mer gard!

I love that song and the lyrics and everything...

Dominus, you are amazing!